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>be an autistic incel >start visiting prostitutes >after the tenth or so visit I have become completely comfortable being around women, flirting with them and being touched by them (which used to freak me out) >end up finding a gf Why are prostitutes bad again?
>be an autistic incel >start visiting prostitutes >after the tenth or so visit I have become completely comfortable being around women, flirting with them and being touched by them (which used to freak me out) >end up finding a gf Why are prostitutes bad again?

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Anon misses the early 2000s | /r/Greentext

File: Owen-Wilson-Reveals-What-(...).jpg (2.98 MB, 1659x2000) □ Anonymous 06/05/23(Mon)08:44:07 No.185973798 [Reply] ► >watching 2000s comedy >broke slacker character constantly sleeps with beautiful women I miss this archetype
File: Owen-Wilson-Reveals-What-(...).jpg (2.98 MB, 1659x2000) □ Anonymous 06/05/23(Mon)08:44:07 No.185973798 [Reply] ► >watching 2000s comedy >broke slacker character constantly sleeps with beautiful women I miss this archetype

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Anon´s name is Sh*niqua | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)20:10:24 No.73551532 ✓ >>73551541 >>73551619 >>73551653 >>73551707 >>73551826 >>73552061 >>73552289 1 8 >>73551521 (OP) i'm not telling you my name, f-----. lol but it is a good name. probably the best name too. i should start asking people to guess my name, because i don't think i look like my name, thoughever 8 Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)20:11:48 No.73551541 >>73551576 >>73551849 >>73551532 Shut up, Shaniqua. Anonymous Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)20:18:56 No.73551619 ✓ >>73551626 >>73551849 Anonymous 8 Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)20:22:24 No.73551653 ✓ >>73551666 >>73551849 >>73551532 Nobody f------ cares shaniqua >>73551532 kill yourself shaniqua we're sick to death of you Anonymous Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)20:29:13 No.73551707 >>73551532 Lol is your name really shaniqua? That is so god damn ugly. You are so f------ ugly >73551820 >>73551849 Anonymous Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)20:44:35 No.73551826 >>73551849 >>73551532 ooooh, I wanna guess your name. Is it Shaniqua?
Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)20:10:24 No.73551532 ✓ >>73551541 >>73551619 >>73551653 >>73551707 >>73551826 >>73552061 >>73552289 1 8 >>73551521 (OP) i'm not telling you my name, f-----. lol but it is a good name. probably the best name too. i should start asking people to guess my name, because i don't think i look like my name, thoughever 8 Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)20:11:48 No.73551541 >>73551576 >>73551849 >>73551532 Shut up, Shaniqua. Anonymous Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)20:18:56 No.73551619 ✓ >>73551626 >>73551849 Anonymous 8 Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)20:22:24 No.73551653 ✓ >>73551666 >>73551849 >>73551532 Nobody f------ cares shaniqua >>73551532 kill yourself shaniqua we're sick to death of you Anonymous Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)20:29:13 No.73551707 >>73551532 Lol is your name really shaniqua? That is so god damn ugly. You are so f------ ugly >73551820 >>73551849 Anonymous Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)20:44:35 No.73551826 >>73551849 >>73551532 ooooh, I wanna guess your name. Is it Shaniqua?

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Anon feels a watery sensation up his butt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)18:41:17 No. 182809413 [Reply] ► >>182811226 >>182810733 >installed a toilet bidet >hooks up straight to the pipeage >drop my pants >test it out even though i dont need to poo >try out first level >"hmm ok" >turn the pressure up by one >"hey this is pretty good" >switch it to max setting >penetrates my a------ >watery s--- comes out for the next 10 seconds non stop >am still butt hurt two hours after >can feel my a------ not puckering >feel like i could s--- myself even at the slightest of farts w-- /int/ told me these things were good for you? Showing all replies
Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)18:41:17 No. 182809413 [Reply] ► >>182811226 >>182810733 >installed a toilet bidet >hooks up straight to the pipeage >drop my pants >test it out even though i dont need to poo >try out first level >"hmm ok" >turn the pressure up by one >"hey this is pretty good" >switch it to max setting >penetrates my a------ >watery s--- comes out for the next 10 seconds non stop >am still butt hurt two hours after >can feel my a------ not puckering >feel like i could s--- myself even at the slightest of farts w-- /int/ told me these things were good for you? Showing all replies

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Anon has a unhealthy relationship with alcohol | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What is your relationship with (...) 24 KB JPG 06/05/23 (Mon) 07:39:30 No.73565837 >Be me >Semi-alcoholic >Contract a stomach flu (viral gastroenteritis) >Diarrhea, cramps, headache and light headedness >Decide to get drunk on beer anyway >Start drinking at normal pace >Have to poop real bad >Poop out liquid poop >Discover my body is expelling liquid from binge drinking beer through diarrhea instead of urinating a lot like normal >A------ become irritated from pooping and wiping like 10 times I'm thinking this isn't a healthy relationship.
: Anonymous What is your relationship with (...) 24 KB JPG 06/05/23 (Mon) 07:39:30 No.73565837 >Be me >Semi-alcoholic >Contract a stomach flu (viral gastroenteritis) >Diarrhea, cramps, headache and light headedness >Decide to get drunk on beer anyway >Start drinking at normal pace >Have to poop real bad >Poop out liquid poop >Discover my body is expelling liquid from binge drinking beer through diarrhea instead of urinating a lot like normal >A------ become irritated from pooping and wiping like 10 times I'm thinking this isn't a healthy relationship.

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 100 KB PNG >Kiss her. >She aggressively pulls me in and kisses me, we make out for about a minute. >She sits there in silence. >Says "That was really unpleasant, can you just take me home?" >Fall for a girl. >Go on a date with her. Dude what the f---? : Anonymous 09/24/21 (Fri)08:25:37 No.863709057 >Drink a six pack, sitting on my car. >She takes off her glasses and tells me to kiss her. 5 Replies / 2 Images 9 KB PNG View Thread 09/24/21(Fri)08:44:37 No.863709798 >>863709057 (OP) #
: Anonymous 100 KB PNG >Kiss her. >She aggressively pulls me in and kisses me, we make out for about a minute. >She sits there in silence. >Says "That was really unpleasant, can you just take me home?" >Fall for a girl. >Go on a date with her. Dude what the f---? : Anonymous 09/24/21 (Fri)08:25:37 No.863709057 >Drink a six pack, sitting on my car. >She takes off her glasses and tells me to kiss her. 5 Replies / 2 Images 9 KB PNG View Thread 09/24/21(Fri)08:44:37 No.863709798 >>863709057 (OP) #

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Anon,is it really your fault? | /r/Greentext

File: SoyjakPointing.png (82 KB, 760x792) Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)07:47:26 No.73555447 >>73555450 >>73555475 >>73555513 >>73555599 >>73555795 >>73555854 >>73555931 >>73556092 >>73556227 >>73556318 >>73556694 >>73557064 >>73557829 >Everything wrong with your life is YOUR FAULT!!! True or false? >> Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)07:48:18 No.73555450▶ >>73556168 >>73556613 >>73555447 (OP) True. We can choose how to react to the circumstances we find ourselves in tomado occurred >> Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)07:51:21 No.73555475 ► >>73555447 (OP) You need two to tango. Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:28:01 No.73556091 File: 1671447330373779.png (101 KB, 640x640) >walking to work >get rained on >it's my fault that it rained Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:39:01 No.73556194 File: 1392867862220.png (10 KB, 500x500) Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:44:58 No.73556244 File: 1398239465380.jpg (23 KB, 446x362) >be driving home from work >car in front of me hits a pothole and loses control of vehicle >swerve out of the way but hit the guard rail >it's my fault the pothole was there O Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:34:27 No.73556153 File: 753219496.png (20 KB, 638x547) >be watching TV >random tornado comes out of nowhere >wrecks home, leaving it demolished >it's my fault the >be driving >sudden sinkhole >car gets caught in it >it's my fault the sinkhole appeared O Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:35:50 No.73556165 File: 1385902817792.png (12 KB, 400x400) >be stargazing >satellite falls from sky >it hits my home and kills entire family >it is my fault the satellite fell from the sky formed Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:42:56 No.73556223 File: 1398233503906.jpg (6 KB, 250x197) >be sitting him >sudden lightning storm develops without waming >lightning bolt hits the house and sets it on fire >it's all my fault the storm FU Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:41:14 No.73556215 >be sitting on my day off from work >undiscovered meteor lands in the middle of the ocean >creates a tsunami that will swallow most of the coast >it's my fault the meteor hit the planey Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)12:48:34 No.73558243 File: 31ruA1PYZ9L.jpg (15 KB, 368x500) >Be minding business at home on March 30,2017. >Basically has no idea about Club Penguin. >Club Penguin is kill. >It's my fault that Club Penguin shut down.
File: SoyjakPointing.png (82 KB, 760x792) Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)07:47:26 No.73555447 >>73555450 >>73555475 >>73555513 >>73555599 >>73555795 >>73555854 >>73555931 >>73556092 >>73556227 >>73556318 >>73556694 >>73557064 >>73557829 >Everything wrong with your life is YOUR FAULT!!! True or false? >> Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)07:48:18 No.73555450▶ >>73556168 >>73556613 >>73555447 (OP) True. We can choose how to react to the circumstances we find ourselves in tomado occurred >> Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)07:51:21 No.73555475 ► >>73555447 (OP) You need two to tango. Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:28:01 No.73556091 File: 1671447330373779.png (101 KB, 640x640) >walking to work >get rained on >it's my fault that it rained Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:39:01 No.73556194 File: 1392867862220.png (10 KB, 500x500) Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:44:58 No.73556244 File: 1398239465380.jpg (23 KB, 446x362) >be driving home from work >car in front of me hits a pothole and loses control of vehicle >swerve out of the way but hit the guard rail >it's my fault the pothole was there O Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:34:27 No.73556153 File: 753219496.png (20 KB, 638x547) >be watching TV >random tornado comes out of nowhere >wrecks home, leaving it demolished >it's my fault the >be driving >sudden sinkhole >car gets caught in it >it's my fault the sinkhole appeared O Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:35:50 No.73556165 File: 1385902817792.png (12 KB, 400x400) >be stargazing >satellite falls from sky >it hits my home and kills entire family >it is my fault the satellite fell from the sky formed Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:42:56 No.73556223 File: 1398233503906.jpg (6 KB, 250x197) >be sitting him >sudden lightning storm develops without waming >lightning bolt hits the house and sets it on fire >it's all my fault the storm FU Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:41:14 No.73556215 >be sitting on my day off from work >undiscovered meteor lands in the middle of the ocean >creates a tsunami that will swallow most of the coast >it's my fault the meteor hit the planey Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)12:48:34 No.73558243 File: 31ruA1PYZ9L.jpg (15 KB, 368x500) >Be minding business at home on March 30,2017. >Basically has no idea about Club Penguin. >Club Penguin is kill. >It's my fault that Club Penguin shut down.

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Femanon has a Reddit moderator boyfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.08 MB PNG 06/05/23 (Mon)10:44:14 No.73566850 > be me > femanon living with a neckbeard bf > my bf wont ever leave the house > never wants to be public with me > sits all day on his computer > Ask him whats so important > Im working all day long give me break femanon > he is a Reddit moderator and calls it work > we are currently running out of money and this has a toll on my mental health > I write my feelings down and send it to him, maybe he will understand. > left on read Am I cursed? It has gone 4 hours since he left me on read.
: Anonymous 1.08 MB PNG 06/05/23 (Mon)10:44:14 No.73566850 > be me > femanon living with a neckbeard bf > my bf wont ever leave the house > never wants to be public with me > sits all day on his computer > Ask him whats so important > Im working all day long give me break femanon > he is a Reddit moderator and calls it work > we are currently running out of money and this has a toll on my mental health > I write my feelings down and send it to him, maybe he will understand. > left on read Am I cursed? It has gone 4 hours since he left me on read.

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Anon seems to have morals?.. | /r/Greentext

>17 year old little sister and her cute friend are having a weekend long sleepover >Little sister gone out to buy some stuff, her friend's sleeping >I could easily r--- her friend at any moment but I'm not it's so hard bros why am i such a moralfag 139 KB JPG : Anonymous >parents out for a week on vacation 90 KB JPG 06/10/19(Mon)21:55:24 No.52849926 >>52849891 (OP) # why don't you just try flirting instead
>17 year old little sister and her cute friend are having a weekend long sleepover >Little sister gone out to buy some stuff, her friend's sleeping >I could easily r--- her friend at any moment but I'm not it's so hard bros why am i such a moralfag 139 KB JPG : Anonymous >parents out for a week on vacation 90 KB JPG 06/10/19(Mon)21:55:24 No.52849926 >>52849891 (OP) # why don't you just try flirting instead

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Anon have to guess the gender | /r/Greentext

>meet girl on website >she tells me how she isnt a girl >uh are you a trans or something? >no, im not a boy either >what are you then? 37 KB JPG >im not telling, you have to guess >mentally ill? >she instantly blocks me Felt good man. >>17578488 # >>17578540 # >>17578603 # >>17578622 # >>17578670 #
>meet girl on website >she tells me how she isnt a girl >uh are you a trans or something? >no, im not a boy either >what are you then? 37 KB JPG >im not telling, you have to guess >mentally ill? >she instantly blocks me Felt good man. >>17578488 # >>17578540 # >>17578603 # >>17578622 # >>17578670 #

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 04/23/21(Fri)03:17:05 No.63340724 >be me >decide to do a little trolling >register in a gay forum >ask for a hookup >a f-- sends me a message asking for my address >i give him the address of a random girl from my class >other f-- forum, other attempt >I ask for a hookup again >someone answers me, we chat a bit and we agree to meet >I tell him Im under 18 >he says he doesnt care and that I shouldnt tell anyone >we meet >Me and a friend already wait for him and beat the f--- out of this f-- >next f-- >send him to another city 200km away >after a few hours I get an angry message that hes been standing in front of the address I gave him for hours and nobodys letting him inside, calls me a coward, too shy to meet up and a "keyboard wanker"
: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 04/23/21(Fri)03:17:05 No.63340724 >be me >decide to do a little trolling >register in a gay forum >ask for a hookup >a f-- sends me a message asking for my address >i give him the address of a random girl from my class >other f-- forum, other attempt >I ask for a hookup again >someone answers me, we chat a bit and we agree to meet >I tell him Im under 18 >he says he doesnt care and that I shouldnt tell anyone >we meet >Me and a friend already wait for him and beat the f--- out of this f-- >next f-- >send him to another city 200km away >after a few hours I get an angry message that hes been standing in front of the address I gave him for hours and nobodys letting him inside, calls me a coward, too shy to meet up and a "keyboard wanker"

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Anon learning to skate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB JPEG 04/06/2023, 21:47:49 No.94371069 > be me > at the skatepark > practising my popshuv its > some pros roll up > casually lands kickflip back smith first try > i try to give a fist bump > guy doesn't realize > i land one popshuv after some failures > leave the park
Anonymous 28 KB JPEG 04/06/2023, 21:47:49 No.94371069 > be me > at the skatepark > practising my popshuv its > some pros roll up > casually lands kickflip back smith first try > i try to give a fist bump > guy doesn't realize > i land one popshuv after some failures > leave the park

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Anon makes a mod | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: wkArzBX1 Michael 08/16/22(Tue)01:42:35 No.391256211 @tghcookiemedia Someone made a mod for Spider-Man PC to turn the game homophobic... what the f---. What the actual f---. 1:32 AM Aug 15, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 28 2,173 Retweets 1,828 Quote Tweets 41.5K Likes C025D4EA-CCC2-4778-92C1-AB4F3059E578.jpg 550 KB JPG H-------- pol which one of yall did this I cant even anymore The gay community is already dealing with enough right now : Anonymous (ID: uL+B9Dlu 08/16/22(Tue)01:44:33 No.391256399 I don't see the difference? >>391256977 # >>391261258 # >>391261991 # >>391262059 # >>391264018 # >>391264384 # >>391264664 # >>391264712 # >>391265109 # >>391265208 # >>391265322 # >>391265378 # >>391265554 # >>391265622 # >>391265697 # >>391265716 # >>391265894 # >>391266052 # >>391266333 # >>391266389 # >>391266428 # >>391266623 # >>391266717 # >>391266756 # >>391267050 # >>391267528 # >>391267980 # >>391267981 # >>391268043 # >>391268404 # >>391268443 # >>391269558 # >>391269661 # >>391270120 # >>391270197 # >>391270254 # >>391270281 # >>391270377 # >>391270467 # >>391270921 # >>391271011 # >>391271547 # >>391271691 # >>391272068 # >>391272597 # >>391272775 # >>391272843 # >>391273073 # >>391273250 # >>391273326 # >>391273358 # >>391273628 # >>391273699 # >>391273739 # >>391273854 # >>391274146 # >>391274528 # >>391274891 # >>391274930 # >>391275451 # >>391275739 # >>391275770 # >>391275877 # >>391275912 # >>391276074 # >>391276775 # >>391276805 # >>391276932 # >>391276988 # >>391277021 # >>391277184 # >>391277198 # >>391277608 # >>391277645 # >>391277725 # >>391277999 # >>391278250 >>391278369 # >>391278541 # >>391278571 # >>391278799 # >>391278881 # >>391278897 # >>391278914 # >>391278965 # >>391278983 # >>391279260 # >>391279629 # >>391280645 # >>391280801 # >>391280807 # >>391280816 # >>391280828 # >>391281201 # >>391281728 # >>391282027 # >>391282194 # >>391282303 # >>391282545 # >>391282773 # >>391282898 # >>391282934 # >>391283053 # >>391283073 # >>391283222 # >>391283254 # >>391283347 # >>391283725 # >>391284671 # >>391284853 # >>391285304 # >>391285393 # >>391285629 # >>391285911 # >>391286144 # >>391286353 # >>391286452 # >>391286584 # >>391286644 # >>391287002 # >>391287026 # >>391287180 # >>391287345 # >>391287350 # >>391287393 # >>391288111 # >>391288132 # >>391288182 # >>391288322 # >>391288775 # >>391288796 # >>391288825 # >>391289437 # >>391289569 # >>391289751 # +90100004045 201300046 301000035 # ++201000036 201300500
: Anonymous (ID: wkArzBX1 Michael 08/16/22(Tue)01:42:35 No.391256211 @tghcookiemedia Someone made a mod for Spider-Man PC to turn the game homophobic... what the f---. What the actual f---. 1:32 AM Aug 15, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 28 2,173 Retweets 1,828 Quote Tweets 41.5K Likes C025D4EA-CCC2-4778-92C1-AB4F3059E578.jpg 550 KB JPG H-------- pol which one of yall did this I cant even anymore The gay community is already dealing with enough right now : Anonymous (ID: uL+B9Dlu 08/16/22(Tue)01:44:33 No.391256399 I don't see the difference? >>391256977 # >>391261258 # >>391261991 # >>391262059 # >>391264018 # >>391264384 # >>391264664 # >>391264712 # >>391265109 # >>391265208 # >>391265322 # >>391265378 # >>391265554 # >>391265622 # >>391265697 # >>391265716 # >>391265894 # >>391266052 # >>391266333 # >>391266389 # >>391266428 # >>391266623 # >>391266717 # >>391266756 # >>391267050 # >>391267528 # >>391267980 # >>391267981 # >>391268043 # >>391268404 # >>391268443 # >>391269558 # >>391269661 # >>391270120 # >>391270197 # >>391270254 # >>391270281 # >>391270377 # >>391270467 # >>391270921 # >>391271011 # >>391271547 # >>391271691 # >>391272068 # >>391272597 # >>391272775 # >>391272843 # >>391273073 # >>391273250 # >>391273326 # >>391273358 # >>391273628 # >>391273699 # >>391273739 # >>391273854 # >>391274146 # >>391274528 # >>391274891 # >>391274930 # >>391275451 # >>391275739 # >>391275770 # >>391275877 # >>391275912 # >>391276074 # >>391276775 # >>391276805 # >>391276932 # >>391276988 # >>391277021 # >>391277184 # >>391277198 # >>391277608 # >>391277645 # >>391277725 # >>391277999 # >>391278250 >>391278369 # >>391278541 # >>391278571 # >>391278799 # >>391278881 # >>391278897 # >>391278914 # >>391278965 # >>391278983 # >>391279260 # >>391279629 # >>391280645 # >>391280801 # >>391280807 # >>391280816 # >>391280828 # >>391281201 # >>391281728 # >>391282027 # >>391282194 # >>391282303 # >>391282545 # >>391282773 # >>391282898 # >>391282934 # >>391283053 # >>391283073 # >>391283222 # >>391283254 # >>391283347 # >>391283725 # >>391284671 # >>391284853 # >>391285304 # >>391285393 # >>391285629 # >>391285911 # >>391286144 # >>391286353 # >>391286452 # >>391286584 # >>391286644 # >>391287002 # >>391287026 # >>391287180 # >>391287345 # >>391287350 # >>391287393 # >>391288111 # >>391288132 # >>391288182 # >>391288322 # >>391288775 # >>391288796 # >>391288825 # >>391289437 # >>391289569 # >>391289751 # +90100004045 201300046 301000035 # ++201000036 201300500

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You can go your own way | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/12/23(Wed)00:57:11 No.72919805 >grow up with strict dad >pretty much the "no" parent >take an interest in motocross at a young age, dad tries to have stipulations and other b------- to frustrate me into not wanting to pursue hobbies >people tell me growing up that high school will be the best time of your life >think to myself "if this is supposed to be the peak of my life I may as well rope" >the opposite happens once I graduate 36 KB JPG >ffw to me being 19 years old, Dad realizes that me being an adult means I can make my own choices >past few months have been rough >unfairly fired from Lowe's, Grandpa and emotional support cat died 4 months apart >always thought that being in a relationship would fix everything >work on my kx100 to take my mind off things >after dating and ghosting a girl who bright up wedding rings on the first date I slowly realize that being single isn't actually all bad if I just pursue my hobbies and take care of myself >hear stories from friends about how they found their long time partners doing what they love and that it was unexpected >Realize after watching Eva that you keep going through hard times with the goal that things actually get better >gain the ability to view being single in a positive light without not wanting to be with a girl my life actually f------ improved substantially not moping about being single and not getting my d--- wet. Just don't worry about other people's lives and what they're doing, just do what makes you genuinely happy. I thought I'd share because I don't know how to tell people I know without sounding weird. Also thought that this advice would help other anons that are struggling.
Anonymous 04/12/23(Wed)00:57:11 No.72919805 >grow up with strict dad >pretty much the "no" parent >take an interest in motocross at a young age, dad tries to have stipulations and other b------- to frustrate me into not wanting to pursue hobbies >people tell me growing up that high school will be the best time of your life >think to myself "if this is supposed to be the peak of my life I may as well rope" >the opposite happens once I graduate 36 KB JPG >ffw to me being 19 years old, Dad realizes that me being an adult means I can make my own choices >past few months have been rough >unfairly fired from Lowe's, Grandpa and emotional support cat died 4 months apart >always thought that being in a relationship would fix everything >work on my kx100 to take my mind off things >after dating and ghosting a girl who bright up wedding rings on the first date I slowly realize that being single isn't actually all bad if I just pursue my hobbies and take care of myself >hear stories from friends about how they found their long time partners doing what they love and that it was unexpected >Realize after watching Eva that you keep going through hard times with the goal that things actually get better >gain the ability to view being single in a positive light without not wanting to be with a girl my life actually f------ improved substantially not moping about being single and not getting my d--- wet. Just don't worry about other people's lives and what they're doing, just do what makes you genuinely happy. I thought I'd share because I don't know how to tell people I know without sounding weird. Also thought that this advice would help other anons that are struggling.

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Anon shits his guts out | /r/Greentext

MRE MENU D PORK RIB Anonymous 07/11/17 (Tue)01:30:54 No.738522955 [Reply] Greentext thread I'll start >Be me >Be 17 >Brother comes back from Iraq >Brings home a bunch of pork rib MRE's (Basically military rations) >Tells me to try some >Looks disgusting >Try it >notbad.png >eat 3 bags >Worst mistake of my life >Next day >My stomach makes the loudest whale call I've ever heard >somethingsnotright.jpg >Book it to bathroom >A tactical shitstrike was eminent >Pull down pants an slap my ass down on the toilet >Let out a huge fart that sounded like a 30mm Gatling gun PPPFPPFPFFRRRRRRRRTTRTRTT.mp3 >Turd starts to budge >The agony >Attempt to force out the massive log that took refuge in my rectum >nothing >Push with the force of 2 US army Sherman tanks >Nada >Utter a legit battlecry to get my diaphragm to push with enough force >Brother sitting in the other room >Audible keks >A------ expanding to sizes beyond human understanding > Tears in my eyes >Feel the sharpest pain ever experienced by man >Hear massive "KER-PLUNK" in the toilet followed by a loose, wet fart >itsdone.exe >Scared to look into toilet >For when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back >It had the length and width of a can of Monster energy drink >Can hardly stand up >Walk out of the bathroom after experiencing the most violent r--- >Tears in my eyes, and visibly exhausted >My brother's sides are in orbit How do people eat that s---
MRE MENU D PORK RIB Anonymous 07/11/17 (Tue)01:30:54 No.738522955 [Reply] Greentext thread I'll start >Be me >Be 17 >Brother comes back from Iraq >Brings home a bunch of pork rib MRE's (Basically military rations) >Tells me to try some >Looks disgusting >Try it >notbad.png >eat 3 bags >Worst mistake of my life >Next day >My stomach makes the loudest whale call I've ever heard >somethingsnotright.jpg >Book it to bathroom >A tactical shitstrike was eminent >Pull down pants an slap my ass down on the toilet >Let out a huge fart that sounded like a 30mm Gatling gun PPPFPPFPFFRRRRRRRRTTRTRTT.mp3 >Turd starts to budge >The agony >Attempt to force out the massive log that took refuge in my rectum >nothing >Push with the force of 2 US army Sherman tanks >Nada >Utter a legit battlecry to get my diaphragm to push with enough force >Brother sitting in the other room >Audible keks >A------ expanding to sizes beyond human understanding > Tears in my eyes >Feel the sharpest pain ever experienced by man >Hear massive "KER-PLUNK" in the toilet followed by a loose, wet fart >itsdone.exe >Scared to look into toilet >For when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back >It had the length and width of a can of Monster energy drink >Can hardly stand up >Walk out of the bathroom after experiencing the most violent r--- >Tears in my eyes, and visibly exhausted >My brother's sides are in orbit How do people eat that s---

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Anon Is Fit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 325 KB JPG 06/04/23(Sun)15:26:13 No.71174963 >be me >never approach women >become /fit/ >still don't approach women >instead they make the first move why is lifting so based?
: Anonymous 325 KB JPG 06/04/23(Sun)15:26:13 No.71174963 >be me >never approach women >become /fit/ >still don't approach women >instead they make the first move why is lifting so based?

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Anon Takes A Selfie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 353 KB PNG 06/04/23(Sun)16:56:53 No.73561384 >Look good >Take a selfie >I look like a retard
: Anonymous 353 KB PNG 06/04/23(Sun)16:56:53 No.73561384 >Look good >Take a selfie >I look like a retard

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Anon gets sucked off...... | /r/Greentext

Moskiito suki sukii >Stumbling home drunk from a party >Stop by a tree to take a leak >As I whip out my d--- a mosquito lands on it and starts sucking it >Instant r----------- from thought of someone sucking my knob >Mosquito f------ explodes from the blood bursting into my mighty sword >Basically got laid
Moskiito suki sukii >Stumbling home drunk from a party >Stop by a tree to take a leak >As I whip out my d--- a mosquito lands on it and starts sucking it >Instant r----------- from thought of someone sucking my knob >Mosquito f------ explodes from the blood bursting into my mighty sword >Basically got laid

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Anon thinks Hunter Biden is based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Dnl/kqd2) >be Hunter 78 KB JPG 10/24/20(Sat)22:20:32 No.284621428 >rich >handsome >6'2" >8x6 monster c--- >can get a job anywhere he wants >travels the world >5 white kids >has f----- the tightest, best p---- he can find in every major city on planet Earth What the f--- were these leaks supposed to do, make Trump supporters commit suicide?
: Anonymous (ID: Dnl/kqd2) >be Hunter 78 KB JPG 10/24/20(Sat)22:20:32 No.284621428 >rich >handsome >6'2" >8x6 monster c--- >can get a job anywhere he wants >travels the world >5 white kids >has f----- the tightest, best p---- he can find in every major city on planet Earth What the f--- were these leaks supposed to do, make Trump supporters commit suicide?

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Anons discuss economics | /r/Greentext

File: half of americans can't a(...).png (91 KB, 627x563) Nearly half of American workers don't earn enough to afford a one- bedroom rental >> About one in seven Americans fell behind on rent payments as housing costs continued to increase during the pandemic by Andrew Witherspoon and Alvin Chang Nearly half of American workers do not earn enough to rent a one-bedroom apartment, according to new data. Rents in the US continued to increase through the pandemic, and a worker now needs to earn about $20.40 an hour to afford a modest one-bedroom rental. The median wage in the US is about $21 an hour. Anonymous (ID: ONQKcp+p) 06/03/23(Sat)22:35:11 No.429358162 >>429358468 >>429358690 >Rents go up >Wages don't go up >shockedpikachu.jpg >>429359069 >>429359243 >>429359540 >>429364222 >>429364294 >>429364520 >>429364618 >>429365130 >>429365546 >>429365965 >>429365976 >>429366218 >>429366679 >>429367596 >>429369960 >>429370105 >>429370630 >>429371733 >>429372048 >>429372125 >Oh great leader! We can't afford to live in this country anymore? Help us! >Okay, how about we make it more illegal to mention jews! Supply & Demand (ID: YGPn+ysp) 06/03/23(Sat)22:51:41 No.429359243 >>429358162 (OP) >Making housing difficult and expensive to build >Import tens of millions of people
File: half of americans can't a(...).png (91 KB, 627x563) Nearly half of American workers don't earn enough to afford a one- bedroom rental >> About one in seven Americans fell behind on rent payments as housing costs continued to increase during the pandemic by Andrew Witherspoon and Alvin Chang Nearly half of American workers do not earn enough to rent a one-bedroom apartment, according to new data. Rents in the US continued to increase through the pandemic, and a worker now needs to earn about $20.40 an hour to afford a modest one-bedroom rental. The median wage in the US is about $21 an hour. Anonymous (ID: ONQKcp+p) 06/03/23(Sat)22:35:11 No.429358162 >>429358468 >>429358690 >Rents go up >Wages don't go up >shockedpikachu.jpg >>429359069 >>429359243 >>429359540 >>429364222 >>429364294 >>429364520 >>429364618 >>429365130 >>429365546 >>429365965 >>429365976 >>429366218 >>429366679 >>429367596 >>429369960 >>429370105 >>429370630 >>429371733 >>429372048 >>429372125 >Oh great leader! We can't afford to live in this country anymore? Help us! >Okay, how about we make it more illegal to mention jews! Supply & Demand (ID: YGPn+ysp) 06/03/23(Sat)22:51:41 No.429359243 >>429358162 (OP) >Making housing difficult and expensive to build >Import tens of millions of people

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