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269 of 272 people found the following review helpful By elven - See all my reviews I can't believe I have wasted the first 35 years of my existence on this earth by not having this wonderful banana slicer. All this time I have been standing there at the kitchen counter like a complete IDIOT wasting countless seconds slicing my bananas with a knife. A KNIFE!!!! Can you believe how foolish I was? Listen. This banana slicer will change your life. After slicing a banana, or two, or three (hell slice as many as you want it takes no time at all)you will feel like you have honey badger blood flowing through your veins and have Charlie Sheen DNA Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComment (1)

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1,469 of 1,498 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Give your morning some tiger's blood., March 3, 2011 By vonbananaslicer See all my reviews Think about it. You have your knife in your hand. You cut the banana. One slice. Two slice. Oh, shoot, that slice was twice as thick as the previous slice. Hmm. Try again. Third slice. My hell, that slice veered off to the side and it's not a banana disc, it's a stupid banana wedge. Oh, and the stupid thing is sticking to the knife. Repeat this over and over, each morning, and what are you left with? A frustrating start to the day, a waste of time, and stupid uneven lumpy banana mess. Start your day with the banana slicer? Even slices. Every time. You would literally have to be blind AND have Parkinson's or ALS or something to mess this up. This banana slicer will literally save you years of time over the course of your life, it is so fast and easy. Not to mention it will save you years of stress. Keep a full head of hair, and keep yourself young and healthy: get the banana slicer. It will inject tiger's blood into your morning routine and might literally melt your face it is so great. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes NoComments (3)
602 of 611 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ 571B Banana slicer saved my life!, July 31, 2012 By Angela Hamel See all my reviews When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Report abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Comments (12)
18 of 20 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ A Prayer Answered, September 26, 2012 By R. W.BELL "rbell95" (Chino Hills, CA USA) See all my reviews REAL NAME This review is from: Hutzler Banana Slicer (Kitchen) Hutzler has done it again. If you liked the Hutzler Cockroach Hammer and the Hutzler Infrared Motion-Activated Toilet Paper Dispenser, you'll wonder how you ever sliced bananas before the Hutzler Banana Slicer. Knives? Neanderthals used knives. This is the twenty-first century and important people on the go just don't have time to cut a banana One. Slice. At. A. Time. With the Hutzler banana slicer you get fast uniform slices that Neanderthals with their primitive "knives" could only dream about. Then you have the rest of the day free to do things like, cleaning the banana slicer. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews eport abuse Permalink Was this review helpful to you? Yes No, | El Comment
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