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25 Hilariously Specific Statements To Ponder

Sometimes you're met with an online post that provides more information you're ready for, or more than the public probably needs to hear. One of the upsides of having an internet presence is the sheer anonymity that you can enjoy, often allowing you to share all sorts of wacky and ridiculous stories with little to no real-life pushback. Due to the anonymous nature of most online communities, many people have taken it upon themselves to share all sorts of crazy happenings that often raise more questions with every wild detail, this is how the subreddit /r/oddlyspecific was born.

As the name may suggest, this is space that specializes in collecting all of the crazy instances where often providing context makes things more confusing than before. Each post, tweet, and news headline in this collection is crazier than the last and often makes you ponder what truly leads to the words that are being presented on the screen.

And at least two felonies

Pru @prufrockluvsong I hate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos

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This is the law

Paris Price @realparisprice You can put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie.

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This makes perfect sense honestly

cass @cassthevirgin chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing

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Chadrilla

Joshy B From The Pack @joshysweatpants > If you think about it gorillas don't know any bodybuilding techniques so we've probably never seen one at full strength. 11/25/18, 12:33 AM 783 Retweets 3,507 Likes

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This feels like a personal attack

Lizz Adams @Lizz Happily married to my 5'5" king for 8 years while y'all are getting ghosted by 6'2" alcoholics with 7th grade reading levels but go off about how you only date tall men I guess

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Take that, nice guy!

clair without the "e" @nastywomanatlaw the feeling of forwarding an email you have been accused of not sending is probably the same as winning a duel ***

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Terrible positions to be in

zach silberberg @zachsilberberg i thought i was done experiencing new types of fear but now im at a birthday party where the birthday boy is picking who has to do karaoke and you "cant say no"

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Guess it was inappropriate!

THIS IS NOT OKAY Patriotic Christian Mothers Against the Frankly Obscene Look Nala Gives Simba After He Lands On Top Of Her In The Jungle Wrestling Scene > Private group · 53 members

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Tarantino you sly dog

Reminder that Tarantino wrote a scene in Dusk Till Dawn where Salma Hayek pours tequila down her leg and forces a guy to drink it by sucking on her toes and then cast himself in that role.

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Not all heroes wear capes

Me, needing an extremely specific step-by-step tutorial Random Youtuber with a foreign accent and twelve subscribers ProgrammerHumor.io

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Some people loathe the parched life

Realistic ally @TragicAllyHere Before I take a shower: I hate it in there, the wet world is a bad place While in the shower: I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy

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Enquiring minds desire to know

Charlotte Wilder @TheWilderThings *** Figure skating commentators should be required by law to tell you whether the pair skating are dating, married, exes, siblings, or something else

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This is the price you must pay!

ruby @roobeekeane me: [tries to resize an image] Microsoft Word: Imaooo okay... [deletes all vowels, pastes the Aldi employee handbook, starts 3D printing a haunted amulet] 20:03 31/12/2019 Twitter for iPhone

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You get what you paid for!

NO REFUNDS ON GATOR MEAT YES, IT IS CHEWY YES, IT IS FISHY YES, IT IS GAMEY IT IS MEAT FROM AN ALIGATOR NOT CHICKEN

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The golden era

KG @Kage_The_Mage To understand Millenials you have to understand that the happiest time of our lives was the 142 days between when Shrek released and 9/11.

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Very obvious jab at a specific someone

FD X @Firedesirre Men: "I make six figures" The six figures: $103,837

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Ohh La La!

the moon's wife @bookishseawitch every time I put a laundry basket on my hip I suddenly become a peasant woman in the south of france... I am tired after a long day of gathering and drying herbs but ah, I still must cook a hearty stew for dinner

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Prerequisites are required.

tay @SweetBabyTayz People are like "why don't you just sleep over" as if I don't need a pitch black room with at least two fans on w/ the temperature at exactly 72 degrees with a humidifier on and antimicrobial bamboo sheets and a spritz of lavender pillow spray to even think about falling asleep

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Mayo King, where are you now?

C Paul, inside a (frozen) leaf pile @YesNoSuper Someone in this world has consumed more mayonnaise than anyone else currently alive and they don't even know it

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What a lesson, indeed

Dinero @infamous_dinero Who knows what this is? The Mel @themelaniedione A teachable moment for an overly curious child in a car alone.

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A very reasonable reaction

Just Sally @MustardSally1 I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.

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It's only science!

Shower Feelings @_shower_feelings Our body consists of 4 major glitches, hitting our funny bone, rubbing our eyes too hard, having something cold touch your 2 front teeth, and standing up too fast.

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Nothing beats this high

ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl a drug that makes u feel like u fell asleep in the backseat of your parents car and get carried inside and tucked into bed

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Rooster lovers unite!

shelby lorman @sdlorman did a rooster write this ??? Q what do roosters do All News Videos Images Maps Shopping B The roosters may break up hen fights, find and give treats to then hens, encourage egg- laying, and even monitor the nest boxes. Roosters are beautiful. Roosters are classic farmyard icons, and they are gorgeous to look at in many cases. Roosters have a lot of personality. Dec 8, 2020

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No need for an alarm clock either

Simon Holland → @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM. <

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