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Me after tricking my dopamine receivers into believing I've actually accomplished something by watching a movie I'd been planning to watch for months
Me after tricking my dopamine receivers into believing I've actually accomplished something by watching a movie I'd been planning to watch for months

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Spacemarine 3 plot: Titus is accused of heresy again, but this time it was for throwing Leandros out of the barge window while they are in the warp | /r/grimdank

Minor Secret Level Spoiler! 98 comentários Q Jon Snus I'm 99% sure Titus returns on the barge and Leandros is like "hmmmmmmm very strange that you're the only one who survived very heresy yes" 11h Responder 425
Minor Secret Level Spoiler! 98 comentários Q Jon Snus I'm 99% sure Titus returns on the barge and Leandros is like "hmmmmmmm very strange that you're the only one who survived very heresy yes" 11h Responder 425

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Russian art of war | History Memes

imgflip.com 1,100 men [1] The russian art of war! You have the enemy heavily outnumbered! They attack and defeat you inflicting massiv casualties. They attack and defeat you inflicting massiv casualties. Strength 6,000 men [2][3][1] Casualties and losses 40 killed around 1,500 killed [2] 125 wounded Isome 45 standards 2 missing[2] and 1,058 banners[3]
imgflip.com 1,100 men [1] The russian art of war! You have the enemy heavily outnumbered! They attack and defeat you inflicting massiv casualties. They attack and defeat you inflicting massiv casualties. Strength 6,000 men [2][3][1] Casualties and losses 40 killed around 1,500 killed [2] 125 wounded Isome 45 standards 2 missing[2] and 1,058 banners[3]

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The experiences that must be shared | /r/Greentext

File :1232230195.jpg-(20 KB, 310x310, toilet-llqq-001.jpg) Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat) 17:09:55 No. 110295317 Here's my story /b/, I've been sick for about four days. Four days of stomach pain and the inability to s---. I don't know if you've not s--- for four days, but when the time comes, you know it will be epic. It happened yesterday, I could feel a slight sensation in my bowels, I knew something was stirring. The local mall (very big and popular) was just a mile away so I hopped in my car and went to the public bathroom. I waited a minute for two stalls to be occupied before I went in between them, thinking how lucky I was. They could share this epic s--- with me whether they wanted to or not. After going into the stall, I locked the door and sat down after readying my self, this was going to be fun. Now I am sitting there with 4 days of s--- ready to burst out into the toilet. I gave a small shout and pushed, lifting off the seat so the splash was big and loud, I heard the man on my left cough. I gave not wait to the next cascade of feces, I gave another shout, louder and lower, and kicked the wall, a stream of s--- poured out, leaving my head in a dizzying state, I knew I had the men's attention. So I took my stance, foot on the door and hands under the seat. I screamed a blood curtling cry and shat with all my might, kicked the door outward (breaking the lock) and pounding my fists on the wall, I heard one man leave and while he turned on the faucet I ran out, face in hands, and shat in the sink next to him screaming "I FILLED THE F------ TOILET" and he ran out. the next man stayed in his stall so I kicked his door and yelled "HELP! MY A------ IS BLEEDING!" He muffled something back and I finished off my s--- in the sinks. It was a grand day for s---- around the world. Pic related, a toilet.
File :1232230195.jpg-(20 KB, 310x310, toilet-llqq-001.jpg) Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat) 17:09:55 No. 110295317 Here's my story /b/, I've been sick for about four days. Four days of stomach pain and the inability to s---. I don't know if you've not s--- for four days, but when the time comes, you know it will be epic. It happened yesterday, I could feel a slight sensation in my bowels, I knew something was stirring. The local mall (very big and popular) was just a mile away so I hopped in my car and went to the public bathroom. I waited a minute for two stalls to be occupied before I went in between them, thinking how lucky I was. They could share this epic s--- with me whether they wanted to or not. After going into the stall, I locked the door and sat down after readying my self, this was going to be fun. Now I am sitting there with 4 days of s--- ready to burst out into the toilet. I gave a small shout and pushed, lifting off the seat so the splash was big and loud, I heard the man on my left cough. I gave not wait to the next cascade of feces, I gave another shout, louder and lower, and kicked the wall, a stream of s--- poured out, leaving my head in a dizzying state, I knew I had the men's attention. So I took my stance, foot on the door and hands under the seat. I screamed a blood curtling cry and shat with all my might, kicked the door outward (breaking the lock) and pounding my fists on the wall, I heard one man leave and while he turned on the faucet I ran out, face in hands, and shat in the sink next to him screaming "I FILLED THE F------ TOILET" and he ran out. the next man stayed in his stall so I kicked his door and yelled "HELP! MY A------ IS BLEEDING!" He muffled something back and I finished off my s--- in the sinks. It was a grand day for s---- around the world. Pic related, a toilet.

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Some strategies are too advanced | /r/memes

Sibling trying to predict my next move Me playing it on random
Sibling trying to predict my next move Me playing it on random

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I have $10,… I don’t want to hear about inflation | /r/dankmemes

Me at the 24 hour nugget spot, with $10 to my name: PLEASE TELL ME... ni no omo EXIT TRUMP E Pick Up Customers Needing Assistance Please Ask A Crew Member Mobile Delivery M Flaky & hot In Progress Now 115 919 221 PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE 20PC NUGGETS AND BASKET OF FRIES IS STILL $8.99
Me at the 24 hour nugget spot, with $10 to my name: PLEASE TELL ME... ni no omo EXIT TRUMP E Pick Up Customers Needing Assistance Please Ask A Crew Member Mobile Delivery M Flaky & hot In Progress Now 115 919 221 PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE 20PC NUGGETS AND BASKET OF FRIES IS STILL $8.99

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Design Max Pro Meets the Simpsons

HAHA HA HA HAHAHHAV Marge, where are we? This doesn't look like minecraft... No, Homer we're in Max Design Pro! See him? That's Max, don't get too close or he might turn evil!
HAHA HA HA HAHAHHAV Marge, where are we? This doesn't look like minecraft... No, Homer we're in Max Design Pro! See him? That's Max, don't get too close or he might turn evil!

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"War" of the bucket (Italy) 1325 | History Memes

BOLOGNA* THIS IS A BUCKET MODENA DEAR GOD!
BOLOGNA* THIS IS A BUCKET MODENA DEAR GOD!

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Hot sausage madlad | /r/madlads

Richie Mcnamara - 2nd Director at Elite Air Conditioning North... 1w.→ + Follow Harry complaining his sausages are too hot. I said can't be that hot mate. Whipped out his temp gun and proved that the said banger is a belting 73°. Bet he's a right buzz at parties DEL Well said Richie Interesting Thanks for st
Richie Mcnamara - 2nd Director at Elite Air Conditioning North... 1w.→ + Follow Harry complaining his sausages are too hot. I said can't be that hot mate. Whipped out his temp gun and proved that the said banger is a belting 73°. Bet he's a right buzz at parties DEL Well said Richie Interesting Thanks for st

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PRAISE BE THE OMNISSIAH, THE MACHINE SPIRIT IS SCREAMING! | /r/grimdank

Ukraine has unveiled a cutting-edge ‘Trident' laser weapon after the UK indicated it would be sharing its prototypes with Kyiv WARHAMMER COMMUNITY O
Ukraine has unveiled a cutting-edge ‘Trident' laser weapon after the UK indicated it would be sharing its prototypes with Kyiv WARHAMMER COMMUNITY O

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China | History Memes

The ching pong pong disagreement: 90 billion dead, 69 billion injured, 420 million specie extinct, 80 planets destroyed, 10 centuries worth of rice stolen
The ching pong pong disagreement: 90 billion dead, 69 billion injured, 420 million specie extinct, 80 planets destroyed, 10 centuries worth of rice stolen

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Anon Likes Luna Lovegood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)17:03:37 No.207122014 >Luna Lovegood >not the love interest You had one job Rowling 850 KB JPG
Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)17:03:37 No.207122014 >Luna Lovegood >not the love interest You had one job Rowling 850 KB JPG

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Anon is a smooth criminal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/09/19(Tue)16:37:40 No.53290925 74 KB JPG >be romanian >wake up in your vardo >your three uncles still sleeping next to you >pickpocket your uncles >head outside to see your mom >ask her for some breakfast >mom hands you a garlic bulb >she tells you to go walk your dogs >pickpocket your dogs >realize you're actually about to do honest work >tell your mom to go f--- herself >she caves your face in with a crystal ball >pickpocket your mom before dying 1 Reply View Thread
Anonymous 07/09/19(Tue)16:37:40 No.53290925 74 KB JPG >be romanian >wake up in your vardo >your three uncles still sleeping next to you >pickpocket your uncles >head outside to see your mom >ask her for some breakfast >mom hands you a garlic bulb >she tells you to go walk your dogs >pickpocket your dogs >realize you're actually about to do honest work >tell your mom to go f--- herself >she caves your face in with a crystal ball >pickpocket your mom before dying 1 Reply View Thread

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Are you sure TCW is for children? | /r/PrequelMemes

"I watch Clone Wars for the plot" The plot: IG: star_wars_the_501st
"I watch Clone Wars for the plot" The plot: IG: star_wars_the_501st

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Right at the good parts too | /r/dankmemes

When you're trying to watch a movie, and it starts to lag for the 17th time: W " Visible Frustration]
When you're trying to watch a movie, and it starts to lag for the 17th time: W " Visible Frustration]

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Switzerland is literally chill with every war | History Memes

SWITZERLAND IN EVERY WAR ITALY IN EVERY WAR %
SWITZERLAND IN EVERY WAR ITALY IN EVERY WAR %

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the rabbit up Mary tofts uterus | History Memes

Rohan_kishibe Me being born imgflip.com
Rohan_kishibe Me being born imgflip.com

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If it isn't the consequences of my own actions | /r/dndmemes

The BBEG Me thinking I just got away with sneaking into the BBEG's office
The BBEG Me thinking I just got away with sneaking into the BBEG's office

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Adorable little tabaxi | /r/dndmemes

YOU'RE UNDER 5'0 TO HIDE ENTIRELY BEHIND A MINOR ILLUSION I'M UNDER 5'0 TO BE A LIL' CUTIE PATOOTIE WE ARE NOT THE SAME
YOU'RE UNDER 5'0 TO HIDE ENTIRELY BEHIND A MINOR ILLUSION I'M UNDER 5'0 TO BE A LIL' CUTIE PATOOTIE WE ARE NOT THE SAME

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Anon is a Nord | /r/Greentext

File: 10407212 1020499371951245(...).jpg (67 KB, 611x597) 10 LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID Anonymous 12/19/14(Fri)22:07:03 No.586374164 [Reply] ► H-------- H-------- H-------- > at a local grocery store a few minutes ago > a mother was having a tough time with a crying child > juggling groceries in a hand basket > Stroll over JUST as she dropped a box of cereal > baby is crying harder now > "is there something I can do to help, ma'am?" > "HELL yeah. can you take my baby for just a second?" >"uhh... yeah, sure." > put down my basket of steaks and vegetables (no joke) > take the baby > it's crying like the Brotherhood of Steel in NV > all of my wat > wait, now it's my time to shine >start singing in a deep, calm voice > the f------ Dragonborn theme of Skyrim >sing the whole damn song > the baby is asleep by the time I get done > mother is staring at me in awe > "what the hell did you just do > "it's an ancient Nord lullaby, passed down through my family since Eric the Red. Works every time" > "wait- what? > repeat > "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that before in my life." > "don't know many Nords, do you?" > hand sleeping baby back to mother > "have a good evening" > pick up my meat and veggies and walk away > f--- yeah
File: 10407212 1020499371951245(...).jpg (67 KB, 611x597) 10 LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID Anonymous 12/19/14(Fri)22:07:03 No.586374164 [Reply] ► H-------- H-------- H-------- > at a local grocery store a few minutes ago > a mother was having a tough time with a crying child > juggling groceries in a hand basket > Stroll over JUST as she dropped a box of cereal > baby is crying harder now > "is there something I can do to help, ma'am?" > "HELL yeah. can you take my baby for just a second?" >"uhh... yeah, sure." > put down my basket of steaks and vegetables (no joke) > take the baby > it's crying like the Brotherhood of Steel in NV > all of my wat > wait, now it's my time to shine >start singing in a deep, calm voice > the f------ Dragonborn theme of Skyrim >sing the whole damn song > the baby is asleep by the time I get done > mother is staring at me in awe > "what the hell did you just do > "it's an ancient Nord lullaby, passed down through my family since Eric the Red. Works every time" > "wait- what? > repeat > "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that before in my life." > "don't know many Nords, do you?" > hand sleeping baby back to mother > "have a good evening" > pick up my meat and veggies and walk away > f--- yeah

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