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1,469 of 1,498 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Give your morning some tiger's blood., March 3, 2011 By vonbananaslicer See all my reviews Think about it. You have your knife in your hand. You cut the banana. One slice. Two slice. Oh, shoot, that slice was twice as thick as the previous slice. Hmm. Try again. Third slice. My hell, that slice veered off to the side and it's not a banana disc, it's a stupid banana wedge. Oh, and the stupid thing is sticking to the knife. Repeat this over and over, each morning, and what are you left with? A frustrating start to the day, a waste of time, and stupid uneven lumpy banana mess. Start your day with the banana slicer? Even slices. Every time. You would literally have to be blind AND have Parkinson's or ALS or something to mess this up. This banana slicer will literally save you years of time over the course of your life, it is so fast and easy. Not to mention it will save you years of stress. Keep a full head of hair, and keep yourself young and healthy: get the banana slicer. It will inject tiger's blood into your morning routine and might literally melt your face it is so great. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComments (3)
1,469 of 1,498 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Give your morning some tiger's blood., March 3, 2011 By vonbananaslicer See all my reviews Think about it. You have your knife in your hand. You cut the banana. One slice. Two slice. Oh, shoot, that slice was twice as thick as the previous slice. Hmm. Try again. Third slice. My hell, that slice veered off to the side and it's not a banana disc, it's a stupid banana wedge. Oh, and the stupid thing is sticking to the knife. Repeat this over and over, each morning, and what are you left with? A frustrating start to the day, a waste of time, and stupid uneven lumpy banana mess. Start your day with the banana slicer? Even slices. Every time. You would literally have to be blind AND have Parkinson's or ALS or something to mess this up. This banana slicer will literally save you years of time over the course of your life, it is so fast and easy. Not to mention it will save you years of stress. Keep a full head of hair, and keep yourself young and healthy: get the banana slicer. It will inject tiger's blood into your morning routine and might literally melt your face it is so great. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComments (3)

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269 of 272 people found the following review helpful By elven - See all my reviews I can't believe I have wasted the first 35 years of my existence on this earth by not having this wonderful banana slicer. All this time I have been standing there at the kitchen counter like a complete IDIOT wasting countless seconds slicing my bananas with a knife. A KNIFE!!!! Can you believe how foolish I was? Listen. This banana slicer will change your life. After slicing a banana, or two, or three (hell slice as many as you want it takes no time at all)you will feel like you have honey badger blood flowing through your veins and have Charlie Sheen DNA Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComment (1)
269 of 272 people found the following review helpful By elven - See all my reviews I can't believe I have wasted the first 35 years of my existence on this earth by not having this wonderful banana slicer. All this time I have been standing there at the kitchen counter like a complete IDIOT wasting countless seconds slicing my bananas with a knife. A KNIFE!!!! Can you believe how foolish I was? Listen. This banana slicer will change your life. After slicing a banana, or two, or three (hell slice as many as you want it takes no time at all)you will feel like you have honey badger blood flowing through your veins and have Charlie Sheen DNA Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComment (1)

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602 of 611 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ 571B Banana slicer saved my life!, July 31, 2012 By Angela Hamel See all my reviews When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Comments (12)
602 of 611 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ 571B Banana slicer saved my life!, July 31, 2012 By Angela Hamel See all my reviews When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Comments (12)

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13 of 13 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Puts the antiquated "Knife plus effort" method to SHAME!' September 25, 2012 This review is from: Hutzler Banana Slicer (Kitchen) Funny how I just stumbled on this product while searching for those corn on the cob holder thingies. Well, here I am (two weeks later) a changed man. Needless to say I ordered this (my 4th) banana slicer with some reservations. I don't want to sound archaic, but I really thought the "build a better mousetrap" theory was a bust after buying my third banana slicer. Look, I'm a fan of technology sleeping with convenience just like any other johnny banana slicer, but it took FOUR tries before I realized one simple fact: LASERS ARE NOT OBLIGATORY IN THE EFFORT TO SLICE FRUIT. And look - we ALL feel like a heel for trying the banana slicer iPhone App (FAIL!), but you know, in desperate moments, $1.00 seems like a steal. Long story short: Not only could a monkey appreciate the simplicity and efficiency of this product - he might even be able to afford it. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComent
13 of 13 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Puts the antiquated "Knife plus effort" method to SHAME!' September 25, 2012 This review is from: Hutzler Banana Slicer (Kitchen) Funny how I just stumbled on this product while searching for those corn on the cob holder thingies. Well, here I am (two weeks later) a changed man. Needless to say I ordered this (my 4th) banana slicer with some reservations. I don't want to sound archaic, but I really thought the "build a better mousetrap" theory was a bust after buying my third banana slicer. Look, I'm a fan of technology sleeping with convenience just like any other johnny banana slicer, but it took FOUR tries before I realized one simple fact: LASERS ARE NOT OBLIGATORY IN THE EFFORT TO SLICE FRUIT. And look - we ALL feel like a heel for trying the banana slicer iPhone App (FAIL!), but you know, in desperate moments, $1.00 seems like a steal. Long story short: Not only could a monkey appreciate the simplicity and efficiency of this product - he might even be able to afford it. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComent

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18 of 20 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ A Prayer Answered, September 26, 2012 By R. W.BELL "rbell95" (Chino Hills, CA USA) See all my reviews REAL NAME This review is from: Hutzler Banana Slicer (Kitchen) Hutzler has done it again. If you liked the Hutzler Cockroach Hammer and the Hutzler Infrared Motion-Activated Toilet Paper Dispenser, you'll wonder how you ever sliced bananas before the Hutzler Banana Slicer. Knives? Neanderthals used knives. This is the twenty-first century and important people on the go just don't have time to cut a banana One. Slice. At. A. Time. With the Hutzler banana slicer you get fast uniform slices that Neanderthals with their primitive "knives" could only dream about. Then you have the rest of the day free to do things like, cleaning the banana slicer. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews eport abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes No, | El Comment
18 of 20 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ A Prayer Answered, September 26, 2012 By R. W.BELL "rbell95" (Chino Hills, CA USA) See all my reviews REAL NAME This review is from: Hutzler Banana Slicer (Kitchen) Hutzler has done it again. If you liked the Hutzler Cockroach Hammer and the Hutzler Infrared Motion-Activated Toilet Paper Dispenser, you'll wonder how you ever sliced bananas before the Hutzler Banana Slicer. Knives? Neanderthals used knives. This is the twenty-first century and important people on the go just don't have time to cut a banana One. Slice. At. A. Time. With the Hutzler banana slicer you get fast uniform slices that Neanderthals with their primitive "knives" could only dream about. Then you have the rest of the day free to do things like, cleaning the banana slicer. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews eport abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes No, | El Comment

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3,234 of 3,270 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ My 27 trained monkeys love this March 3, 2011 By L. Blankenship As you may or may not know, I have 27 trained monkeys I use to do my evil bidding. Well, the younger monkeys teeth have not fully developed and so slicing a banana to feed them is a necessary chore. The adult monkeys used to have to chew up bananas and feed their young but not anymore with the Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer. The adults are going bananas over this time saving easy product. No longer so they have to taste and chew the deliciousness banana without eating it teasing them like a teenage prom date Now, they can eat and enjoy while i feed the young by slicing the bananas into small pieces that's easy for them to digest, This product is aces in my book and if you have 27 trained monkeys that will help you take over the land of OZ, i highly recommenced this product. This product is more useful than a barrel of monkeys 40 Comments Was this review helpful to you? YesNo
3,234 of 3,270 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ My 27 trained monkeys love this March 3, 2011 By L. Blankenship As you may or may not know, I have 27 trained monkeys I use to do my evil bidding. Well, the younger monkeys teeth have not fully developed and so slicing a banana to feed them is a necessary chore. The adult monkeys used to have to chew up bananas and feed their young but not anymore with the Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer. The adults are going bananas over this time saving easy product. No longer so they have to taste and chew the deliciousness banana without eating it teasing them like a teenage prom date Now, they can eat and enjoy while i feed the young by slicing the bananas into small pieces that's easy for them to digest, This product is aces in my book and if you have 27 trained monkeys that will help you take over the land of OZ, i highly recommenced this product. This product is more useful than a barrel of monkeys 40 Comments Was this review helpful to you? YesNo

Banana Slicer Reviews

4,623 of 4,649 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! March 3, 2011 By SW3K For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think Ill call it South Side Story
4,623 of 4,649 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! March 3, 2011 By SW3K For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think Ill call it South Side Story

Banana Slicer Reviews

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Actual Reaction of product being introduced to the wild. Use at own risk. Results/Blown Minds may vary.
Actual Reaction of product being introduced to the wild. Use at own risk. Results/Blown Minds may vary.

Banana Slicer Reviews

Such a time saver By lloydravn - September 24, 2012 No more throwing bananas at the ceiling fan for me! This product has saved me the work of peeling the banana slices off the wall after the fan slices them. Thanks, banana slicer! 2,616 of 2,853 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful ☆☆☆☆ Don't believe the lie By r3ronald- January 3, 2013 Description clearly states "Great for cereal." However, my experience subjecting cereal to the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer left me with nothing more than a milk-sodden shirt and bitter remorse. 1,311 of 1,427 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful
Such a time saver By lloydravn - September 24, 2012 No more throwing bananas at the ceiling fan for me! This product has saved me the work of peeling the banana slices off the wall after the fan slices them. Thanks, banana slicer! 2,616 of 2,853 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful ☆☆☆☆ Don't believe the lie By r3ronald- January 3, 2013 Description clearly states "Great for cereal." However, my experience subjecting cereal to the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer left me with nothing more than a milk-sodden shirt and bitter remorse. 1,311 of 1,427 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful

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