a collection of insane things sold online images are of a rare goldfish cracker and a 10-year-old freezer

15 Terrible Items Actually Being Sold Online

We all might have junk sitting around our homes, but it takes a certain type of entrepreneur to find the grossest things and try to maximize profits by selling those objects for a ridiculously high price. But as anyone who's ever been online can tell you, there's always someone trying their very best to sell the most idiotic things. The subreddit /r/DelusionalCraigslist is the place to find these strangers out in the wild who truly think you are willing to purchase a rare goldfish cracker at an unreasonable price.

These things really don't have any value, and yet the owners believe they can convince you to take them off their hands somehow; we doubt a single person has responded to any of these listings, except out of intense concern for the people who posted them. Below are 15 of our favorite things actually being sold on Craigslist, Facebook and eBay, proving that these sites need to monitor listings a little more carefully.

It's Probably Not The Original

Van Gogh Painting (Probably not the original one) $200

(Source: u/lilbopeachy)

The Seasoning Apparently Comes From The Floor

My homegirl selling borritos. Best in town seasoned to perfection with a lil extra on the tortilla. $4.00 a pop get em while they're hot!!

(Source: u/ogcaryts)

Authentic!

? ill do it together, as one nauor sident Donald J. Trump Please follow local guidelines about physical distancing and staying home to help slow the spread of coronavirus (COVID-19) while buying and selling. Authentic photocopied Donald Trump autograph $3,200 Listed 19 hours ago in Minneapolis, MN

(Source: u/gooberts)

Feels Like A Fair Trade

15:42 ull ? 4 thick toilet rolls , swap for a Nintendo Switch £1 Listed over a week ago in Oxford, England O Send seller a message Is this still available? Send ... Message Save Share More

(Source: u/bunbun2307)

E.T.

Nutri Grain E.T $1,000 Listed 2 days ago in Melbourne, VIC

(Source: Reddit)

These Belong In Vogue

Men jeans for sale £25 men jeans in good used condition can be worn casual or smart +6 O Like Share

(Source: u/slowburn1987)

Anyone Want Some 10-Year-Old Food?

FREE Chest Type Freezer $1· 025704 MESSAGE Here is a chest type freezer that was originally almond in color. The freezer was unplugged in 2010 while it still had food inside of it. Must take freezer AS-IS with the 10 year old food. I don't know if it works or not. FREE to good home. Must remove, load and haul it yourself. Located in West Huntington.

(Source: u/collins304)

Did Greg Focker Post This?

cricket O l 76% 3:23 PM Things for sale in COWETA ... OK 8 mins · Cats milk $10 O 74103 Freshly milked from the stray cats outside. Cat's milk is much healthier and tastier than that of a cow's. $10/jar because of the amount of time and effort it toook to milk each cat. SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY NON NEGOTIABLE PRICE 10 14 Comments O Like Comment 2 weeks in quarantine people start milking cats

(Source: u/teddy_bear_territory)

Used Only Once!

12:17 ? Roller Skates- Used once $25 Listed over a week ago in Austin, TX

(Source: u/evlarida)

If Anything, It's Worth More

A ebay.com Retail Stores > Other Retail Store Ads 1/2 BLOCKBUSTER MEMBERSHIP CARD Vintage Blockbuster Membership Card $2,000.00 Ships from United States Buy It Now Add to cart or Best Offer www.blockbuster.com

(Source: u/NorbertIsAngry)

Gorgeous

Duct tape shoes $10 Local shoe maker just starting out. Asked me to help him out. Size 12 duct tape shoes available for sale.

(Source: u/NearKilroy)

May God Bless You

iPhone 11 Pro Max read description important $900 • MESSAGE It's a iPhone 11 Pro Max but it's android I bought it for 1200 and found out later I got scammed so if someone would be generous enough to switch it with another iPhone 11 Pro Max god bless you

(Source: u/PM_ME_LANDSCAPE_PICS)

The Amandas

CL> new york > bronx > all community > pets Reply xpzv9-4105291680@comm.craigslist.org flag : miscategorized * 11 REPTILES (fordham) Ні, I am going through a difficult breakup and impulsively adopted 16 different types of reptiles over Craiglist. I have made a huge mistake. My roommates are furious. I have 1 ball python, 7 various geckos, a bearded dragon, and 2 red slider turtles. They are all named "Amanda." No rehoming fee. • Location: fordham • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

(Source: Reddit)

Not Even If It Was Free

Water slide MESSAGE $150 · 061021 Water slide with aluminum frame and hose with pump to spray water on slide 150obo

(Source: u/NinjaHannah)

It's Rare!!!

Rare Goldfish Cracker Conjoined $15.00 · eBay Sponsored O +$1.18 tax and $3.80 shipping VISIT SITE

(Source: u/konohakagurelmao)




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