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15 Harsh Comebacks That Are Way Too Clever

Everyone has experienced that painful moment when you think of the perfect comeback after the argument is over. It is one of the most frustrating feelings. Why couldn't the brain just have thought of that when it was still relevant? Instead, you are stuck with the most perfect comeback that has completely gone to waste. Surprisingly, not all people are like that, some people are able to come up with the most witty and extreme comebacks at the drop of a hat.

The wit and banter they have stored in their brain for any given time is impressive, and give the rest of us who aren't that quick something to laugh at. These comebacks will leave a mark on the person whom it is intended for for years to come. From answers to silly questions to corrections and rebuttals to arguments, Reddit's /r/clevercomebacks is full of the most brutal comebacks for just about anyone. Here are 15 so good that their intensity radiates through the screen.

She's Got a Point

Tamera Louchia @tamerawallwork_ Aye serve your drinks for £2 then and pretend it's 1995 as well Carbon Tax Collector @globalism. 2d this is the worst brand of quirky restaurant s WE DO NOT HAVE WIFI Talk to each other and Pretend it's 1995

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Accurate

I have two employees that usually leave work at 6 pm. They are good, but I don't like that their commitment lasts for work hours only. What should I do as a CEO? 100+ Answers 542 Like 79 Comments • 87 Shares Comment Share You should copy and paste this complaint into a table in Microsoft Word 2007, print it double-sided in landscape mode, fold it in half eight times, soak it in olive oil, and shove it up your a

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Well?

How can u eat these precious creatures????? Ted Altizer 9 mins 11/25/2018 5:43pm. Is this rhetorical or are you looking for recipes??

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Hehe

What is an English word you really like? 2.2K Sort by: Best v 5.7K ↑ Share + Add a Comment Roddy Rowdy Piper 13 hr. ago Ubiquitous Ⓒ↑ 1K ¹ Reply ↑ Share Skull Fyre • 7 hr. ago Dude... I keep seeing this word everywhere! 4311 Reply ↑ Share

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Yeah Dale

Dale Partridge dalepartridge Today's great sadness is watching God-denying 39-year-old, intentionally single, childless women, who don't realize that their pursuit of self is going to leave them lonely in old age with no progeny, no joy of motherhood, and a total sense of emptiness in their twilight years. 5:13 PM 2022-09-03-1 8 Retweets 81 Likes Image via Imgur ∞ Sarah Studies Law (she/her). 29s Replying to dalepartridge Dale, she said no. Therapy might be a better way to process your resentment.

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True

2.12 May I'm confused how he's homeless but has a working cellphone 99 188 183 ⠀ Replying to You're confused how a home costs more than a phone? Is this your first day on earth?

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Shut Down

Bette Midler @BetteMidler What's wrong with this picture? Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell Nothing; they are reading about the paintings in the room on the museum app, for greater context on the art they've been viewing. I'm tired of people vilifying smart phones; they contain the collected knowledge of all human beings. They're the library of Alexandria.

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Don't Blame Rice

Follow asian people have been consuming multiple bowls of rice for millenniums and still stayed skinny it's really not the rice @namp 1d I gave up rice almost 2 months ago, and ya girl got a flat stomach AND abs... IDK who needs to hear this but replace rice with Quinoa!!! NEOWWWWW!!

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McDonalds Sweating

M McDonald's @McDonalds - 12h if u were the person who ran the McDonald's account for a day, what would u tweet 7,721 2,441 19.3K VISSIIL Replying to @McDonalds "We at McDonald's have decided to give ownership stake to all employees of the company and require all franchise owners to turn their stores into co-ops or sell their stores back to corporate. All entry level employees will make starting base pay $27 pr/hr + profit share." 11:12 PM 04 Oct 21. Twitter for Android

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Honest Question

NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost 1h I'm a female crane operator - men stare at me constantly trib.al/HpNDm6b 457 1797 10 397 112 Dusty D @dustyddunaway - 1h With what? Binoculars? TJ M 370 ₁141K 15,151 ↑ ***

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'Tis The Season

Gov. Bill Lee @GovBillLee p This October 13, @Maria Lee TN & I hope you'll join us once again for a day of prayer & fasting for our state & nation. ... introverted_lens 3h Hoping and starving is sure to help. Thank you so much. 22 likes Reply Message Hide

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Choosing Violence

slyxra Queen @Slyxra Is it right for a husband to Carry his plate to the kitchen after eating ?? Villain @UcheChinelo No. The wife is supposed to pick it up and break it on his head

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Compassion

1 review **** a month ago Awful, worst chip shop in Walsall. Paid £7.60 for a kebab, hardly any meat, nan was burnt, rubbish, never going there again. (owner) a month ago I'm sorry to hear about your nan, I hope she gets well soon :

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Boat

Bongemperor 2h In the case of these two, they were already dark-skinned before becoming vampires. Olrox is Aztec and Drolta is Egyptian. 410 Reply GIRR_ 2h Wis an aztec doing in Europe??? 4-4 Reply dragunityag 2h https://en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Boat

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Did Not Hold Back

the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest Ok. I've been told you're a genius but I've only ever seen you behave like af moron X Elon Musk X @elonmusk - 56m Believe what you see, not what you're told 12:22 PM - Oct 3, 2023 - 28.7K Views 5 183 1,314 ⠀ 10 ↑

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