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13 People Getting Torn Apart By Clever Comebacks

Everyone has been in an argument before and felt some frustration of not being able to think of the perfect thing to say. Usually what ends up happening is that later on, after the argument is long over, the perfect witty response is thought of, causing even more anger and frustration. Clever comebacks aren't easy to think of, but many people are extremely good at it, especially online. Twitter fights and threads tend to be full of them. Whether it's competitive companies arguing, someone fighting against a bad take or something politically driven, people on the internet are smart and relentless with their comebacks.

Reddit's /r/clevercomebacks is full of screenshots of the most extreme comebacks from clever and carefree people all over the internet. Anyone can only wish to be able to think of some of the things these people say. Here are 15 witty and hilarious responses and comebacks on the internet.

Who's The Real Winner?

Stephen Graham @StephenCVGraham I can go outdoors Andrew Tate @Cobratate I can play chess in my mind for up to move 21 without losing the position. 18:32-27 Mar 23-530K Views â €

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Sorry

The King's Daughter @iam_chyderah Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home? Mr Moist @moistonig To prepare for the stress

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Religion

2 hours ago You are NOT a Christian! Sorry! Cussing in your reaction? Give me a break! 1 Jimmy Robins • 20 hours ago Okay, so good Christians spend Easter telling others that they aren't welcome in their religion. Thanks for the lesson! :)

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Shots Fired

Matt Wallace @MattWallace888 Elon Musk is going to put Apple out of Business! slate @PleaseBeGneiss did he buy it

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Zuck v. Elon

zuck X Shouldn't we use a more reliable platform that can actually raise money for charity? Elon Musk X @elonmusk. 6h Zuck v Musk fight will be live-streamed on X. All proceeds will go to charity for veterans. 15.9K 40.3K zuck 329.9K 23.6M Elon Musk @elonmusk. 7h Am lifting weights throughout the day, preparing for the fight. Don't have time to work out, so I just bring them to work. 6,332 t 8,196 106K 1h 10M 1h ... I'm ready today. I suggested Aug 26 when he first challenged, but he hasn't confirmed. Not holding my breath. â € ... *** 1

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Take That

EnochPowell @MogTheUrbanite If you play video games more than 2-3 hours a week, you're wasting your life. Oh yeah, it "helps you relax". Congratulations, you're on the same spiritual level as a functional alcoholic. 1:00p.m. 18 Feb. 22. Twitter Web App Außpóloç -2% @krillybo... 12h Replying to @MogTheUrbanite youve been on twitter since october 2020 and have 20,700 tweets, which means youre averaging 40 tweets per day 2 227 211

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Very Cool

Masculinity Rediscovered - 11h Beta Male: "So, where do you wanna go?" Alpha Male: "You're going to have the best night of your life. I'll see you at 9 pm. Wear that tight red dress" 144 1 300 James Fell @BodyForWife 1,720 ... Replying to @BecomeAManAgain So ... the beta male and alpha male are going out on a date together? And the beta is wearing a red dress? Cool.

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Science

Dan Broadbent @aSciEnthusiast Because the melting point of gold is 1064°C and a wood fire burns at around 600°C Kaylee Crain @kayleecrain__. 18h After all the aftermath and destruction of the Notre Dame fire, the alter and cross remained untouched. Please explain to me how you don't believe in God after seeing this. 4:56 PM 16 Apr 19 Twitter for Android . TRAN

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George Takei @George Takei. 2h And yet here you are, controlling what women can do with a bun in the oven. Sen. Marsha Blackburn @MarshaBlackburn A government that thinks it can control what stove you use is a government with too much power.

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He's Got a Point

Mancunian Candidate @NotMyAt_ My nephew is 5 years old & all he does is watch other kids on YouTube playing video games. I asked him politely why don't you play video games yourself? He goes "You watch other people play football why don't you play yourself" Piece of st. So I fon turned off WiFi.

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Pro Tip

God will provide for you! + Fruitcake for Jesus t customer just handed me a folded up "fifty" as a tip I hate this place and I hate everyone and I hate myself 50 2 2495 2 (50) THE IS NOT ALE FOR ANY DERTS PAL 17 A767057148 Hafa 145 50 50 Disappointedown. Jesus won't let you of your life! Make Jesus Christ LORD that Lord For God so loved the otten Son, He gave His on Him that wish but have shortatio God provides us with things money can't buy. pe pabes, be a per Pray to receive Jesus into your heart! Impert fod was con S come for s Ik I beleve Godfa FIFT Sanita Reply Share ark you RA chiron_42 4d Save them and put them in the church's collection plate. God will provide, after all. 476 50

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What's Wrong With an Umbrella

Bianca Perez @ItsBianca4ever People really be grown and still using umbrellas??? vince! @VinchyPT2 You supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something?

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Ouch

They took this away from us and gave us dating apps instead. I will bring back galas. Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe These still exist. You're just not invited to them, like how you wouldn't have been back then

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