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12321pop2

12321pop2

Dec 03, 2012 at 04:48PM EST

Well he is a duck and you can't post things on the internet that isn't true.
I should leave now.

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the Impeccable Troodon

the Impeccable Troodon

Dec 05, 2012 at 02:55PM EST

Seems legit.

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