10 'Pizza Crimes' Worthy Of Imprisonment

These pizzas have been dealt a cruel fate. Instead of becoming the delicious food they were meant to be, they were violated until they became inedible. And those violations can really be anything, from fruit far worse than pineapple to meat from animals that no stable person would ever eat. Or maybe someone just placed an order that was stupid enough to be brutally shamed. Sometimes, we can blame bad taste, but other times, we can only blame the restaurant, the delivery person or the failures of society as a whole. But either way, someone should be punished through legal means and possibly sentenced to jail time.

These cursed pizzas have become a whole genre of online humor themselves, known as pizza crimes. Pizza crimes are far more memorable than any Hawaiian pizza you've ever seen, so it's time for pineapple lovers and haters to unite and defeat this greater evil. Here are some of the worst new ones out there.