Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu) 23:05 08 ID: 1cec82 No.2307410 ▶ 3074as-ma74A (You) first day of MUSIC APPRECIATION 100 see Southeast Asian kid, possibly Vietnamese, sitting in a desk in the front row he's wearing dad jeans with a tucked in 1-shirt and hair that looks like he never discovered combs don't really think much of it sit two rows over and a seat back from him (this detail explains why I'll be able to see his notes later on) kid (we'll call him Autismo) immediatelly throws his hand and the air before she can even talk doesn't wait to be addressed, blurts out 1S THIS CLASS GOING TO BE HARD? AM I GOING TO HAVE TO LIKE ANALYZE LYRICS AND STUFF professor just laughs because she doesn't yet know how much she'll grow to hate him in a matter of weeks, saying "Oh no, we're going to have fun in here. Therell be nothing ike that Autismo proceeds to rant about how worried he was about the class for a solid two minutes his voice is that semi-nas ally stereotypical Asian voice and is always about 15 decibels louder than it should ever be once he calms down professor takes a seat behind her desk Autismo is staring down at his tablet and blurts Have you heard? up after a few seconds of staring at him she realizes he's never going to look up you YEAHI DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THISI?I Autismo whips around tablet to show prof a picture of Hatsune Miku >Yes I think that's it It's cool how they make them sing and all but they're not real starts ranting about how Hatsune Miku is real and that saying something isn't real has "negative connotations" and that he "sincerely hopes she didn't mean the negative after a minute or so of this tirade prof acquiesces to his position so that she can resume class fast forward a few minutes, prof starts talking about her technology policy, le. none whatsoever says she doesn't want laptops in the class even for taking notes because they're distracting, goes on to mention how technology and cell phones have realy made people alienated since we are glued to them >Autismo protests "But what about the people who don't want to talk? I get bored talking I want to look at my tablet he's looking at his tablet the whole time he's "arguing" with her I can't remember much from the first day because I wasn't taking notes. A bunch of other minor s--- happened that I can't remember, but the most important theme here is Hatsune Miku. We will be revisiting that many times Anonymous 02/19/15 Thu) 23:27 35 Icec82 No 2307615 starts Autismo is banging away, completely unaware that no one can so much as hear the person next to them prof had to walk over to get him to go to his desk and stop playing because "Interstellar has some organ m starts Piayof lecturinging notes tuns around and loudly asks the guy behind him for an eraser prof stops lecturing to ask what he needs h it out with your cant! Autismo whips out tablet, despite the detailed explanation of the zero tech policy and the fact that he's in the front row >No, I need to look that word up!" so he'll shut up put it prof then explains, patience visibly wearing thin, that she was going to explain the word and that he cannot have the tablet out away Autismo cracks the widest grin and starts swinging his arms in a chopping motion and exclaims Timber! l have to remind myself that he was actually granted admission into a university despite having been told to not play the plano the previous class session, he's at it agan prof engages him almost like a child at this point, tells him he can play but only if it's reeeeally soft s--- like tempo forgot exactly what element was being discussed, but the example song was Mary had a Little Lamb, but altered according to whatever element this altered version inspires Autismo to get out of his seat, a grin from ear to ear and proceeds to KICK DANCE he seriously started kicking his feet in the air to Mary Had a Little Lamb >Autismo, dead serious, says T really hope it's not homophobic Aside: this reminds me, on the first day when we were going over the syllabus he fipped out and yelled WHY IS NONWESTERN MUSIC ONLY FOR ONE WEEK AND WHY IS IT ONLY 15 PAGES?1 Forgot to mention that. Prof didn't even entertain the question. Top kek after class, this black girl that sits directly to the left of him (one row to the right and one seat up from me) approach him after class we'll call her Joan, because she's a martyr fighting for a just cause Joan goes up to Autismo and says This isn't highschool or middleschool, you need to keep your shoes on your feet. You take off your shoes every day and it smells awful. It's very impolite, please keep them on >EVERYTHING I DO IS IMPOLITE, WHY DO I DO EVERYTHING WRONG?" class, goes down the hall kind female voices replies "No, are you Autismo grumbles out a flustered "Nevermind and slams the door and walks away Thus ends days 2 and 3. 4 and 5 up next. Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu) 23.43 471D: 1cec82 No.2307725 the first image that greets my eyes is Autismo sitting at his desk, still dad jeans, still bedhead, but lo and behold the 1-shirt is none of than a Hatsune Miku shirt later on, he spergs out a hushed but angry Tm sorry, but my feet need to BREATHEr towards Joan walk he then gets out of his desk, walks out of the classroom, down the hall maybe 5 meters, and proceeds to put his shoes on to this day I still have no clue why he had to go outside to do that later prof handed back quizzes, I could see his from my desk he had drawn a massive picture of Hatsune Miku on the side of his quiz wrong I would tum out to be notice that his tablet background is Hatsune Miku (prof had given up trying to enforce tech policy on him) starting to firmly believe that she's his waifu later on after piss easy quiz, we're one question was Who were the two main Baroque composers (Bach and Handel) Autismo raises his hand and blurts out "Do you know why I did this during the quiz? and prof, like any sane human being, obviously had no idea why anyone would do that it's actualy not a terrible pneumonic device, but the fact that he stopped class to tell us about it tickled me tow ard the end of class Autismo is acting very jittery when prof dismisses class, he BOLTS up to grab his scooter (I forgot to mention he rides a scooter everywhere around campus and many know him as Scooter Kid) from the comer of the room and proceeds to literally run out of the class prof tells him to slow down Autismo screams 1 HAVE TO WRITE MY ESSAYll" and dashes away Anonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 23.56 31 id: Icec82 No 2307845 (12.04 KB. 350 335. 7o7.1 walk in room, prof is giving Autismo a serious talkingo she didn't do anything that day the the legend died that day etc prof is fPast 30 halfway through Autismo asks "1s this the song that goes haaaAAAllejuahl it's a massive drawing of Hatsune Miku smack in the middle of the page, easilly taking up a third of the area -mfw he drew Hatsune Miku on a blank page so he could look at her while taking notes starts "conducting by which I mean flailing his ams around when prof finally plays Handel's Hallelujah chorus no one is even surprised at this previously all our pop quizzes had been over material we had covered in class today prof decided to quiz on what we were supposed to have read the night before Autsimo objects, arguing that we shouldn't have a quiz since none of the previous ones had been without lecture beforehand prof says that the syllabus says that pop quizzes are on reading material and that she had been going easy on us previously >"Yeah, but none of the other quizzes were like that this continues until prof threatens to kick him out Two days Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fn) 00 18 05 ID Icec82 No 2308007 >first thing I notice is a drawing of Hatsune Miku on stage at the top third of his notes >he drew out the entire stage and drums and everything >prof shows clips from Amadeus about how he wasn't the most mature person ever someone in class says something to the effect of people with social problems but intellect through the roof no one can hear him, it's inaudible even at my distance from him roughly 2 seats away rest of class isn't even aware he's talking so they continue the discussion >I'm 99% certain he was going to say about him having autism >at the end of class prof was in a hurry to leave it was just me and Autismo left in the room (I was pretending to sort through my backpack so I could keep watch on Autismo) or I'll lock you >prof tums out >Autismo, in fear for his life, screams WAITIII HAVE TO GET MY SCOOTERI WAITI DON'T LOCK ME IN Before all of this though, he made god damn history. I saved this for last because it's too beautiful to go first >shows him his tablet with a picture of Hatsune Miku Autismo smiles "My girtfriend and tums back around he honest to god turned around to a complete stranger and told him a 2D picture of a hologram was his girlfriend completely unprompted -tw o pages were stuck together Joan >Autsimo: "How would you like it if I- >Prof: "Autismo do not test me today. Either come and talk with me outside or get out of my classroom after class gvisibly didn't hear the words exchanged but he soon proclaims "EVERY TEACHER HATES MEI THIS IS JUST PROOFI SHE CALLED ME ANNOYING MY ENGLISH TEACHER DOES THE SAME THING -casts Joan angry looks walks out the door EVERY TEACHER s are still in the room, Joan included prof thanks Joan for trying to defuse the paper situation, but says she doesn't need to do that in the future says if he keeps misbehaving she'll call security on him and get him thrown out Thus ends the legend of Autismo to date. 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Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu) 23:05 08 ID: 1cec82 No.2307410 ▶ 3074as-ma74A (You) first day of MUSIC APPRECIATION 100 see Southeast Asian kid, possibly Vietnamese, sitting in a desk in the front row he's wearing dad jeans with a tucked in 1-shirt and hair that looks like he never discovered combs don't really think much of it sit two rows over and a seat back from him (this detail explains why I'll be able to see his notes later on) kid (we'll call him Autismo) immediatelly throws his hand and the air before she can even talk doesn't wait to be addressed, blurts out 1S THIS CLASS GOING TO BE HARD? AM I GOING TO HAVE TO LIKE ANALYZE LYRICS AND STUFF professor just laughs because she doesn't yet know how much she'll grow to hate him in a matter of weeks, saying "Oh no, we're going to have fun in here. Therell be nothing ike that Autismo proceeds to rant about how worried he was about the class for a solid two minutes his voice is that semi-nas ally stereotypical Asian voice and is always about 15 decibels louder than it should ever be once he calms down professor takes a seat behind her desk Autismo is staring down at his tablet and blurts Have you heard? up after a few seconds of staring at him she realizes he's never going to look up you YEAHI DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THISI?I Autismo whips around tablet to show prof a picture of Hatsune Miku >Yes I think that's it It's cool how they make them sing and all but they're not real starts ranting about how Hatsune Miku is real and that saying something isn't real has "negative connotations" and that he "sincerely hopes she didn't mean the negative after a minute or so of this tirade prof acquiesces to his position so that she can resume class fast forward a few minutes, prof starts talking about her technology policy, le. none whatsoever says she doesn't want laptops in the class even for taking notes because they're distracting, goes on to mention how technology and cell phones have realy made people alienated since we are glued to them >Autismo protests "But what about the people who don't want to talk? I get bored talking I want to look at my tablet he's looking at his tablet the whole time he's "arguing" with her I can't remember much from the first day because I wasn't taking notes. A bunch of other minor s--- happened that I can't remember, but the most important theme here is Hatsune Miku. We will be revisiting that many times Anonymous 02/19/15 Thu) 23:27 35 Icec82 No 2307615 starts Autismo is banging away, completely unaware that no one can so much as hear the person next to them prof had to walk over to get him to go to his desk and stop playing because "Interstellar has some organ m starts Piayof lecturinging notes tuns around and loudly asks the guy behind him for an eraser prof stops lecturing to ask what he needs h it out with your cant! Autismo whips out tablet, despite the detailed explanation of the zero tech policy and the fact that he's in the front row >No, I need to look that word up!" so he'll shut up put it prof then explains, patience visibly wearing thin, that she was going to explain the word and that he cannot have the tablet out away Autismo cracks the widest grin and starts swinging his arms in a chopping motion and exclaims Timber! l have to remind myself that he was actually granted admission into a university despite having been told to not play the plano the previous class session, he's at it agan prof engages him almost like a child at this point, tells him he can play but only if it's reeeeally soft s--- like tempo forgot exactly what element was being discussed, but the example song was Mary had a Little Lamb, but altered according to whatever element this altered version inspires Autismo to get out of his seat, a grin from ear to ear and proceeds to KICK DANCE he seriously started kicking his feet in the air to Mary Had a Little Lamb >Autismo, dead serious, says T really hope it's not homophobic Aside: this reminds me, on the first day when we were going over the syllabus he fipped out and yelled WHY IS NONWESTERN MUSIC ONLY FOR ONE WEEK AND WHY IS IT ONLY 15 PAGES?1 Forgot to mention that. Prof didn't even entertain the question. Top kek after class, this black girl that sits directly to the left of him (one row to the right and one seat up from me) approach him after class we'll call her Joan, because she's a martyr fighting for a just cause Joan goes up to Autismo and says This isn't highschool or middleschool, you need to keep your shoes on your feet. You take off your shoes every day and it smells awful. It's very impolite, please keep them on >EVERYTHING I DO IS IMPOLITE, WHY DO I DO EVERYTHING WRONG?" class, goes down the hall kind female voices replies "No, are you Autismo grumbles out a flustered "Nevermind and slams the door and walks away Thus ends days 2 and 3. 4 and 5 up next. Anonymous 02/19/15(Thu) 23.43 471D: 1cec82 No.2307725 the first image that greets my eyes is Autismo sitting at his desk, still dad jeans, still bedhead, but lo and behold the 1-shirt is none of than a Hatsune Miku shirt later on, he spergs out a hushed but angry Tm sorry, but my feet need to BREATHEr towards Joan walk he then gets out of his desk, walks out of the classroom, down the hall maybe 5 meters, and proceeds to put his shoes on to this day I still have no clue why he had to go outside to do that later prof handed back quizzes, I could see his from my desk he had drawn a massive picture of Hatsune Miku on the side of his quiz wrong I would tum out to be notice that his tablet background is Hatsune Miku (prof had given up trying to enforce tech policy on him) starting to firmly believe that she's his waifu later on after piss easy quiz, we're one question was Who were the two main Baroque composers (Bach and Handel) Autismo raises his hand and blurts out "Do you know why I did this during the quiz? and prof, like any sane human being, obviously had no idea why anyone would do that it's actualy not a terrible pneumonic device, but the fact that he stopped class to tell us about it tickled me tow ard the end of class Autismo is acting very jittery when prof dismisses class, he BOLTS up to grab his scooter (I forgot to mention he rides a scooter everywhere around campus and many know him as Scooter Kid) from the comer of the room and proceeds to literally run out of the class prof tells him to slow down Autismo screams 1 HAVE TO WRITE MY ESSAYll" and dashes away Anonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 23.56 31 id: Icec82 No 2307845 (12.04 KB. 350 335. 7o7.1 walk in room, prof is giving Autismo a serious talkingo she didn't do anything that day the the legend died that day etc prof is fPast 30 halfway through Autismo asks "1s this the song that goes haaaAAAllejuahl it's a massive drawing of Hatsune Miku smack in the middle of the page, easilly taking up a third of the area -mfw he drew Hatsune Miku on a blank page so he could look at her while taking notes starts "conducting by which I mean flailing his ams around when prof finally plays Handel's Hallelujah chorus no one is even surprised at this previously all our pop quizzes had been over material we had covered in class today prof decided to quiz on what we were supposed to have read the night before Autsimo objects, arguing that we shouldn't have a quiz since none of the previous ones had been without lecture beforehand prof says that the syllabus says that pop quizzes are on reading material and that she had been going easy on us previously >"Yeah, but none of the other quizzes were like that this continues until prof threatens to kick him out Two days Anonymous 02/20/15 (Fn) 00 18 05 ID Icec82 No 2308007 >first thing I notice is a drawing of Hatsune Miku on stage at the top third of his notes >he drew out the entire stage and drums and everything >prof shows clips from Amadeus about how he wasn't the most mature person ever someone in class says something to the effect of people with social problems but intellect through the roof no one can hear him, it's inaudible even at my distance from him roughly 2 seats away rest of class isn't even aware he's talking so they continue the discussion >I'm 99% certain he was going to say about him having autism >at the end of class prof was in a hurry to leave it was just me and Autismo left in the room (I was pretending to sort through my backpack so I could keep watch on Autismo) or I'll lock you >prof tums out >Autismo, in fear for his life, screams WAITIII HAVE TO GET MY SCOOTERI WAITI DON'T LOCK ME IN Before all of this though, he made god damn history. I saved this for last because it's too beautiful to go first >shows him his tablet with a picture of Hatsune Miku Autismo smiles "My girtfriend and tums back around he honest to god turned around to a complete stranger and told him a 2D picture of a hologram was his girlfriend completely unprompted -tw o pages were stuck together Joan >Autsimo: "How would you like it if I- >Prof: "Autismo do not test me today. Either come and talk with me outside or get out of my classroom after class gvisibly didn't hear the words exchanged but he soon proclaims "EVERY TEACHER HATES MEI THIS IS JUST PROOFI SHE CALLED ME ANNOYING MY ENGLISH TEACHER DOES THE SAME THING -casts Joan angry looks walks out the door EVERY TEACHER s are still in the room, Joan included prof thanks Joan for trying to defuse the paper situation, but says she doesn't need to do that in the future says if he keeps misbehaving she'll call security on him and get him thrown out Thus ends the legend of Autismo to date. I hope it was worth the read

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