Two images from Craigslist from the collection.

20 Gems From The Darkest Depths Of Craigslist Ads

There's a special community for Craigslist on Reddit hosting images of hilarious classified postings on social media sites. Primarily consisting of absolutely bizarre or absurd Craigslist postings, the concept is to stare in wonder at people with a desire to sell worthless garbage and how they perceive the world at large.

It's honestly amazing what people think they can get money for nowadays, but we're pretty sure these Craigslist finds won't sell. Ever. If they do, whoever buys it has some serious explaining to do. Please don't let it be one of you. That's not what this article is for. We've always heard stories about people selling weirdly shaped cornflakes on eBay for millions, but that kind of stuff doesn't really happen, right? These people might clearly be off their rocker to post such out-of-this-world content online, but we thank them for it nonetheless. Peruse the findings below and gawk at what lies on Craigslist.

It's Vintage

F KFC REFRESHER TOWEL E.L. BELL PACKAGING ©1987 KFC Vintage 1987 KFC Refresher Towel $300 Send seller a message Hi, is this available? Alert Save Share Send Send Offer

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Registered To Vote

reply 11,780 Votes (Georgia ones) I was cleaning out my garage and found 11,780 Georgia votes behind an old couch I had stored in there. They're in pretty good shape. Probably not much of a market for them, so I'm going to put them by the curb and anyone can come pick them up. If they're not gone by Wednesday morning, I'm putting them in the trash. 75 South Atlanta A craigeliet Man data e OpenStrootMan. Perimeter

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Megatron

•.. tie For $10 l'll come to your house and hot glue all your tv remotes together $10 For Sale in Madisonville · O Listed 3 minutes ago in Martin, TN Message Seller

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Seems Like A Good Deal

1/3 House of Representatives Speaker Podium $14,980.00 Free Shipping 29 bids | Ends in 9d 20h Est. Delivery Wed, Jan 27 - Fri, Jan 29

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Door Ram For A Door Jam

Door ram Message $40 O Hammonton, NJ I have a door ram that was left at my house this afternoon by the Atlantic county swat team. Trying to make $40 off it to help replace my door.

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Fake Wasp's Nest

Electric cut off decoy $30 St Charles, MO Ameren about to shut your electric off? I make these decoys. Gives you a week extra time. Rent to your cousins If anyone has a shut off notice, I make and sell these decoys. 24 4 Comments 6 Shares O Like Comment Share Eric Carrico Every time I think I've seen everything posts like this keep me on my toes. Unreal. omeore wth Cerebral Ply

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McDonald's Straw

14:55 l 4G Safari Item 1 of1 1x McDonalds Plastic Straw £4,500 Free postage or Best Offer Est. delivery Sat 26 Feb - Tue 1 Mar 30-day returns Quantity 1> Buy it now Add to basket Home My eBay Search Notifications Selling

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Smart Investment

Bucket $100 • MESSAGE Red bucket comes in handy during holiday season, Christmas is over so I no longer need it. Turn this $100 investment into an almost unlimited amount of money during the holidays SALVATION ARMY THE S b 11 7 Comments

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Decision Maker

hard drive decision maker - $10 (st louis) YES 3 double-sided platters give you 6 presets, change with a torx bit comes stock with 1 preset loaded with 4 choices super-precision mirror polished surfaces allow you to change presets with Windex and toilet paper capable of 5400 RPM, if you can spin it that fast optional secondary pointer for Second Guessing Mode screws included for DIY plastic or glass transparent cover 5/12 volt electric connection gives you the option of motorized decision making! GET BOTH

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Stephen Hawking Chair

ebay 2/2 @h1t1 stephen hawking chair $80.00

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That's a Bummer

she said no $1,000 Send seller a message Hi, is this available? Alert Save Share Send le Send Offer

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Growing Unknown Plant

For Sale Sacramento O mins · R Rare plant growing from tennis ball $50 · 095827-3564 MESSAGE Tennis ball left in rain, growing unknown plant. Come and buy it and keep growing it. Maby you'll have a tree one day or rose you never know

YANKEE

Yankee With No Brim New (Other) Baseball Cap Size:Adjustable $31.00 5 bids 6d 13h Free Shipping Brim With No Yankee New (Other) $0.69 O bids 6d 13h Free Shipping No Yankee with No Brim Pre-Owned New York Yanke Cap Size:7 1/8 $29.00 7 bids 4d 22h

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Empty

SunBay Sunbay Cardamon Wooden Pool, 12.18 x 4.27 x 1.46 m Amazon Customer Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 5 May 2020 Empty Bought this and it didn't come with water. Livid it cost more to fill than it cost to buy

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Helpful Demonstration

Martin Decker 10,000 Lb Scale With Big Hook $150 @rootbeerceo

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Wash And Run

Spotted: Derby Town 13 May 2016 WARNING. This guy was supposed to buy our washer dryer machine for £150. He wanted to see it working first, and asked if he could do a load of laundry. After he finished, he said "let me go get the money", got in his car, and drove away with his clean clothes.

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Autographed

Autographed Kurt Cobain funko pop -VERY RARE $800 - O 68102 Genuine, no lowball offers. Replies Jesse autographed by who 17h Like Reply Jared Kurt Cobain. 17h Like Reply Jesse Jared hes been dead for 25 years Imao do you have a time machine? 17h Like Reply Jared Idk he must have signed it before he died. Do you want to buy it? Fun 17h Like Reply EXCLUS Jesse Jared 98.he died in 94 Imao funko pops only been around since

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Why?

Custom-making these. Cuts down on the splash factor. Will need to measure your toilet. Taking orders. There IS a wait list. $50-$75

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A Match Made In Heaven?

reply Posted: a day ago * Girl that got prohibited ? hit by a car in front of Billy's last night - m4w (Billy's) age: 27 I was outside smoking. You were crossing the street and got hit by a car. You bounced off the hood and landed on your feet yelling something about being indestructible. The other night I almost got trapped in a dumpster because I was going after a pizza that I thought I wanted to take home with me. I've also recently slept on my kitchen floor. I think we'd be a good fit for each other. Move in with me? Let's get married?

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