How To Troll Online Slacktivists

How To Troll Online Slacktivists

The enemy have just launched their missiles against us! Private, implement emergency response protocols immediately! Already done sir! I have set up a protest group on facebook and created a support hashtag on twitter! And next week, we will be blacking out the website and also our avatars. AGENT-X COMICS WwW.AGENT-X.COM.AU


The Facebook cartoon profile picture fad did more to raise awareness of how prevalent slacktivism is than it did to prevent child abuse. It seems like if a meme makes people feel good about themselves, without actually having to do anything of substance, it will spread.

Why anyone would think that an empty gesture like changing your profile picture could do anything meaningful about a serious issue like child abuse is mind boggling, but thankfully there is no shortage of trolls on the Internet to make fun of this. Here are 5 of the best trolling attempts on this absurd fad:


1. Little Bros

just WIS someO could help me yo hold on im making my default a pic of spongebob hope it helps!


2. 1337 Javascript Hax

EDITION: U.S.「-TNTERNATIONAL -T MEXICO CANU.S. Set edition preference Home Video NewsPulse U.S World Politics Justice Entertainment Tech Health Facebook Cartoon Character Campaign Brings Child Abuse to an End. From Jessica Naziri, CNN December 3, 2010 9:14 p.m. EST Leon J Baskins and 618 other friends changed their profile pictures. QUIC DRA 45 minutes ago Lucy Laffer We did it guys! Child Abuse is over! 4 hours ago via iPhone . Like . Comment View all 4 rnmments A sampling of images that have somehow completely cured the world of child abuse Palo Alto (CNN)--Authorities around the globe were stunned early abuse anywhere in the world. "They all just quit beating up their and the hardcore meth addicts." STORY HIGHLIGHTS Chid abuse no longer exists. Saturday morning by a sudden and inexplicable absence of child Abusers say they just "lost the wilr. Many have never heard of kids," said social worker Diane Stringer, "Even the really mean ones Facebook . She-Ra, Garfield both claim credit. The phenomena was quickly traced to a campaign on internet site Facebook. For the past few days, users have been changing their profile images to pictures of cartoon characters in an effort to stop child abuse. RELATED TOPICS Child Abuse Facebook Slacktivism Clearly, this effort has been completely successful. It is unsure if the effects will continue after the cartoon characters are removed.
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3. Ahh! Pedophiles!

IF YOU HAVE A CARTOON AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE, REMOVE IT. A group of pedophiles made it up. They're doing it because kids will accept their friend requests faster if they see a cartoon picture. It has nothing to do with supporting child violence. It was on a TV show that warns you about internet frauds, plus tonight's news. SET THIS AS YOUR STATUS TO WARN OTHERS 17 minutes ago-Like Comment Share
People actually fell for this.



4. Obligatory Family Guy Reference

h BcApparently we are suppose to change our facebook profile pic to a cartoon character to end child abuse. am I doing it right?? HERBERT HERBERT 20 seconds ago Like Comment Share View Photos of Me (406) View Videos of Me (13) Edit My Profile
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5. Childhood Ruining

Oh, that's just wrong. (via Reddit)





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