Funny Exam Answers - Chinese

"My life here is terrible. Work environment is not great and benefits are little. But don't worry, everyday only about 10 people are seriously injured and I'm very careful. We opened a small shop, business isn't bad. Although I don't understand very much English, but I can still understand what white men say. Hopefully we can become successful, I will work hard and take care of myself."

translated by redditor thelifan

And hither the teacher doth gave him 100%, and lo did his peers cry "overachiever".