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File: 10407212 1020499371951245(...).jpg (67 KB, 611x597) 10 LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID Anonymous 12/19/14(Fri)22:07:03 No.586374164 [Reply] ► H-------- H-------- H-------- > at a local grocery store a few minutes ago > a mother was having a tough time with a crying child > juggling groceries in a hand basket > Stroll over JUST as she dropped a box of cereal > baby is crying harder now > "is there something I can do to help, ma'am?" > "HELL yeah. can you take my baby for just a second?" >"uhh... yeah, sure." > put down my basket of steaks and vegetables (no joke) > take the baby > it's crying like the Brotherhood of Steel in NV > all of my wat > wait, now it's my time to shine >start singing in a deep, calm voice > the f------ Dragonborn theme of Skyrim >sing the whole damn song > the baby is asleep by the time I get done > mother is staring at me in awe > "what the hell did you just do > "it's an ancient Nord lullaby, passed down through my family since Eric the Red. Works every time" > "wait- what? > repeat > "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that before in my life." > "don't know many Nords, do you?" > hand sleeping baby back to mother > "have a good evening" > pick up my meat and veggies and walk away > f--- yeah

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File: 1734408589511921.png (34 KB, 573x670) ? ☐ Joined the KKK Anonymous (ID: Ybqstjeg) 12/17/24(Tue)05:22:27 No.491617594 ►>>491617668 >>491617963 >>491617981 >>491618322 >>491618391 >>491618- >>491618431 >>491618472 >>491618748 >>491618913 >Joined the KKK last August >Became the official recorder, my only special duty is that I have to record the monthly meeting minutes >Thought I was gonna have fun burning crosses and doing Klan dances and harrassing blacks >Klavern doesn't do that anymore >My Klavem is basically 100% a charity organization/fraternity >All we do is work charity jobs or shoot the s--- and eat BBQ and watch movies >Never even wore the robes myself >Last month we all got together to clean up the local park >Last week we distributed shoes to children in need >Literally it's just a charity organization for white people >Everyone in town knows we're the KKK but they don't say it out loud >They actually like us I gotta admit I'm having alot of fun and feel good about myself but this is not what I was expecting. I don't know what I was expecting but gotta admit I like it.
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