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These 25 Things Are Totally Kind Of True

Sometimes the truth hurts, sometimes the truth is boring, and the truth isn't always something anyone wants to hear. Even though telling the truth is important, there is a way more fun way to do it. Things that are technically the truth are the kinds of answers and statements that may not have been expected, but are wildly accurate anyway. They are filled with blunt and punny humor that resembles dad jokes. Things that are technically the truth might not be offering any kind of real advice or help, but they provide entertainment, and that's what's really important.

The internet loves technically true things and that is apparent in Reddit's /r/technicallythetruth. This subreddit is home to so many accounts of people telling the truth but in a fun way. From tweets, to memes to important questions, everything is technical here. Here are 25 moments of truth that you just can't argue with.

It's a bookshelf

Made a book shelf for my brick collection boredpanda.com

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They're well-travelled

Your car keys have travelled further than your car

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They literally did

Lanre X Sonde @LanreSonde 13h • 600 What do you mean? They sang Radioactive The Data Guy @96nsuave.14h Bro imagine dragons were real Balerion Dreamfyre Vermithor Meleys Drogon Vhagar Q42 t 478 1.1K Approximate size of a human Rheagel Caraxes ılı 33K Seasmoke Syrax +

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It is indeed a sign

If you are looking for a Sign THIS IS IT.

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Made from natural ingredients

Croissant Lamp Woman's croissant lamp from Temu turns out to be a literal croissant covered in resin

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That is where they keep it

@Alana Banana Canada 1y ago • I remember there was this famous bank robber back in the day, and when the fed was interviewing him asking "why do you rob banks?" He simply said, "cuz that's where the money is." I always thought that was really funny. 1.2K

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Yeah…

You could've died, man! BlackJack Place 7144 The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

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He wasn't lying

In the 1990s, a California man, Steve Comisar, began putting ads in national magazines selling "solar-powered dryers" for $49.95. Customers would then receive a simple clothesline in the mail

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Yeah, at LEAST four

← Shorts Q : Subscriptions (•) Live Trends of NASA discovering city lights Replies •5mo ago 7 trillion miles away. To put that into perspective that's over 3 football fields 264K ⚫5mo ago At least 4 washing machines 33K 5mo ago It might be more than 4 18K 6.2K • 5mo ago

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Just a gap

imgflip.com CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS GAP IN YOUR RESUME? YES, I HIT ENTER TWICE

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That's a young photographer

eighbours uns-5h Looking for a newborn photographer Like 12 Comment Copy Top comments ▾ Jay Chek Typically photographers are older than that 4h Like Reply Share 24

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Might have been a biased poll

Master-of-darklight 53m After interviewing 1000 former players of Russian Roulette I have concluded that it is a 100% safe to play game ← Reply Every_Cartoonist3965 OP Now r/technicallythetruth ← a 13

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Guys… huge news

congregation first jump Today at 7:17 PM Holy legit gaming leaks @gaming_leaker - 23h A video game will be released in 2025. Q62 17306 4.7K

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RIP

BREAKING NEWS TWO DEAD FOUND DEAD (LIVE 5

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Is breathing an addiction?

r/AskReddit 2 people typing... What's an addiction you can never quit? 10 upvotes • 37 comments Quiet_giant05 18m Breathing 5-105 • Now r/technicallythetruth ← Reply Vote 1

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Even it out, birds

Ever see birds flying in a 'V' formation and notice that one side is longer than the other? That is because there are more birds on that side.

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Just like dominoes

KR69 YTV S 20 Q LAL TOW

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Box

A BOX

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We are not the same

YOU ARE AN INDIVIDUAL WITH UNIQUE DNA I AM AN INDIVIDUAL WITH UNIQUE DNA. WE ARE NOT THE SAME Posted in r/memes reddit

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Thanks, Google

= Qis google down All News Images Shopping G Is Google Down? No Sign in Videos Forums Google Image: Bloomberg, Bloomberg via Getty Images

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That's how language works

hikari-ni-naritai Follow In Japanese, they don't say "moon," they say "tsuki," which literally translates to "moon," and I think that's how language works. rainbowgod666 Follow Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed? English hikari-ni-naritai Japanese moon moon moon moonlight moonshine moonlit A Tsuki ום

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A pie chart

Chocolate Key Lime Pie Chocolate Bourbon Pecan Cream Pie Strawberry Rhubarb Peanut butter Pie Pie pie

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AI is the future

= poe.com/chat/ G7 L Count GPT-3.5-Turbo 132K TOIIowers ⑥Bot info Q oc ← Powered by gpt-3.5-turbo. 20 per message. View details OFFICIAL 16 N Which letter does the word "milliliter" have the most? GPT-3.5-Turbo Poe In the word "milliliter," the letter "L" appears three times. How about the word "strawberry"? GPT-3.5-Turbo Poe In the word "strawberry," there are no occurrences of the letter "L." $ Talk to GPT-3.5-Turl + III

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Huh…

MIRACLE RICE PLANT BASED RICE MIRACLE plant based rice ⚫ riz à b

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Online!

Online Bro I'm online 7-5 Reply 44 Add a reply... Post ☑

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