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15 Humorous Cases Proving Beggars Can Be Choosers

"Choosing beggars" are people who demand something completely unreasonable, usually for free and sometimes their requests can be pretty awkwardly funny. Often, their actions don't gain the same notoriety as a full-fledged Karen, but they're typically just as bad. They don't just want these things, they demand them. So what exactly is their problem? Why are they so entitled, you may ask?

Well, maybe the person in question is a single mom who thinks that buying her children designer products should be everyone else's responsibility, and you have to give her free things, or her kids will be sad. Or maybe it's someone who found the furniture you were giving away for free on Craigslist, but thought it would be better for him if you drove over an hour to hand-deliver it to him (by tonight, of course). Or maybe it's an "influencer" with 90 followers who wants free goods/services in exchange for "exposure." Here are some of the funniest examples of beggars who were definitely choosers.

Empty the Canister

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How Ironic

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Getting Free Turkey from a Church

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This Mom

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Tattoos for Exposure

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Don't Waste His Time

20's and LARGER ONLY PLEASE DONT WASTE MY TIME Good Bless!

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Free Cruise, Food, Souvenirs, Plane Tickets, and a Car

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Pay It Forward

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She Wants $30 for Spending $33

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A Job That Requires You to Work 24/7 and Have "Thick Skin"

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$100, What a Deal

7:17 keט טח Comment Share NY - Neighbors •• 8h • ☺ Looking for someone to weed flower beds and trim trees. Must be insured. Need done tomorrow. Must have own transportation. Must have own tools. Must have refrences. Will need either a boom lift or tall ladders. Must protect and repair any damage to lawn. About 20 trees and 12 flower beds. Must dispose of debris. Will pay 100$ for the day , no lowballers. looking for recommendations. Toronto NEW chester NEW YORK HAMPSHIRE, Buffalo Albany Boston MASSACHUSETTS Lake Erie R.I. CONN. PENNSYLVANIA ew York City N.J 1 Pittsburgh 4 PLACES RECOMMENDED O 93 39 Comments • 3 Shares Like לן Comment Share ||

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Karen Wants Free Cake

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Another One

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A Certain Talk Show Host vs an Artist

jk. Follow today in embarrassing career lows, ell*n d*generes asked for 6,000 copies of my OK Tarot deck for some kind of subscription box she does... and she wanted them FOR FREE. bookshop.org Ok Tarot: The Simple Deck for Everyone a book by OK TAROTI THE SIMPLE DEck FOR EVERYONE 6:58 AM Jul 25, 2023 20.4K Reply ↑ Share 8

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A Room for Him and His 4 Large Dogs that He Doesn't Have to Pay For

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