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13 of 13 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Puts the antiquated "Knife plus effort" method to SHAME!' September 25, 2012 This review is from: Hutzler Banana Slicer (Kitchen) Funny how I just stumbled on this product while searching for those corn on the cob holder thingies. Well, here I am (two weeks later) a changed man. Needless to say I ordered this (my 4th) banana slicer with some reservations. I don't want to sound archaic, but I really thought the "build a better mousetrap" theory was a bust after buying my third banana slicer. Look, I'm a fan of technology sleeping with convenience just like any other johnny banana slicer, but it took FOUR tries before I realized one simple fact: LASERS ARE NOT OBLIGATORY IN THE EFFORT TO SLICE FRUIT. And look - we ALL feel like a heel for trying the banana slicer iPhone App (FAIL!), but you know, in desperate moments, $1.00 seems like a steal. Long story short: Not only could a monkey appreciate the simplicity and efficiency of this product - he might even be able to afford it. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComent

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1,469 of 1,498 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Give your morning some tiger's blood., March 3, 2011 By vonbananaslicer See all my reviews Think about it. You have your knife in your hand. You cut the banana. One slice. Two slice. Oh, shoot, that slice was twice as thick as the previous slice. Hmm. Try again. Third slice. My hell, that slice veered off to the side and it's not a banana disc, it's a stupid banana wedge. Oh, and the stupid thing is sticking to the knife. Repeat this over and over, each morning, and what are you left with? A frustrating start to the day, a waste of time, and stupid uneven lumpy banana mess. Start your day with the banana slicer? Even slices. Every time. You would literally have to be blind AND have Parkinson's or ALS or something to mess this up. This banana slicer will literally save you years of time over the course of your life, it is so fast and easy. Not to mention it will save you years of stress. Keep a full head of hair, and keep yourself young and healthy: get the banana slicer. It will inject tiger's blood into your morning routine and might literally melt your face it is so great. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComments (3)

269 of 272 people found the following review helpful By elven - See all my reviews I can't believe I have wasted the first 35 years of my existence on this earth by not having this wonderful banana slicer. All this time I have been standing there at the kitchen counter like a complete IDIOT wasting countless seconds slicing my bananas with a knife. A KNIFE!!!! Can you believe how foolish I was? Listen. This banana slicer will change your life. After slicing a banana, or two, or three (hell slice as many as you want it takes no time at all)you will feel like you have honey badger blood flowing through your veins and have Charlie Sheen DNA Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComment (1)

602 of 611 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ 571B Banana slicer saved my life!, July 31, 2012 By Angela Hamel See all my reviews When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Comments (12)

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13 of 13 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Puts the antiquated "Knife plus effort" method to SHAME!' September 25, 2012 This review is from: Hutzler Banana Slicer (Kitchen) Funny how I just stumbled on this product while searching for those corn on the cob holder thingies. Well, here I am (two weeks later) a changed man. Needless to say I ordered this (my 4th) banana slicer with some reservations. I don't want to sound archaic, but I really thought the "build a better mousetrap" theory was a bust after buying my third banana slicer. Look, I'm a fan of technology sleeping with convenience just like any other johnny banana slicer, but it took FOUR tries before I realized one simple fact: LASERS ARE NOT OBLIGATORY IN THE EFFORT TO SLICE FRUIT. And look - we ALL feel like a heel for trying the banana slicer iPhone App (FAIL!), but you know, in desperate moments, $1.00 seems like a steal. Long story short: Not only could a monkey appreciate the simplicity and efficiency of this product - he might even be able to afford it. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComent

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