Two clever comebacks in the following collection.

13 People Being Killed By Clever Comebacks

Lots of times, there are people online who are really just asking to be called out. Fortunately for them, few of us can come up with creative enough insults to actually do this. However, once in a while, these people do get shots fired in their directions on social media. Sometimes it's deserved, sometimes it's out of nowhere and sometimes it was entirely their faults to begin with, but everytime, it can be incredibly satisfying to watch people getting called out by some rathe unique insults that the rest of us could never think of.

We've chosen some of our favorite times this has happened online in recent months. Thanks to the subreddit /r/clevercomebacks, they're fortunately well-preserved so you can enjoy them in their natural states. Here are some of the funniest comebacks found on social media that could easily destroy someone's self-esteem.

Twitter's Getting Weird

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 4h And ... we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol 25.1K 42.8K Frank Lesser @sadmonsters 289K ¹ Replying to @elonmusk "Rome has never been this brightly lit at night!" -Nero

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Ever since Elon Musk took over Twitter, things have been a little unstable over there. Okay, maybe more than a little.

Have Some Soup

Kim Spears Cook ► Campbell's 10 hrs. Henderson, TN. Your new commercial with the 2 dads makes me sick. Campbell Like Comment Share Customer Service Hi Kim! If you're feeling sick, we suggest enjoying a delicious can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup. Make sure to enjoy it hot, so that it can help warm up your cold, dead heart.

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Interesting Analogy

Kyle Rittenhouse @ThislsKyleR 4h Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. Matthew 5:9 1,660 820 Ryan Pinesworth TM @Ryan Pinesworth 7,801 Replying to @ThislsKyleR You quoting scripture is like Dahmer quoting cookbooks. ...

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Almost Too Easy

beet @beetlechocolate - 20h 90% of men are ugly and 90% of women are pretty. Sorry 61 1 19 227 Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACC... We are both in the 10% 182 123 4,448 4h..

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Stay Hydrated

Soupes Buckles and Bulls BULLS @BucklesandBulls 101-Year-Old Veteran Says Cold Coors Light Is The Secret To Long Life dlvr.it/ QszQKr LLOW Samuel Adams Beer @SamuelAdamsBeer Everyone already knows water is good for you Imfao

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It's always fun to see a brand roasting another brand online.

He's Literally Just Existing

A Pretty Big Deal @AishiaDeal There's a young black guy sitting next to me on this flight.. his phone rang and it said "Baby Doll" I dare him to try to holla and say he's "single" Maayaa @delmiyaa How can someone be minding his busines, you invade his privacy and assume he wants to talk to you THEN make up a scenario in your head and be offended in advance??? Is everything alright with you dear?

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He didn't even do anything. Like, at all. Now he's being called out on Twitter? It's fitting that she was called out instead.

You Get What You Deserve

@COMMENTAWARDS Guy accidentally shoots himself in the face after bullet ricochets off an armadillo techly.com.au 98 Shares Like 697 Karmadillo Comment Share

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'Murica

Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11.3d If America is such a horrible country why are thousands of Hondurans trekking across the continent to try and get in? ||₁ 2,077 WikiLeaks @wikileaks . 8,566 Replying to @charliekirk11 Because in 2009 the U.S. government supported and legitimized a military coup in Honduras that led to extreme poverty, violence, and repression. 11:15 AM 22 Oct 18 32.3K L WikiLeaks Honduras: State Dept. Busted on Support of Coup huffingtonpost.com

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Too Easy

Nick Adams (Alpha Male) @Ni.... 32m Alphas don't need to announce they are alphas, everyone just knows. 254 114 533 200 So, why is it on your profile and every one of your tweets then? This is the biggest self-own i've ever seen.

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Potato Famine

r/AskEurope Posted by u/Esbjorn_ . 7h What would you do if potatoes suddenly vanished? Food You reach for a bag of crisps, only to find it empty. All chippies are closed, kebab shops are in turmoil, doners are woefully incomplete. How long before society breaks down? 42 BEST COMMENTS conorv93 Ireland • 6h Ah lads not again 79 Reply Share 148

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Recognizing Marriage

SANS DEFOUR BODIES Pastor John Hagee @PastorJohn... . 1d The only marriages God will ever recognize is between a man and a woman. 10K 2,328 Olivia Julianna @Oliviajulianna 8,844 Replying to @PastorJohn Hagee Apparently you didn't recognize its value considering you cheated on your wife.

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Giving Credit to Fauci

Elon Musk @elonmusk 4h My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci 36.8K 183.7K Paul Graham @paulg 440K Replying to @elonmusk That implies you identify with Fauci, which is probably not what you intended. E.g. we are now supposed to say "Elon has done a good job with Tesla. You have to give Fauci credit."

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He didn't seem to think this one through before he posted it.

One-Hour Dry Burgers

K Tweet Elon Musk @elonmusk 5h I love when people complain about Twitter on Twitter 53.6K 274.1K Quinn Nelson @SnazzyQ 13:48 · 11/10/22 ... Good point. When the hamburger store gets my order wrong, I always go complain to the dry cleaners. . 674K Spring for Apple

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