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23 Uncomfortable Dating App Encounters

The world of online dating can be a very strange one. With just a single swipe, single people can connect and have the chance to find the love of their life. It does take a lot of searching, though. Amongst all of the people who are probably good, there are a whole lot of people who are walking red flags. People are pretty bold on dating apps. They don't seem to have much remorse for any horrifyingly grotesque pickup lines they say and sometimes they are just way too bold. Bumble is one of the many popular dating apps out there. It is the app that has women make the first move in a match. Even with this feature though there are still some pretty wild things on there.

Reddit's /r/Bumble is the subreddit dedicated to all of the strangest (and most successful) Bumble interactions out there. Finding love on dating apps isn't impossible, but it isn't the easiest thing ever, either. Here are 23 Bumble interactions from single Redditors just looking for a connection.

Seems Contradictory

About me I know what I want and when I want it Send a Compliment My basics 5' 2" Undergraduate degree Cis woman Never Sometimes Don't know yet & Gemini Liberal Socially Want someday

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What a Nice Guy

14:04 = S bumble Send a Compliment My basics 6' 5" About me Did you know that 95% of guys on Bumble are below 5'3, overweight, still living in their mum's basement, entrepreneurs or "between" jobs and say that their fave hobby is playing computer games. Hi. I am David. 6'4, Finance professional. Swipe right if you wanna catch up for or IG: Never Active Graduate degree Man .LTE 54 Leo % Socially Want someday

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Geez

About me Looking for hookups with fit, attractive women only. Not interested in conversation, getting coffee, etc. Yes, I am being serious. No, I am not married or in a relationship. No one "hurt me" and I'm not on a revenge tour against women. Just on the spectrum.

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Uh…

About me • smells bad • doesn't brush his teeth • socks with sandals • hair in ears • boring • afraid, unadventurous • uneducated, unemployed • flakey, unreliable • doesn't call his mom • short, weak, overweight, soft • doesn't recycle • tax cheat, racist • selfish, especially in bed

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Comforting

Today i stopped carrying knives ever since airport security threw my last one away. it's a dangerous world Delivered About me On our first date, I'll carve your initials into a tree, the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife.

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Good Point

Lazy Yesterday Today lol you sent me a punctuation mark and you call me lazy? Delivered

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A Few Moments Into Texting…

I just want to stick to texting for now if that's ok. I wouldn't be able to pay attention. I'm making dinner And, I'm just not there yet I'm gonna be honest I'm more of a phone talker. I don't really care to text. I feel it's too impersonal. I mean there is an option to talk on the phone without giving me your number on here. But I get it. Aa I'm really not into small talk. I'm more of an in-depth get to know you kind of person. I don't think we're looking for the same things. I mean, you did say you've been on here for a while. Don't take this the wrong way, but maybe it's not the men on here maybe it's just you and you aren't ready. GIF

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Red Flags Everywhere

||| bumble Florida Atlantic University 2012 About me Don't care about your IG. No coffee, no IG. Introvert. Soccer, bicycle, running, scuba, books, history, geography, science, rock/heavy metal/new wave, etc. Whiskey or beer. Let me guess: travel, wine, tacos, adventures, brunch, love to laugh, foodie, yoga, therapy, beach, blah, blah, blah. Send a Compliment My basics 69

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Interesting…

7:56 =S bumble About me Big foreheads are attractive on women. I'm looking for a 50 inch flat screen forehead. My Panasonic Princess, my Vizio vixen, lady in streets and 4K resolution in the sheets. Send a Compliment My basics > 6' 4" ||| Active & Libra Undergraduate degree Socially Never Want someday 47% Man %

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Sad

Today Hi hun. My thumb spazzed and we matched. I think we're looking for totally different things. You have a nice profile, though. I hope you find what you're looking for. What r u looking for hun

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Creative

he/him Pisces Leo Sagittarius About me 20% OFF! WINTER SALE! A captivating chubby dude with effortlessly windswept hair, a zest for adventure and a passion for authentic connections. complete set comes with lovable canine companion, oversized sweaters and pizza! Truly a must have for this winter season! Free shipping included! My basics 5'11" Rarely Active Man Trade/tech school Never Want someday & Pisces Relationship

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Classy

Lead Display At MS About me If you don't look like your pictures, you're buying drinks until you do! &, Just like many of you, I'm also here for the free dinners. Please don't waste my time being fickle. I don't need a pen pal My basics e bomie 5' 6" H Active & Capricorn

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Are You Sure About That

The world would be a better place with more... Gaslighting

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Oh Wow

Favorite quality in a person... Gullibility

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At Least He's Honest

Many women meet you in person from the apps? they are all visiting mostly or just want to be taken out to clubs and dinners don't have time for that I kinda want a fwb and a sugar momma type thing to help spot me for a few months before ai get my payout at worm at work* wyd tonight, I can explain better if we talk

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Alright Then

About me Just a chick who's a pureblood (unvaxxed), extroverted introvert, with a big heart, who's funny, sweet, and is looking for a kind, unvaxxed masculine man.

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For the Gains

||| Interested in you My current obsession is... Looking for a br feeding mom that will share some milk with me for the gains di

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That's Rough

connections, unless I meet the right person to spend my life with. Living with ex due to economy Imao. INFJ-T

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Thrilling

3 Good morning hey Yesterday Today ... Hola Hi Red or white wine? Delivered

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Oh, RIP

hi friend!! Yesterday hey girl!!! how are you? Today im meh my stepdad died today

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Good One

About me Fun fact: The Beatles released a total of 229 songs. If we listen to one song everyday that we're together, album by album. I am sure we can make it till Stg. Pepper's before you discover my red flags

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Two Very Different People

You asked: When did you last stay up all night and why? Last time I stayed up all night was Halloween and it's because I was throwing a party i was driving myself crazy trying to remember what the quadratic formula was

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Classic

Favorite quality in a person... a lot of money

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