Notes:

My edit based on the Anime was a mistake meme and my Squidward delivers the nasty cephalopod c--- at 3:28 am image that started the "Delivers" fad within Expand Dong (as well as the SpongeBob SquarePants title card text trope in general).
SpongeBob SquarePants title cards used:
"Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm"
"Texas"
"Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost"
"Pizza Delivery"
"Missing Identity"
"Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation"
Other image sources:
Laptop in dark room
Freddy Fazbear from Five Nights at Freddy's
My "Dipperface" icon from the Gravity Falls short "Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained: Candy Monster"