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25 Technically True Statements No One Can Really Argue With

Straightforward answers are helpful, but they aren't any fun. Who wants a boring old answer to their question? No one. That's why the people who come up with answers that are technically the truth are way more fun than everyone else. Things that are technically true are answers and statements that may not be what someone is expecting, but cannot be argued with them, because, well, they aren't wrong. Generally these kinds of comments are obvious and anticlimactic, kind of like a pun or dad joke. They are silly and add a sense of humor to an otherwise very matter-of-factual world.

Reddit's /r/technicallythetruth is a subreddit dedicated to collecting these technically true statements for all to see and find the humor in. It's fun to see what kind of quick-witted minds are out there. Here are 25 answers to questions that no one can argue with.

They Know the Worth of Money

r/Money u/anonymosmouse0.15h Is this worth anything? ERAL RESERVE NOTE W TED STATES CELANANDIGA ENDER D PRIVATE B 21135437 C ERALRESERT ENOTE TED STATES OF AMERICA NDER PRIVATE B 21135438 C ERAL RESERV NOTE TED STATES OFAMERICA DER PRIVATE B 21135439 C TW E 59 2017 SERIES Steven T. Mauchin 2 Secretary of the Treasury ONE DOLLAR bedoooop 15h I'd say that's worth about $3.00. Join Reply 4.4k

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I Mean, Yeah

No word starts and ends with I, prove me wrong Comments i sob_a1_ 1d · Pinned . Illegal Reply View 77 more replies 18.2K

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Also Oddly Specific

20 PERSONS OR 1500 KG ALTERNATIVE 1 VOLSKWAGEN PASSAT 1 HIPPO 6 GRIZZLY BEARS 65 LUGGAGE BAGS 454 CHIHUAHUAS 3061 SEAGULLS 12712 BANANAS 30000 SNICKERS BARS

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The Most Secure Job

04 nixCraft Yesterday at 4:42 AM What jobs are 99.9% safe from Al making it obsolete? 155 *** 385 comments 12 shares ✓ Like Comment Write a comment... Roman V. Yampolskiy Human Resistance leader against the machines. Share Most relevant GIF

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Well No… But Yes

onlycodeposts • 2h This test was done on Earth, not in space. Kunseok ⚫ 1h • Reply Vote earth is in space bro. it was done in space. Vote

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This Was a Trap

CONN r/funny 3h Name the figures... this new generation... CUBO 2 - NOMBRA LAS FIGURAS: 1 227 ♡ AMONG US ASTRONAUTA 79 PAL 866

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Thanks, A.I.

Can you generate an image of a Roman ruler? Sure, here is an image of a Roman ruler:

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He Really Did the Math

13h I have watched this approximately 9,345,678 times so far today 0:39 Replying to This vid is 39 seconds long. If you have watched this for 9345678 times, it equals to 364481442 seconds. One day equals to 86400 seconds and it would take you 4218.535 days(approx) or 11.5 years to watch this vid 9345678 times. Also this vid was viewed 1.7M times. You're a liar.

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Duhhh

i_should_go_to_sleep. 4h This is very illegal in Germany Reply 5k No_Establishment7368 • 3h What's the difference between lightly illegal and very illegal? 'very' Kurappu ⚫ 3h 1,7k 1,7k

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That's Good Advice

Marry a man who says "let me discuss it with my wife first", not because he is weak, but because he respects and value your opinion. Don't marry a man who says "I will discuss it with my wife first" because he is already married. Posted in r/meirl → reddit

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Kinda, Yeah

BO YOU A top hat implies the existance of a bottom hat. Create an image of a bottom hat CHATGPT

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Oh Yeah… Great

CNBC CNBC @CNBC Inflation's silver lining: higher salaries cnbc.com The upside to inflation: rising wages

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Nah He's Right

ios From ios community on Reddit NAME: Ngọc TEACHER: Jenny 1. Name the figures: iPhone Sanart phone Apple Watch AirPods PRO Smart watch Wireless earphone

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He's Trying

ST67 FUN 3 27 8 all 739 1 Jake Yorath @jakeyorath. 1h Is that a Fiesta or a Focus? I actually can't tell 1 27 Matt Bird @PHMattB.54m Focus mate 1 Jake Yorath @jakeyorath I'm trying, but I have ADHD 41 Il 14 ↑

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Trust the Science

El Arroyo elarroyo_atx Trust me I'm a scientist El Arroyo austin IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE BIRTHDAYS LIVE LONGER

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It's a Strange Cycle

Teachers are using Al to grade students' papers MEME ZAR @nocapfelix students are using Al to solve papers and teachers are using Al to grade them, what's the point in going to school then?

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Just Covering All Bases

Г New 2°C 3 Draw an arrow to each temperature on the thermometer. C 0 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 16 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 10°C 17°C 29 °C

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True

NEVER MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS BROKEN ENGLISH. IT MEANS THEY KNOW ANOTHER LANGUAGE BRIGHT VIBES

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Did He Lie? Kind Of?

In the 1990s, a California man, Steve Comisar, began putting ads in national magazines selling "Solar- powered dryers" for $49.95. Customers would then receive a simple clothesline in the mail.

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How Sad For Them

r/AskReddit u/Subject Thorn ⚫ 12h Join What is something that 2020s kids will never get to experience? 1.0k ⇓ 2.1k % Share + Promoted BEST COMMENTS ✓ 2019 Learn More

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Thanks to This Chart

Terrible Maps 11 November 2017 → Chart to determine risk of bear attack ... CHART TO HELP DETERMINE RISK OF BEAR ATTACK: NO RISK OF BEAR ATTACK ALSO NO RISK OF BEAR ATTACK Hea Mercury Venus Earth Mars Saturn Jupiter Uranus Neptune REALLY VERY HIGH RISK OF BEAR ATTACK <OF BEAR ATTACK

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A Fair Chance for All

uglyface_girl 3d If women get paid less we should pay 2056 less taxes Reply zleepy.nw 3d @uglyface_girl that's how 30764 taxes work.. Reply

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This Checks Out

Did you know? Smoking is good for the environment because it kills human beings.

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No Lies Here

Egypt is smaller than the United States, Russia and China combined

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Alrighty Then

r/AskReddit u/ApexOverlordlsDrunk ⚫ 2h What is, truly, the root of all evil? 422 1,601 PerfectFeature2892⚫ 2h BrokenKid22 • 1h 25.8069758011 (assuming 666 is evil, that's the root) 165 Reply 1.1k

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