That Time A Cat Had Too Much Sex That He Needed To Be Hospitalized

If you're a cat currently trying to google how many felines you can sleep with before needing to be hospitalized, the answer is five. A Russian Blue cat named Xiaopi was staying in a fancy pet hotel in South China when he was caught on CCTV having sex with five different cats in one night.

As a result, the cat's owner Mr. Zhao had to have Xiaopi hospitalized for exhaustion and dehydration where he was given a glucose drip. Mr. Zhao took to social media to air his frustration with the pet hotel for allowing his non-neutered cat to run amok and live his best damn life from 10:40 PM to 5:00 AM. The hotel did wind up apologizing and even offered to pay for both the glucose drip and vet costs for any potential cat pregnancies since Russian Blue kittens are often sold for $2,000.

Naturally, when this news hit Twitter, many people couldn't help but applaud the casanova cat for his sexual antics and his owner who accidentally became a cat pimp. Below is a collection of some of the funniest responses to the story.

 

Tfw you need a glucose drip cuz you fucked five cats all night pic.twitter.com/8Y8hpVsgCz

— What A Time To Be Alive (@whatatimepod) October 7, 2019

 

 

Event of the National Holiday Week :A cat needs glucose drip after mating w/ at least five females overnight in a pet hotel in GuangdongHis name is Zhao Xiaopi 赵小屁. The first name is literally translated as “little fart.” https://t.co/tP3aEvMVwl

— pupu tintin (@pupu_tintin) October 6, 2019

 

 

"Alpha cat" Xiaopi matedwith only five lovers ??Prophet #BrighamYounghad 55 wives !! https://t.co/cwqjQGB8t8

— Kelly Rek (@KellyRek) October 6, 2019

 

 

Dude's been BUSY!https://t.co/r4LMGSi8rm

— Mutheu Mutua 🐱🐾 (@AKenyanGirl) October 5, 2019

 

 

If I had to be reborn as an animal, can it be this cat?Me: Yo I'm in the hospital.Friend: Damn wtf happened?Me: You wouldn't believe me if I told you!https://t.co/sM46KsgARF

— Brutum Fulmen 🧢 (@BrutumF) October 9, 2019

 

 

Everyone is upset in this story. Except the cat. The cat is absolutely loving life.https://t.co/fV1qVODjza

— Jarrod Gilbert (@JarrodGilbertNZ) October 6, 2019

 

 

We wish Xiaopi continued good luck during his recovery.