Anon Likes Luna Lovegood | /r/Greentext
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![File: 10407212 1020499371951245(...).jpg (67 KB, 611x597) 10 LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID Anonymous 12/19/14(Fri)22:07:03 No.586374164 [Reply] ► H-------- H-------- H-------- > at a local grocery store a few minutes ago > a mother was having a tough time with a crying child > juggling groceries in a hand basket > Stroll over JUST as she dropped a box of cereal > baby is crying harder now > "is there something I can do to help, ma'am?" > "HELL yeah. can you take my baby for just a second?" >"uhh... yeah, sure." > put down my basket of steaks and vegetables (no joke) > take the baby > it's crying like the Brotherhood of Steel in NV > all of my wat > wait, now it's my time to shine >start singing in a deep, calm voice > the f------ Dragonborn theme of Skyrim >sing the whole damn song > the baby is asleep by the time I get done > mother is staring at me in awe > "what the hell did you just do > "it's an ancient Nord lullaby, passed down through my family since Eric the Red. Works every time" > "wait- what? > repeat > "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that before in my life." > "don't know many Nords, do you?" > hand sleeping baby back to mother > "have a good evening" > pick up my meat and veggies and walk away > f--- yeah](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/972/065/bc6.jpeg "Anon is a Nord | /r/Greentext")
![File: 334 KB, 1500x1500, k_Photo_Series_2023-01-how-to-make-cajun- gumbo_2022-how-to-make-cajun-gumbo_925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gumbo Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:49:15 No.20893606 [Reply] [Original] Quoted by: >>20893647 >>20895045 >>20895207 >>20895421 >>20895547 >>20895744 >>20897838 >>20898007 How many y'all like gumbo? Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:50:41 No.20893607 *you all O Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:53:10 No.20893611 File: 127 KB, 220x178, jackie-chan-yaw.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] » Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 03:59:27 No.20893616 >> Quoted by: >>20893618 I got all these little burns on my wrist from the roux splashing on me while I was stirring it. Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 04:00:47 No.20893618 >>20893616 Why no pics yall? Anonymous Wed, Oct 9, 2024 04:39:25 No.20893647 Quoted by: >>20893666 >>20894040 >>OP I love gumbo, but not as much as performing oral on my thirteen year old sister.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/971/978/1ac.jpeg "Average Louisiana Resident | /r/Greentext")
![-File: IMG_3189.jpg (71 KB, 1024x1024) << Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)17:00:54 No.902139380 [Reply]► >>902139508 >>902139532 My fiancé just walked in on me in the bathroom squatting and jerking off with one of her hair brushes in my ass She was supposed to be at work but she finished early The p--- on my phone was too loud I didn't hear her come in She walked in, we locked eyes and it was silent for about 3 seconds before she walked out closing the door It's been 10 minutes and I've locked myself in the bathroom and I refuse to leave Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. + 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)17:04:25 No.902139508 ► >>902139380 (OP) God, I wish this were true. Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)17:04:44 No.902139517 ► You locked eyes. It's over. You never lock eyes in that situation. □ Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)17:05:13 No.902139532 >>902139380 (OP) Post hairbrush in your bussy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/618/149/5b7.png "Anon uses a hairbrush | /r/Greentext")
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