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4,623 of 4,649 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ No more winning for you, Mr. Banana! March 3, 2011 By SW3K For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think Ill call it South Side Story

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1,469 of 1,498 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Give your morning some tiger's blood., March 3, 2011 By vonbananaslicer See all my reviews Think about it. You have your knife in your hand. You cut the banana. One slice. Two slice. Oh, shoot, that slice was twice as thick as the previous slice. Hmm. Try again. Third slice. My hell, that slice veered off to the side and it's not a banana disc, it's a stupid banana wedge. Oh, and the stupid thing is sticking to the knife. Repeat this over and over, each morning, and what are you left with? A frustrating start to the day, a waste of time, and stupid uneven lumpy banana mess. Start your day with the banana slicer? Even slices. Every time. You would literally have to be blind AND have Parkinson's or ALS or something to mess this up. This banana slicer will literally save you years of time over the course of your life, it is so fast and easy. Not to mention it will save you years of stress. Keep a full head of hair, and keep yourself young and healthy: get the banana slicer. It will inject tiger's blood into your morning routine and might literally melt your face it is so great. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComments (3)
269 of 272 people found the following review helpful By elven - See all my reviews I can't believe I have wasted the first 35 years of my existence on this earth by not having this wonderful banana slicer. All this time I have been standing there at the kitchen counter like a complete IDIOT wasting countless seconds slicing my bananas with a knife. A KNIFE!!!! Can you believe how foolish I was? Listen. This banana slicer will change your life. After slicing a banana, or two, or three (hell slice as many as you want it takes no time at all)you will feel like you have honey badger blood flowing through your veins and have Charlie Sheen DNA Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComment (1)
602 of 611 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ 571B Banana slicer saved my life!, July 31, 2012 By Angela Hamel See all my reviews When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Comments (12)
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