Birbs - Hummingbird goes after orange hat

This would be a legitimate way to attract birds. The bird thinks it's a flower, and because this is a hummingbird, they need to refuel often. Flowers naturally have bright colors extending into the ultraviolet spectrum, so I also wouldn't be surprised if this garish hat glows under a blacklight. Of course, this also attracts bees to flowers, so bird-watchers beware.

Tl,dr; funny hat attracts hum-birds but also buzz bugs, try at risk.

Bird be like: "Gib me da nectar u cheeky kunt or i'm goin 2 wreck u i swear on me mum!"