A Boat Causes This Relationship To Sail In The Wrong Direction

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The world truly wanted to know more about this woman.

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And then the puns arrived next.

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Would anyone consider giving her a TV show?

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To some, the story did scream 'middle-aged man needing a big shiny boat.'

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Then, one lucky Twitter user found the husband's official response to the story.

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And it was quite lengthy.

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The best part is when he asks everyone else to calm down in the subreddit.

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As it turns out, his post didn't really help his cause.

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The wife then posted again to the subreddit with her amazing username.

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She's a Texan willing to live in Alaska but not on a boat, damn it!

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Many were glad to get the full story and decided that they did in fact belong together.

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Important questions were raised.

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Some even started to feel some sympathy for the husband.

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One thing is for sure, we are all better for reading about this couple.

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