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![MRE MENU D PORK RIB Anonymous 07/11/17 (Tue)01:30:54 No.738522955 [Reply] Greentext thread I'll start >Be me >Be 17 >Brother comes back from Iraq >Brings home a bunch of pork rib MRE's (Basically military rations) >Tells me to try some >Looks disgusting >Try it >notbad.png >eat 3 bags >Worst mistake of my life >Next day >My stomach makes the loudest whale call I've ever heard >somethingsnotright.jpg >Book it to bathroom >A tactical shitstrike was eminent >Pull down pants an slap my ass down on the toilet >Let out a huge fart that sounded like a 30mm Gatling gun PPPFPPFPFFRRRRRRRRTTRTRTT.mp3 >Turd starts to budge >The agony >Attempt to force out the massive log that took refuge in my rectum >nothing >Push with the force of 2 US army Sherman tanks >Nada >Utter a legit battlecry to get my diaphragm to push with enough force >Brother sitting in the other room >Audible keks >A------ expanding to sizes beyond human understanding > Tears in my eyes >Feel the sharpest pain ever experienced by man >Hear massive "KER-PLUNK" in the toilet followed by a loose, wet fart >itsdone.exe >Scared to look into toilet >For when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back >It had the length and width of a can of Monster energy drink >Can hardly stand up >Walk out of the bathroom after experiencing the most violent r--- >Tears in my eyes, and visibly exhausted >My brother's sides are in orbit How do people eat that s---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/600/583/f07.jpg "Anon s---- his guts out | /r/Greentext")
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![WHAT THE F--- AMI READING Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)08:02:02 No.70927940 [Reply] >>70928593 >>7092 >tfw friends had a c--- measuring contest and i came in dead last im not doing ok bros FEMALE AMATORY 3 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)08:47:21 No.70928218 Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)08:50:41 No.70928235 >>70928331 >>70929296 File: 1654176530079.png (526 KB, 1000x982) Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)09:02:43 No.70928331 File: what_the_fuck_am_1_reading.jpg (68 KB, 600x600) his skin >cleaned up and never talked about it again I'm a virgin besides that experience >did this in high school and came in first >we all had our d---- out and everyone came to touch mine >they used a glove so it wouldn't count as gay >ended up getting jacked off by the guy with the smallest d--- >came all over the glove and some got on >>70928235 >came all over the glove and some got on his skin Anonymous 11/10/22 (Thu)09:38:36 No.70928593 >>70927940 (OP) >Showing your hard d--- to all your friends Very straight.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/475/885/31f.png "Anons had contests with friends | /r/Greentext")
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