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dr-archeville ienniferrpovey thymoss no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire #1 laughed for days when i found out that#ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but-western archaeologists-#thought that the pouring of water depicted-superstitious rituals-# As an archeology major, I can vouch for this being absolutely ues Any time we see something we don't understand, we mark it down as ritual purposes. It's actually a catch-all euphemism for We have absolutely no clue what these people were doing here yet so until we work it out we'll pretend it was something to do with their religion. And yeah, sometimes it is a white people thing. When white people went into Canada the natives introduced them to the delights of maple syrup. The white people asked Well, how did you ever work out this sap was edible and delicious. The native people responded, "Oh, well, Squirrel showed us. White people: Hahahaha They're off on that totem animal spirit guide thing again. It wasn't until this century that scientists actually observed squirrels in that area cutting holes in sugar maples, waiting for the sap to crystallize, and eating it. The native people were actually being literal and the white people thought they were being metaphorical. Sigh SQUIRRELS HISTORY.COM memegenerator.net

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