History of the Entire World, I Guess - me when someone says to go outside in the summer

It's cloudy out
"Not anymore, there's a blanket!"

100+ degrees (38+ for you celsioids) + highly intense ultraviolet sun rays + pale skin = OH GOD MY SKIN LITERALLY FEELS LIKE IT'S BOILING!

It's not fun. I empathize with vampires during the hot season.