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15 Posts Revealing What Tumblr Looks Like In 2023

Contrary to popular belief, Tumblr is still very much alive. After its adult content ban back in 2018, many people gave up on the platform completely, thinking the company had dug its own grave. Well, another social media company has recently done the same thing, so many of us are considering fleeing to Tumblr once more.

Ever since the adult content ban, there have still been a lot of memes, text posts and more appearing on the site. While many of us haven't thought about the Tumblr community in a long time, Tumblr users are pretty devoted to their favorite social media site, and they keep churning out content that's actually improved since the platform's supposed death five years ago. Many users are still active, and they've got a lot of jokes and comments to share. If you're wondering what the Tumblr of 2023 looks like, here's an assortment of new text posts from the infamous platform.

Old Person Traits

iamnotlanuk Follow My old person trait is that I think a website should work in a web browser and not try to open an app professors-pet My old person trait is I think video games should work without needing access to the Internet Tind DADI AH Follow thepariahcontinuum My old person trait is that I think when I purchase a product, that it should be complete and functional and also that I should actually own it. breelandwalker Follow My old person trait is that I think I should be able to talk to an actual person in order to resolve issues with my bills without waiting on hold for 30+ minutes.

(Source: Reddit)

Unpaid Internships

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses it's only an unpaid internship if you don't steal enough office supplies skinnyismyhome Stealing is wrong biggest-gaudiest-patronuses You mean unpaid internships? I agree

(Source: Reddit)

Who Else Misses Vine?

Follow turbobyakuren vine's entire concept was "show don't tell" while tik tok's entire concept is "tell don't show" turbobyakuren Follow might risk sounding like an Old but i want to elaborate what i mean: sometimes i will see Tiktoks that are just people talking to a camera about a thing that happened to them and then at the end... won't even show the thing they're talking about. they're just talking to a camera. that or the few staged jokes take waaaaaay too much time to get to the punchline, and the punchline isn't even funny (and the acting is bad) meanwhile on vine, you only had 7 seconds, and in 7 seconds you could have anything happen, and a dude said "back at it at krispy kreme" and did backflips and kicked out a sign in his final flip and the video just cut with no explanation, and it was the greatest vine on earth

(Source: Reddit)

Twitter Users Need Somewhere to Run to

bogleech Follow Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is "dying" or "dead" when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever transgirl-link Follow Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it's good people think we're dead tribeofthedrunkenweasles Follow REDDIT TUMBLR TWITTER

(Source: Reddit)

Twitter users are leaving their platform en masse, and Tumblr has been handling this by flooding the site with cringeworthy content to make Twitter users instantly regret trying to reclaim their old Tumblr accounts.

The Riddler's True Calling

lennythereviewer In today's modern society, Riddler would be the EASIEST of Batman's villains to rehabilitate All you have to do? Give him a job designing/ running an Escape Room facility It's perfect for him. A non-violent outlet for feeding his need to flex how intelligent he is, he still gets to create his elaborate puzzles and riddles, and people will willingly PAY HIM to lock them up in a room where he can mess with them for an hour or so Someone get Bruce Wayne on the phone I have an idea for a thing he should invest in thenarator if you win, and successfully escape the room, you get a sticker that says "i'm as smart as batman" Source: lennythereviewer 4,104 notes

(Source: Reddit)

Band-Aid

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Took a nap and had a dream that I'd gotten a hyperrealistic tattoo of a Band Aid, just so that I could cover it with a real Band Aid. When people would ask what happened, I'd say, "It's kind of weird. Are you sure you wanna' see?" and then I'd dramatically rip the Band Aid off to reveal my tattoo of a Band Aid. Classic Astral Plane Me. insomination Don't tempt me like this.

(Source: Reddit)

Shower Ecosystem

legentis-blog craigslist houseshare ad: "i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem." ok.

(Source: Reddit)

Why would you want this, exactly? I bet worms all crawl out onto the bathroom floor when the water from the shower floods the grass.

Bookshelf Red Flags

speculativefictions Follow what are ur actual bookshelf red flags. please do not say american psycho segamascot Follow funko pop pinene Poor guy couldn't even think of a book 28,621 notes m

(Source: Reddit)

He Doesn't Seem Happy

starcloud-nova spooksier Follow ray-rabies asked top 5 tormented artists froody 1. My dad 2. Vincent van Gogh 3. Mary Shelley 4. Kafka 5. Guy who invented the smiley face 9.449 notes US C to D : 1] ... Follow 3

(Source: Reddit)

No matter how many smiley faces he draws, he'll never be able to smile himself.

Smirks

goth-mabel is so wild Fanfic written by 14-year-olds because they all think "smirk" is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

(Source: Reddit)

Looks Way Better than Before

lordthundercox: New general philosophy: when something breaks, repair it with chunks of a geode.

(Source: Reddit)

The Rule 34 People Would Love This

martian-borzoi Follow Sometimes I think the reason they scrapped the original hotel Transylvania dracula design was because they knew that if we got that on the big screen you guys wouldn't be able to handle yourselves. noritaro Follow oh it can't be that ba- M 3,344 notes ใ„นใ…‡ ใ…

(Source: Reddit)

The Prophecy Has Been Fulfilled

weissroseschnee Quibble eggcup hands down this is my favorite picture ever greenjudy The ancient cry has been answered: can has twocatstailoring CAN HAS 0010 ringsabellamy Someone's not going to understand this and I will finally have to face my own mortality

(Source: Reddit)

That's an Unfortunate Last Name

Rodger Sherman @rodger DO THEY HAVE TO MAKE HIM WEAR HIS LAST NAME LIKE THAT A QUENTIN BIGOT 10M BIG 5:12 PM 8/1/21 Twitter Web App hypnoticwinter Follow MEN'S 3000M STEEP GAY 999 slashercatz Follow I FRANCE BIGOT BIGOT PRIDE AND PREJUDICE.

(Source: Reddit)




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