Great, Black Mass Resembling Venom's Symbiote Appears On Twitter

A global pandemic, the threat of World War III, Minions: The Rise of Gru delayed, 2020 has been one disaster after another. Let's be honest, now that we're in April, we're all just waiting for the next shoe to drop.

Well, wait no longer. As if things couldn't get any worse, one Twitter user discovered the Venom symbiote. Great. Now their video of this black, writhing nest has been spreading throughout Twitter, giving people flashbacks to the time they had to sit through 2018's Venom.

Anybody know what this is? pic.twitter.com/B2dQLTm4td

— non essential (@sunnyarkade) April 2, 2020

Obviously this has people freaking out. We've seen what the symbiote can do to people:

Yikes. All of us non-spider-people already have enough on our plate to be dealing with a symbiote situation.

because world war 3, australia burning down, kobe bryant dying, and a worldwide pandemic weren’t enough now we have venom https://t.co/qvw8LRh7wH

— trey . (@treyonfilms) April 3, 2020

#2020iscancelled

January: World War 3 Was Being Rumored Around, Kobe & Gianna Passed Away

February: Australian Forest Went On Fire

March: Covid 19 Shutting Down Several Things Across The World, Kenny Rogers Passed Away

April: Apparent Existance Of Venom? pic.twitter.com/FXe6QwqLwH

— Wyatt Tuck (@notcoldheart) April 3, 2020

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THREE DAYS INTO APRIL AND SUDDENLY WE GOT VENOM ON OUR FUCKING HANDS I CANT TAKE THIS YEAR ANYMORE pic.twitter.com/LV8AYdp1mA

— ten! (@skrrtskyy) April 3, 2020

As if 2020 couldn’t get any worse they fucking found Venom pic.twitter.com/MpE0wICU2F

— Dylan (@Dylangonzalez21) April 3, 2020

I clicked to see why Venom was trending. Just when I thought that 2020 couldn't get any crazier. pic.twitter.com/XMWeTIj8F4

— ʀᴇsᴄᴀ ᴛʜᴜɴᴅᴇʀɢᴜɴ 😈 (@cultleaderresca) April 3, 2020

But before we all jump into the proverbial lobster tank and go rolling down the street, like a turd in the wind, let's ask science what's actually going on here.

Many looking to quell the fear of yet another catastrophe have identified the mass as the highly-toxic bootlace worm. So there you go, it's just a writhing mess of "ribbon worms" that can grow 50 feet in length and can release a thick toxic mucous when irritated.

Phew. For a second there, I thought it might be something terrifying.