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c ac Upon his arrival to Sesame Street the Robotic Engineer immediately senses that his Sentry and Dispenser is being sapped by a enemy Spy.

c ac Upon his arrival to Sesame Street the Robotic Engineer immediately senses that his Sentry and Dispenser is being sapped by a enemy Spy.

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Elmo will visit you in your dreams

Having killed the Tooth Fairy with a badminton racket, Elmo inherits her treasures and goes mad with power

Having killed the Tooth Fairy with a badminton racket, Elmo inherits her treasures and goes mad with power

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Damn Oscar, chill out with your evil schemes!

Slimey thinks he will be in for another action packed episode of Trash Gordon. Oscar, however, plans on reading him the entire Bee Movie script.

Slimey thinks he will be in for another action packed episode of Trash Gordon. Oscar, however, plans on reading him the entire Bee Movie script.

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And then, they laughed at his shit child Joel trying to get boobs for 30th time.

Kermit's attempt at leading a group of far-right racial purists ends predictably when they turn on him for being green.

Kermit's attempt at leading a group of far-right racial purists ends predictably when they turn on him for being green.

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"Cocaine is a heluva drug" -Rick James

When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure

When Elmo's urine sample begins to sing about the importance of drinking water, he realizes that the cocaine he got from Tampa was probably less than 100% pure

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Rebelion

Cookie Monster is mad! Instead of being his sex slave, his clone has already gotten 3 degrees and is lecturing him on cookies having high levels of trans fats

Cookie Monster is mad! Instead of being his sex slave, his clone has already gotten 3 degrees and is lecturing him on cookies having high levels of trans fats

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His smile and optimism: gone

When Big Bird had ordered escorts with big honkers, he didn't get what he expected

When Big Bird had ordered escorts with big honkers, he didn't get what he expected

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"You gotta eat soap and shit bubbles!"

Having consumed every Tide Pod in the crate, Ernie cannot stop s------- foam

Having consumed every Tide Pod in the crate, Ernie cannot stop s------- foam

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And Bert decided to put the gang together again

KI This was the seventh time irn three weeks they have had tea and crumpets in the park. Bert remembers when he and Ernie would sneak into rock concerts, beat up rich teens for their drugs and end up double teaming a seven foot tall bouncer in the toilet stalls well before midnight. Where did his life go?

KI This was the seventh time irn three weeks they have had tea and crumpets in the park. Bert remembers when he and Ernie would sneak into rock concerts, beat up rich teens for their drugs and end up double teaming a seven foot tall bouncer in the toilet stalls well before midnight. Where did his life go?

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Bert and Ernie argue which fetish is more degenerate

Humongous Duckies Humongous Pigeons Bert and Ernie argue which fetish is more degenerate.

Humongous Duckies Humongous Pigeons Bert and Ernie argue which fetish is more degenerate.

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LUL

Big Bird interupts Phil Collins on stage to inform him and the audience that Genesis was better with Peter Gabriel.

Big Bird interupts Phil Collins on stage to inform him and the audience that Genesis was better with Peter Gabriel.

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opressed and underprivileged

Gordon uses visual aid to explains to Elmo how opressed and underprivileged he iS.

Gordon uses visual aid to explains to Elmo how opressed and underprivileged he iS.

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I've won but at what cost

Ernie begins to ponder what he had to gain by murdering the DreamWorks kid.

Ernie begins to ponder what he had to gain by murdering the DreamWorks kid.

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Meth: not even once

OMNEY se Stt mericas Come political protestor. Little did he know, Romney hadn't ran in over five years. The drugs had fully taken him. After going completely sideways on methamphetamine, big bird becomes a

OMNEY se Stt mericas Come political protestor. Little did he know, Romney hadn't ran in over five years. The drugs had fully taken him. After going completely sideways on methamphetamine, big bird becomes a

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Frank Checked Eight Times to See if this Was in the Right Gallery this Time

Big Bird is p----- that a Black man can wear the afro but he can't.

Big Bird is p----- that a Black man can wear the afro but he can't.

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Elmo is a Carnist

Elmo strangles a rabbit for sustenance.

Elmo strangles a rabbit for sustenance.

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