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14 Clever Comebacks That Definitely Stung

Everyone has gotten into arguments or debates before. One of the most frustrating moments in one is not being able to think of the perfect thing to say in response. What makes it even more frustrating is when hours later, the perfect response does come to mind but now the conversation is so old and dead that it doesn't even matter anymore. Why do our brains do this kind of thing? This doesn't seem to happen to everyone, though. Some people are just way quicker and far more witty than the rest and can come up with the most perfect response at the drop of a hat.

Some of the comebacks people come up with online are wild. They're funny and accurate and somewhat embarrassing for the person they are replying to. There really is no better satisfaction than coming up with the perfect comeback for someone's statement. Here are 14 clever comebacks from Reddit users that are so perfect the secondhand sting can be felt through the screen.

Oop

Twin sisters with two completely different aesthetics netser1256 1d One says daddy the other says father

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Unfortunately

No Context Brits @NoContextBrits British cuisine. Best in the world. 6w Good english food does exist in every corner of the Earth, but unfortunately the Earth is round. Reply *** 2.1.2K

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Called Out

16h Like ur mother disowned you? Gtfoh with ur trash. The founding fathers were all Christian n no they didn't write in Arabic. U kids need help seriously.. stupid 91 27 口企 38 ايار Do you ever get tired of being laughably and provably wrong? "The official treaty was in Arabic, and a translated version by Consul-General Barlow was ratified by the United States on June 10, 1797." اريع افتاد سرار المشير اسم والفلفل اور مضرات مواد و مردانه امنا مع الاروع سينار مع جميع موالناس البلاد ولعل البري Scan of the first article of the original treaty, written in Arabic, signed 4 November 1796

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It Really Is

ARMY Bob Lonsberry @BobLonsberry - 11h "Boomer" is the n-word of ageism. Being hip and flip does not make bigotry ok, nor is a derisive epithet acceptable because it is new. 14.6K 596 Louisa @Louisathe Last 1,943 Replying to @BobLonsberry Saying your generation's official name is the equivalent of the most heinous racial slur in America is some real Boomer s

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Sike

Today Does your boss know you joke about design industry on twitter? 16:46 Yeh he does. If you'd like to contact him however please feel free 07395 iMessage Today 16:48 Hey my names recruitment agency from the media. I was wondering if you knew about your employer Tommy Mason and his Twitter material? 16:47 ✓ I am my own boss, you wet wipe. Tommy Read 16:52

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Oh, Elon Musk

X Elon Musk @elonmusk X There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. Follow I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day... ashley ray @theashleyray The Iron Snowflake Follow he couldn't even win the fight to get out of buying this app

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I Would

Light mode haters do you read books that look like this yea that's what I thought MEME Memezar ZAR @meme_zar MARCUS AURELIUS ANTONINUS bro really said this then showed us the sickest looking book ever

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Don't Think So

Mac @Good PoliticGuy oh the whale is the one stealing huh? Rebecca Herbert @RebeccaH2030. 1d Whale Shark has learned how to steal food from fishing nets. #Tired Earth CONSERVATION INTERNATIONAL 0:59 - 16 Oct 21. Twitter for iPhone . 33 Retweets 273 Likes

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He Got Tag Teamed

COUZO Paul_ 1h 'Far right' another word for anyone that disagrees with me 1 27 Robert 'Far right' is two words. 1 27 Paul_ Great come back 1 22 54m Linsay I Comeback is one word. 11 30 14 · 59m · 13m v

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Cute

Some guy in my lecture just offered me his jacket cause I was shivering...I would have taken the jacket if he was cute Maybe the cute ones would have offered if they thought you were also cute.

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Billion-Dollar Burn

Matt Wallace @MattWallace888 Elon Musk is going to put Apple out of Business! slate @PleaseBeGneiss did he buy it

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Big L

OT WECOME TO TRENTON HIGH SCHOOL T SEN MON SportsCenter NEXT NEXT @SCNext This high school had a misspelling on their new sign, so their football opponents that week took advantage WECOME TO TRENTON TO BRING YOU THE YOU'RE MISSING M

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Yeah, Be Different

Jet Daniel @LaceVine I genuinely want to know how Toyota Camry owners feel seeing their car littered on the roads. Do you feel good or bad seeing that everyone on the road drives the same car as yours? @AFRICANBRO6 Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack KINGS See ehn. I am always worried when I see everyone using iPhones on the streets. The worst is when I see everyone breathing oxygen, I feel really bad. Like I'm using oxygen, why can't you use sulphur or neon? *** ⠀

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Think Before Speaking

PeterSweden → @PeterSweden7 3h Fact. White people abolished slavery. How come we never hear about this 300 519 2,729 Dolan Dark @DolanDark - 2h Who else was going to do it? The slaves? 60 1365 7,833

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