Well of course its barren, you're just to damn salty to grow anythong in that field.

that’s the best part.

There’s all sorts of writing in Pompei,on the walls of the bathroom stalls, in bars and on the walls, for example.

it’s hilarious. and rather heartwarming. We were always the same sorts of people, with the same sorts of jokes.

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

my favorite one is “On April 19th, I made bread”.

It’s confusing as hell. why would he write that on the walls?

Also, "the one who buggers a fire burns his penis"

it's "don't stick your dick in crazy." It's nice to know that we're all alike in the end.