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nickiminajvevo clevverbot。 Source: chairman-of-th3 EMERGENCY: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STABBED IN THE THIGH BY A TODDLER STEP 1: SAY "F--- IT." VIOLENCE SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY ANSWER PEOPLE UNDERSTAND chairman-of-th3-board Il lose my s--- to this phot 14,794 notes

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Please.

店でやろう。 Please do it at a pub. 車内での騒ぎすぎにご注意ください。
店でやろう。 Please do it at a pub. 車内での騒ぎすぎにご注意ください。

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Neil Tyson, Lord of the Dance!

IN CASE OFFIAE INTE CARIN EXIT SORTIE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON WILL DANCE THE FLAMES AWAY
IN CASE OFFIAE INTE CARIN EXIT SORTIE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON WILL DANCE THE FLAMES AWAY

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How to Chop Wood Safely

LU Step 4: Summon a demon doppelganger and command the ghostly appiration to split the wood with little to no effort at all. NOTE: IMMEDIATE EXORCISM NOT REQUIRED BUT IS STRONGLY RECCOMENDED
LU Step 4: Summon a demon doppelganger and command the ghostly appiration to split the wood with little to no effort at all. NOTE: IMMEDIATE EXORCISM NOT REQUIRED BUT IS STRONGLY RECCOMENDED

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Hand signals

Hand Signals Think I Saw Something Did You Mean Me? (consmation requested) s Clear- No Need To Be Quiet I'm Having A Hard Time Seaing Vary Far Wthout My Glasses Speak Aim for Tha Ass Something's Wrong With My Gun repeat gesture to add again to ndicate tustration) I Cant Reach This Pocket I Have Been Hit approximate size of h Shut Up A Sacond My Battery Ded This is My Stop l Need Mare Ammo Jesus Christ They re Shooting at Us Goddamed Lives, Already Teenager Male Bearded Thug Boyish, Hairless Male Weak Heart Pansy Telgvision Book I Think He Was On Our Side Missed Because My Sights Are off Hall Ba Out In A Minute Sory, My Faul My Fogges-upl GdBrought the Wrong Ammo Again This is what I think of your Opinion We havent Got A Chance They May Have A Chance They Havent Got A Chance You First na's No Way Im Going In There We're Outta Here Stay in Frent of Ma Where 's Safe Are there Two Teams, ot?This Gaar is Heavy, My Lowar Back Could Use aMassage
Hand Signals Think I Saw Something Did You Mean Me? (consmation requested) s Clear- No Need To Be Quiet I'm Having A Hard Time Seaing Vary Far Wthout My Glasses Speak Aim for Tha Ass Something's Wrong With My Gun repeat gesture to add again to ndicate tustration) I Cant Reach This Pocket I Have Been Hit approximate size of h Shut Up A Sacond My Battery Ded This is My Stop l Need Mare Ammo Jesus Christ They re Shooting at Us Goddamed Lives, Already Teenager Male Bearded Thug Boyish, Hairless Male Weak Heart Pansy Telgvision Book I Think He Was On Our Side Missed Because My Sights Are off Hall Ba Out In A Minute Sory, My Faul My Fogges-upl GdBrought the Wrong Ammo Again This is what I think of your Opinion We havent Got A Chance They May Have A Chance They Havent Got A Chance You First na's No Way Im Going In There We're Outta Here Stay in Frent of Ma Where 's Safe Are there Two Teams, ot?This Gaar is Heavy, My Lowar Back Could Use aMassage

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Try not to cry

O WRITHING-IN-PAIN CRIES O Just let it out, man. Let it out. LIE DOWN TRY NOT TO CRY CRY A LOT MUSCLES USED - Back (broken) Soul (crushed)
O WRITHING-IN-PAIN CRIES O Just let it out, man. Let it out. LIE DOWN TRY NOT TO CRY CRY A LOT MUSCLES USED - Back (broken) Soul (crushed)

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CPR Instructions

pleatedSeans CPR Instructions BLAME SOMEONE HECK TO SEE IF 2 The victim is hurt. Use your finger to assign blame. Shame the person until N------ ARE HARD If not, rub forehead until proper nipple tension is achieved. YOU did this! he or she feels adequately guilty. 3 KISS SENSUALLY 4 APPLY CAPRI-SUN The victim is unconscious.STRAW TO NECK Nows your chance! This is important Just do it. The flavor Optional: squeeze Capri-Sun liquid intoexplosion may victim's mouth. revive him. 5 USE 0 PICTURE LIFE TOGETHER AND TO As life leaves body, picture how great your life together could have been. REHARDE N------ Don't let those puppies get soft! Once dead, feel free to enjoy any remaining ri-Sun liquid.
pleatedSeans CPR Instructions BLAME SOMEONE HECK TO SEE IF 2 The victim is hurt. Use your finger to assign blame. Shame the person until N------ ARE HARD If not, rub forehead until proper nipple tension is achieved. YOU did this! he or she feels adequately guilty. 3 KISS SENSUALLY 4 APPLY CAPRI-SUN The victim is unconscious.STRAW TO NECK Nows your chance! This is important Just do it. The flavor Optional: squeeze Capri-Sun liquid intoexplosion may victim's mouth. revive him. 5 USE 0 PICTURE LIFE TOGETHER AND TO As life leaves body, picture how great your life together could have been. REHARDE N------ Don't let those puppies get soft! Once dead, feel free to enjoy any remaining ri-Sun liquid.

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airtoons.com 5 In the event of an airline evacuation, style points will be given based on form and artistic impression.
airtoons.com 5 In the event of an airline evacuation, style points will be given based on form and artistic impression.

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PUSH HARDER FAGGOT

Instructions: Exercising Baby PUSH HARDER F----- THEYRE GONNA WONDER IF YOU EVEN LIFT NO
Instructions: Exercising Baby PUSH HARDER F----- THEYRE GONNA WONDER IF YOU EVEN LIFT NO

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alrtoons.com If radioactive material is bad, send it to its room without supper. Let it think about what it has done.
alrtoons.com If radioactive material is bad, send it to its room without supper. Let it think about what it has done.

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De(mon)fibrillation

ための専用パッドが必要,などがあります。 要となります って細動が除かれても,ふだん通りの息がない場合は。 主はセットで講習を受け,安全に確実におこなえるように が, AEDや救急隊員が到着するまでは心肺 ■AEDをセットした状! (「指導者のためのAEDA 電) OD指針 一般市民用」へるす出版より) てesないことを 解析時 確認します ■AED設置例(千葉県野田市体育館) AED
ための専用パッドが必要,などがあります。 要となります って細動が除かれても,ふだん通りの息がない場合は。 主はセットで講習を受け,安全に確実におこなえるように が, AEDや救急隊員が到着するまでは心肺 ■AEDをセットした状! (「指導者のためのAEDA 電) OD指針 一般市民用」へるす出版より) てesないことを 解析時 確認します ■AED設置例(千葉県野田市体育館) AED

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DONTTIEYOUR S#@T TOGETHER WITH LICORICE FEEL FREE TO COMPETE AGAINST YOUR GHOST TO WIN 1CONE) MAGIC THE GATHERING CARD! PLEASE SHIELD YOUR CHILD FROM EVIL NINIA DUST BUNNIES WHILE HE OR SHE ENJOYS THE NINTENDO 3DS. PNK YOU, PLANT.
DONTTIEYOUR S#@T TOGETHER WITH LICORICE FEEL FREE TO COMPETE AGAINST YOUR GHOST TO WIN 1CONE) MAGIC THE GATHERING CARD! PLEASE SHIELD YOUR CHILD FROM EVIL NINIA DUST BUNNIES WHILE HE OR SHE ENJOYS THE NINTENDO 3DS. PNK YOU, PLANT.

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Modified CPR instructions

Yo son lHol4 you 0 Figure 26, Tap and shou Yell for help. if someone comes, have that person phone 911 and get an AE Whether or not someone comes, check the child's breathing next Action Yell for Help YouRE Figure 27. Get help
Yo son lHol4 you 0 Figure 26, Tap and shou Yell for help. if someone comes, have that person phone 911 and get an AE Whether or not someone comes, check the child's breathing next Action Yell for Help YouRE Figure 27. Get help

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Pre-historic Devices

The use of pre-historic electronic devices is simply unacceptable.
The use of pre-historic electronic devices is simply unacceptable.

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NINTENDO3DS. SAFETY MANUAL DO NOT USE AS A COASTER DO NOT USE TO STABILIZE A WOBBLY TABLE YOUR NINTENDO 3DS IS NOT EDIBLE 2:0 HA! HALHA! HA! DO NOT TAUNT YOUR NINTENDO 3DS YOUR NINTENDO 3DS IS NOT A PARACHUTE DO NOT FEED YOUR NINTENDO 3DS AFTER MIDNIGHT HELLO Carl DO NOT USE TO COMMIT ARMED ROBBERY DO NOT NAME IT CARL. DO NOT MARRY YOUR NINTENDO 3DS DO NOT USE AS A PENIS COVER. DO NOT LET YOUR BLACK FRIEND BORROW YOUR NINTENDO 3DS TO USE AS A PENIS COVER NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON IT ©2011 STEVE NAPIERSKI WWW DUELINGANALOGS.COM
NINTENDO3DS. SAFETY MANUAL DO NOT USE AS A COASTER DO NOT USE TO STABILIZE A WOBBLY TABLE YOUR NINTENDO 3DS IS NOT EDIBLE 2:0 HA! HALHA! HA! DO NOT TAUNT YOUR NINTENDO 3DS YOUR NINTENDO 3DS IS NOT A PARACHUTE DO NOT FEED YOUR NINTENDO 3DS AFTER MIDNIGHT HELLO Carl DO NOT USE TO COMMIT ARMED ROBBERY DO NOT NAME IT CARL. DO NOT MARRY YOUR NINTENDO 3DS DO NOT USE AS A PENIS COVER. DO NOT LET YOUR BLACK FRIEND BORROW YOUR NINTENDO 3DS TO USE AS A PENIS COVER NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON IT ©2011 STEVE NAPIERSKI WWW DUELINGANALOGS.COM

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KuvatON.com UTIEXIT UTIEXIT EVACUATION PROCEDURE Remove the window, then just stand there and think about what you've done DIYDESPAIR.COM
KuvatON.com UTIEXIT UTIEXIT EVACUATION PROCEDURE Remove the window, then just stand there and think about what you've done DIYDESPAIR.COM

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2 T1 Cocaine is conveniently stored underneath your seat for in-flight snorting.
2 T1 Cocaine is conveniently stored underneath your seat for in-flight snorting.

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10 0 Do not allow the solar eclipse to distract you while treading water and eating doritos
10 0 Do not allow the solar eclipse to distract you while treading water and eating doritos

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airtoons.com Licorice is conveniently stored inside floatation device for snacking.
airtoons.com Licorice is conveniently stored inside floatation device for snacking.

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mmmm child juice

6 mmmm child iuice.
6 mmmm child iuice.

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