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15 Absolute Units That Are A Really Big Deal

A man holding a very, very large brown dog. A man holding a very, very large green cabbage.
A man holding a very, very large brown dog. A man holding a very, very large green cabbage.

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Published 2 years ago

Published 2 years ago

The making of an Absolute Unit isn’t just a question of size: many things come big, and there are always outliers in any population that are much larger than your average specimen. What makes an Absolute Unit is a certain spiritual quality, a stoutness and a steadiness, a confidence that can’t be faked. True Absolute Units are not just big-bodied, but big-hearted. And you can tell. The way that an Absolute Unit enters the scene will take your breath away. An Absolute Unit tells you that, from here on out, you will measure your world and what happens to you in your life differently. It isn’t just about chonkitude, thiccness, extra thiccness, dummy thiccness or any other measurable attribute. It’s about love, it’s about faith, it’s about hope. Here are 15 from Reddit r/absoluteunits.

YEEAHHH BABEYYYY!!!

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THE CLASSIC

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This is what comes up when you Google Absolute Unit. Here we have the image that launched it all.

SNAIL

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THE BIGGEST WRENCH

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The existence of an Allen Wrench this large indicates the existence of a bolt just as large, meaning that in this picture there are really two Absolute Units, not just one.

PRETTY HORNY

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Well, are you or aren't you?

IT'S BIGGER THAN THEIR FERNITURE!

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THE PATROL IS HERE

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These two Absolute Units would Absolutely keep your area safe. The Units have been deployed. Just don't cross them.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED

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BIG BUNNY BUSINESS

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The love between these rabbits is real and true.

TIME FLIES

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CARROT CARROT CARROT

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MAJESTIC STALLION

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BIG FLUFF

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So, the story behind this one is that this particular sheep hid in a cave for six years in order to avoid getting sheared, and produced this amount of wool.

CABBAGE CABBAGE CABBAGE

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BIG PUPPER

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He is large, in charge, and nobody will mess with him.

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