Starter Packs - MUH FPS MUH MODS

>implying the poorly optimised PC versions of past GTA games could run at 60 FPS on any machine

The GTA series didn't run very smoothly most of the time, even on consoles. Especially the less powerful ones. I remember constantly driving outside the loaded region of Vice City Stories on an overclocked PSP (the game was installed on the memory stick, so it didn't load from UMD). I love Grand Theft Auto, but the games were never the standard for performance…

My friends convinced me to buy this game yesterday so we could all play GTA Online together.
My computer won't even launch the fucking game, and nothing so far has fixed the issue.

Why must life be so cruel.