Meme Encyclopedia

Popular right now

Fukouna Shoujo 03

Fukouna Shoujo 03

7 years ago

Italian Brainrot / AI Italian Animals image and meme examples.

Italian Brainrot Animals

Mateus Lima • about a month ago

Tralalero Tralala meme example.

Tralalero Tralala

Sakshi Rakshale

Sakshi Rakshale • 2 months ago

Test Horse Race / Horse Racing Tests game image example.

Horse Race Tests

Owen Carry • 14 days ago

Tung Tung Tung Sahur meme image examples.

Tung Tung Tung Sahur

Sakshi Rakshale

Sakshi Rakshale • about a month ago

Know Your Meme is the property of Literally Media ©2024 Literally Media. All Rights Reserved.

Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)18:41:17 No. 182809413 [Reply] ► >>182811226 >>182810733 >installed a toilet bidet >hooks up straight to the pipeage >drop my pants >test it out even though i dont need to poo >try out first level >"hmm ok" >turn the pressure up by one >"hey this is pretty good" >switch it to max setting >penetrates my a------ >watery s--- comes out for the next 10 seconds non stop >am still butt hurt two hours after >can feel my a------ not puckering >feel like i could s--- myself even at the slightest of farts w-- /int/ told me these things were good for you? Showing all replies

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (1001px x 396px)

File size: 142 KB

HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

View All 45,734 Images

More:

Anon has a unhealthy relationship with alcohol | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What is your relationship with (...) 24 KB JPG 06/05/23 (Mon) 07:39:30 No.73565837 >Be me >Semi-alcoholic >Contract a stomach flu (viral gastroenteritis) >Diarrhea, cramps, headache and light headedness >Decide to get drunk on beer anyway >Start drinking at normal pace >Have to poop real bad >Poop out liquid poop >Discover my body is expelling liquid from binge drinking beer through diarrhea instead of urinating a lot like normal >A------ become irritated from pooping and wiping like 10 times I'm thinking this isn't a healthy relationship.

Pin

Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 100 KB PNG >Kiss her. >She aggressively pulls me in and kisses me, we make out for about a minute. >She sits there in silence. >Says "That was really unpleasant, can you just take me home?" >Fall for a girl. >Go on a date with her. Dude what the f---? : Anonymous 09/24/21 (Fri)08:25:37 No.863709057 >Drink a six pack, sitting on my car. >She takes off her glasses and tells me to kiss her. 5 Replies / 2 Images 9 KB PNG View Thread 09/24/21(Fri)08:44:37 No.863709798 >>863709057 (OP) #

Pin

Anon,is it really your fault? | /r/Greentext

File: SoyjakPointing.png (82 KB, 760x792) Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)07:47:26 No.73555447 >>73555450 >>73555475 >>73555513 >>73555599 >>73555795 >>73555854 >>73555931 >>73556092 >>73556227 >>73556318 >>73556694 >>73557064 >>73557829 >Everything wrong with your life is YOUR FAULT!!! True or false? >> Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)07:48:18 No.73555450▶ >>73556168 >>73556613 >>73555447 (OP) True. We can choose how to react to the circumstances we find ourselves in tomado occurred >> Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)07:51:21 No.73555475 ► >>73555447 (OP) You need two to tango. Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:28:01 No.73556091 File: 1671447330373779.png (101 KB, 640x640) >walking to work >get rained on >it's my fault that it rained Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:39:01 No.73556194 File: 1392867862220.png (10 KB, 500x500) Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:44:58 No.73556244 File: 1398239465380.jpg (23 KB, 446x362) >be driving home from work >car in front of me hits a pothole and loses control of vehicle >swerve out of the way but hit the guard rail >it's my fault the pothole was there O Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:34:27 No.73556153 File: 753219496.png (20 KB, 638x547) >be watching TV >random tornado comes out of nowhere >wrecks home, leaving it demolished >it's my fault the >be driving >sudden sinkhole >car gets caught in it >it's my fault the sinkhole appeared O Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:35:50 No.73556165 File: 1385902817792.png (12 KB, 400x400) >be stargazing >satellite falls from sky >it hits my home and kills entire family >it is my fault the satellite fell from the sky formed Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:42:56 No.73556223 File: 1398233503906.jpg (6 KB, 250x197) >be sitting him >sudden lightning storm develops without waming >lightning bolt hits the house and sets it on fire >it's all my fault the storm FU Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)09:41:14 No.73556215 >be sitting on my day off from work >undiscovered meteor lands in the middle of the ocean >creates a tsunami that will swallow most of the coast >it's my fault the meteor hit the planey Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)12:48:34 No.73558243 File: 31ruA1PYZ9L.jpg (15 KB, 368x500) >Be minding business at home on March 30,2017. >Basically has no idea about Club Penguin. >Club Penguin is kill. >It's my fault that Club Penguin shut down.

Pin

Femanon has a Reddit moderator boyfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.08 MB PNG 06/05/23 (Mon)10:44:14 No.73566850 > be me > femanon living with a neckbeard bf > my bf wont ever leave the house > never wants to be public with me > sits all day on his computer > Ask him whats so important > Im working all day long give me break femanon > he is a Reddit moderator and calls it work > we are currently running out of money and this has a toll on my mental health > I write my feelings down and send it to him, maybe he will understand. > left on read Am I cursed? It has gone 4 hours since he left me on read.

Pin

Anon seems to have morals?.. | /r/Greentext

>17 year old little sister and her cute friend are having a weekend long sleepover >Little sister gone out to buy some stuff, her friend's sleeping >I could easily r--- her friend at any moment but I'm not it's so hard bros why am i such a moralfag 139 KB JPG : Anonymous >parents out for a week on vacation 90 KB JPG 06/10/19(Mon)21:55:24 No.52849926 >>52849891 (OP) # why don't you just try flirting instead

Pin

Anon have to guess the gender | /r/Greentext

>meet girl on website >she tells me how she isnt a girl >uh are you a trans or something? >no, im not a boy either >what are you then? 37 KB JPG >im not telling, you have to guess >mentally ill? >she instantly blocks me Felt good man. >>17578488 # >>17578540 # >>17578603 # >>17578622 # >>17578670 #

Pin

Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 04/23/21(Fri)03:17:05 No.63340724 >be me >decide to do a little trolling >register in a gay forum >ask for a hookup >a f-- sends me a message asking for my address >i give him the address of a random girl from my class >other f-- forum, other attempt >I ask for a hookup again >someone answers me, we chat a bit and we agree to meet >I tell him Im under 18 >he says he doesnt care and that I shouldnt tell anyone >we meet >Me and a friend already wait for him and beat the f--- out of this f-- >next f-- >send him to another city 200km away >after a few hours I get an angry message that hes been standing in front of the address I gave him for hours and nobodys letting him inside, calls me a coward, too shy to meet up and a "keyboard wanker"

Pin

Anon learning to skate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB JPEG 04/06/2023, 21:47:49 No.94371069 > be me > at the skatepark > practising my popshuv its > some pros roll up > casually lands kickflip back smith first try > i try to give a fist bump > guy doesn't realize > i land one popshuv after some failures > leave the park

Pin

Anon makes a mod | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: wkArzBX1 Michael 08/16/22(Tue)01:42:35 No.391256211 @tghcookiemedia Someone made a mod for Spider-Man PC to turn the game homophobic... what the f---. What the actual f---. 1:32 AM Aug 15, 2022 Twitter for iPhone 28 2,173 Retweets 1,828 Quote Tweets 41.5K Likes C025D4EA-CCC2-4778-92C1-AB4F3059E578.jpg 550 KB JPG H-------- pol which one of yall did this I cant even anymore The gay community is already dealing with enough right now : Anonymous (ID: uL+B9Dlu 08/16/22(Tue)01:44:33 No.391256399 I don't see the difference? >>391256977 # >>391261258 # >>391261991 # >>391262059 # >>391264018 # >>391264384 # >>391264664 # >>391264712 # >>391265109 # >>391265208 # >>391265322 # >>391265378 # >>391265554 # >>391265622 # >>391265697 # >>391265716 # >>391265894 # >>391266052 # >>391266333 # >>391266389 # >>391266428 # >>391266623 # >>391266717 # >>391266756 # >>391267050 # >>391267528 # >>391267980 # >>391267981 # >>391268043 # >>391268404 # >>391268443 # >>391269558 # >>391269661 # >>391270120 # >>391270197 # >>391270254 # >>391270281 # >>391270377 # >>391270467 # >>391270921 # >>391271011 # >>391271547 # >>391271691 # >>391272068 # >>391272597 # >>391272775 # >>391272843 # >>391273073 # >>391273250 # >>391273326 # >>391273358 # >>391273628 # >>391273699 # >>391273739 # >>391273854 # >>391274146 # >>391274528 # >>391274891 # >>391274930 # >>391275451 # >>391275739 # >>391275770 # >>391275877 # >>391275912 # >>391276074 # >>391276775 # >>391276805 # >>391276932 # >>391276988 # >>391277021 # >>391277184 # >>391277198 # >>391277608 # >>391277645 # >>391277725 # >>391277999 # >>391278250 >>391278369 # >>391278541 # >>391278571 # >>391278799 # >>391278881 # >>391278897 # >>391278914 # >>391278965 # >>391278983 # >>391279260 # >>391279629 # >>391280645 # >>391280801 # >>391280807 # >>391280816 # >>391280828 # >>391281201 # >>391281728 # >>391282027 # >>391282194 # >>391282303 # >>391282545 # >>391282773 # >>391282898 # >>391282934 # >>391283053 # >>391283073 # >>391283222 # >>391283254 # >>391283347 # >>391283725 # >>391284671 # >>391284853 # >>391285304 # >>391285393 # >>391285629 # >>391285911 # >>391286144 # >>391286353 # >>391286452 # >>391286584 # >>391286644 # >>391287002 # >>391287026 # >>391287180 # >>391287345 # >>391287350 # >>391287393 # >>391288111 # >>391288132 # >>391288182 # >>391288322 # >>391288775 # >>391288796 # >>391288825 # >>391289437 # >>391289569 # >>391289751 # +90100004045 201300046 301000035 # ++201000036 201300500

Pin

You can go your own way | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/12/23(Wed)00:57:11 No.72919805 >grow up with strict dad >pretty much the "no" parent >take an interest in motocross at a young age, dad tries to have stipulations and other b------- to frustrate me into not wanting to pursue hobbies >people tell me growing up that high school will be the best time of your life >think to myself "if this is supposed to be the peak of my life I may as well rope" >the opposite happens once I graduate 36 KB JPG >ffw to me being 19 years old, Dad realizes that me being an adult means I can make my own choices >past few months have been rough >unfairly fired from Lowe's, Grandpa and emotional support cat died 4 months apart >always thought that being in a relationship would fix everything >work on my kx100 to take my mind off things >after dating and ghosting a girl who bright up wedding rings on the first date I slowly realize that being single isn't actually all bad if I just pursue my hobbies and take care of myself >hear stories from friends about how they found their long time partners doing what they love and that it was unexpected >Realize after watching Eva that you keep going through hard times with the goal that things actually get better >gain the ability to view being single in a positive light without not wanting to be with a girl my life actually f------ improved substantially not moping about being single and not getting my d--- wet. Just don't worry about other people's lives and what they're doing, just do what makes you genuinely happy. I thought I'd share because I don't know how to tell people I know without sounding weird. Also thought that this advice would help other anons that are struggling.

Pin

Anon shits his guts out | /r/Greentext

MRE MENU D PORK RIB Anonymous 07/11/17 (Tue)01:30:54 No.738522955 [Reply] Greentext thread I'll start >Be me >Be 17 >Brother comes back from Iraq >Brings home a bunch of pork rib MRE's (Basically military rations) >Tells me to try some >Looks disgusting >Try it >notbad.png >eat 3 bags >Worst mistake of my life >Next day >My stomach makes the loudest whale call I've ever heard >somethingsnotright.jpg >Book it to bathroom >A tactical shitstrike was eminent >Pull down pants an slap my ass down on the toilet >Let out a huge fart that sounded like a 30mm Gatling gun PPPFPPFPFFRRRRRRRRTTRTRTT.mp3 >Turd starts to budge >The agony >Attempt to force out the massive log that took refuge in my rectum >nothing >Push with the force of 2 US army Sherman tanks >Nada >Utter a legit battlecry to get my diaphragm to push with enough force >Brother sitting in the other room >Audible keks >A------ expanding to sizes beyond human understanding > Tears in my eyes >Feel the sharpest pain ever experienced by man >Hear massive "KER-PLUNK" in the toilet followed by a loose, wet fart >itsdone.exe >Scared to look into toilet >For when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back >It had the length and width of a can of Monster energy drink >Can hardly stand up >Walk out of the bathroom after experiencing the most violent r--- >Tears in my eyes, and visibly exhausted >My brother's sides are in orbit How do people eat that s---

Pin

Anon Is Fit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 325 KB JPG 06/04/23(Sun)15:26:13 No.71174963 >be me >never approach women >become /fit/ >still don't approach women >instead they make the first move why is lifting so based?

Pin

0

Greentext Stories - Anon feels a watery sensation up his butt | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)18:41:17 No. 182809413 [Reply] ► >>182811226 >>182810733 >installed a toilet bidet >hooks up straight to the pipeage >drop my pants >test it out even though i dont need to poo >try out first level >"hmm ok" >turn the pressure up by one >"hey this is pretty good" >switch it to max setting >penetrates my a------ >watery s--- comes out for the next 10 seconds non stop >am still butt hurt two hours after >can feel my a------ not puckering >feel like i could s--- myself even at the slightest of farts w-- /int/ told me these things were good for you? Showing all replies

View Gallery Random Image

+ Add a Comment

Comments (0)

There are no comments currently available.

Display Comments

Image Details

201 views (2 from today)

Uploaded Jun 05, 2023 at 07:25AM EDT

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/600/698/a4e.png!

Today's Top Image Galleries

My Little Pony characters

My Little Pony

Merrivius Elf and Human Comics example panels.

Merrivius Elf and Human Comics

Test Horse Race / Horse Racing Tests game image example.

Horse Race Tests

anisa jomhas onlyfans meme with idubbz of her in a low-cut tank-top captioned BABE ITS 4PM TIME FOR MY ONLYFANS PHOTOSHOOT and a picture of a dumbfounded iDubbz saying YES HONEY implying very simp like behavior

Anisa Jomha's OnlyFans

Encyclopedia	Media	Editorials	More
Cultures Events People Sites Subcultures Submit	Episodes Images Images Trending Images Templates Upload an Image Videos Videos Trending Upload an Video	News Explainers Collections Interviews In the Media White Papers Behind the Scenes Meme Review Poll Meme Insider Insights	Meme Insider Magazine Meme Store Forums Our Story Staff Contact Credits Site Rules Guidelines and Policies The Style Guide

Legal Information: Know Your Meme ® is a trademark of Literally Media Ltd . By using this site, you are agreeing by the site's terms of use and privacy policy and DMCA policy .

© 2007-2025 Literally Media Ltd.

KYM instagram

KYM tiktok

KYM youtube

KYM discord

KYM discord

Legal Information: Know Your Meme ® is a trademark of Literally Media Ltd . By using this site, you are agreeing by the site's terms of use and privacy policy and DMCA policy .

© 2007-2025 Literally Media Ltd.