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NEEDTO DRY OFFYOURPET AFTERIA BATIH? MICROWAVE
NEEDTO DRY OFFYOURPET AFTERIA BATIH? MICROWAVE

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EAT BANANAS WHEN YOU'RE SAD,LT RELEASES DOPAMINE ALSO BANANAS TASTE F------ AMAZING WHICHILL MAKE YOU HAPPY ANYWAYS
EAT BANANAS WHEN YOU'RE SAD,LT RELEASES DOPAMINE ALSO BANANAS TASTE F------ AMAZING WHICHILL MAKE YOU HAPPY ANYWAYS

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Why thank you, Mr. Mallard

PUTADRY TOWELINTO THE DRMER CLOTHES DRY FASTER
PUTADRY TOWELINTO THE DRMER CLOTHES DRY FASTER

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Going to the city?

GOING TO THE CITYO MAKEA FAKE WALLET TO THROWAT -POTENTIAL MUGGERS
GOING TO THE CITYO MAKEA FAKE WALLET TO THROWAT -POTENTIAL MUGGERS

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OUT OF FEBREEZE AFTER SMOKING AT HOME? MICROWAVE POPCORN. IT'LL COVER UP THESMELL WITH BUTTERAND YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD SNACK
OUT OF FEBREEZE AFTER SMOKING AT HOME? MICROWAVE POPCORN. IT'LL COVER UP THESMELL WITH BUTTERAND YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD SNACK

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STAY OUT OF DEBT
STAY OUT OF DEBT

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PRACTICE FAKESMIUNGIN THE MIRROR. EVERY DAY BEFORE WORK/SCHOOL VOULL START TO GENUINELY FEEL HAPPIER
PRACTICE FAKESMIUNGIN THE MIRROR. EVERY DAY BEFORE WORK/SCHOOL VOULL START TO GENUINELY FEEL HAPPIER

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Condom

WEARA CONDOM SERIOUSLY, DONT BE A F------ IDIOT, WEAR ONE.
WEARA CONDOM SERIOUSLY, DONT BE A F------ IDIOT, WEAR ONE.

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Thank you, Mallard

THE NIGHT BEFORE, PLACETHINGS YOUDONT WANT TO FORGET THENEXT MORNING ON TOP OF YOUR SHOES
THE NIGHT BEFORE, PLACETHINGS YOUDONT WANT TO FORGET THENEXT MORNING ON TOP OF YOUR SHOES

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Canola Oil

USECANOLAOIL ON YOUR KNIFE BEFORE CUTTING AN ONION YOU WONT CRY
USECANOLAOIL ON YOUR KNIFE BEFORE CUTTING AN ONION YOU WONT CRY

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CIRL+ SHIFT+ESC ONE HAND VERSION O CTRL ALT+DEL
CIRL+ SHIFT+ESC ONE HAND VERSION O CTRL ALT+DEL

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Closet

IFYOUIREACLOSETEDHOMOSEXUAL DON T RUN FOR OFFICE AS A REPUBLICAN
IFYOUIREACLOSETEDHOMOSEXUAL DON T RUN FOR OFFICE AS A REPUBLICAN

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DONT COUGH WITH SMOKE IN YOUR LUNGS. COUGHING OPENS UP BRONCHIAL VESSELS WHICH WILLBE FLOODED WITH SMOKE UPON COU GHING EKHALETHEN COUGH
DONT COUGH WITH SMOKE IN YOUR LUNGS. COUGHING OPENS UP BRONCHIAL VESSELS WHICH WILLBE FLOODED WITH SMOKE UPON COU GHING EKHALETHEN COUGH

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DONT LISTEN TO MALICIOUS ADVICE MALLARD
DONT LISTEN TO MALICIOUS ADVICE MALLARD

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Profits

LEGALIZEAND TAX MARIJUANA USETHEPROFITS FOR SPACE EXPLORATION
LEGALIZEAND TAX MARIJUANA USETHEPROFITS FOR SPACE EXPLORATION

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USEHYDROGENPEROKIDE TOREMOVE BLOOD STAINS FROM LAUNDRY
USEHYDROGENPEROKIDE TOREMOVE BLOOD STAINS FROM LAUNDRY

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WHEN CLEANING A MIRROR USE A COFFEE FILTER INSTEAD OFAPAPER OR CLOTH TOWEL ITWILL NOT LEAVE ANY RESIDUE PARTICLES OR STREAKS.
WHEN CLEANING A MIRROR USE A COFFEE FILTER INSTEAD OFAPAPER OR CLOTH TOWEL ITWILL NOT LEAVE ANY RESIDUE PARTICLES OR STREAKS.

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Youtube

VIDEOBUFFERINGON YOUTUBE? PRESS THE UPARROW, IT WILL START A GAME OF SNAKE
VIDEOBUFFERINGON YOUTUBE? PRESS THE UPARROW, IT WILL START A GAME OF SNAKE

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Computer

GET THE F------ THE COMPUTER
GET THE F------ THE COMPUTER

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VISIT R/LIFEHACKS AND R/LIFEPROTIPS
VISIT R/LIFEHACKS AND R/LIFEPROTIPS

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