At first Cookie Monster was confused why he was sent to hell by God, but then he realized that the sinners had all been turned into cookies. He wasn't being punished, he was the punishment.

Share Pin Download More

cookie monster cookies hell god me irl me_irl

Origin Entry: Bertstrips

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1125px x 1197px)

File size: 86.1 KB

I f------ hate the minions.

After seeing a real life echidna for the first time, Cookie Monster and Abby Cadabby agreed to sue the s--- out of Sega for false advertisement from being misled by Knuckles.

Pretty sure this is the origin of Baby Natasha's suffering in Bertstrips.

View All 1,056 Images

Load 10 Comments

Moar:

No one asked

Grover shows a picture of who the f--- asked

Pin

Bert plays a wizard.

Do you know what casting a Fireball spell sounds like Ernie? It roars like a dragon, a fiery God purging everything in its path. Keep casting, one after another, and the WHOOSH-BOOM drowns out everything else. Focus on the noise and you can almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time you're out of spell slots, everything's over, even the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch. You see Ernie, it's not the noise that keeps me awake at night. It's the silence.

Pin

'Stop the Count' wasn't referring to the election. All those characters who aren't on the show anymore had to go somewhere.

Benny Rabbit, Bruno the Trashman, Don Music, Roosevelt Franklin, Betty Lou, Murray, Biff and Sull and Harvey Kneeslapper are just some of The Count's victims

Pin

He never took Kermit replacing him very well...

Yes Nigel, that conductor of the orchestra we see in every episode of The Muppet Show and a frequent background character in some of the Muppet movies was originally conceived as the host of the show and was the host in the pilot episode The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence, but it was felt he was too dull and it was suggested to make Kermit, an already established and popular character, the lead. Ever since finding that out I've wondered if that would eventually take its toll on his psyche and he'd eventually snap.

Pin

Elmo Knows What You Did With That Hooker

Elmo was a skilled Peeping Tom

Pin

Somebody Once Told Me...

Oscar suddenly realized what p---- parody he signed up for once he hears Smash Mouth

Pin

Horror story of....cookie monster

Cookie Monster screams in horror as Elmo's trip on bath salts takes a turn for the worse

Pin

No man should have all that power

Ernie has technologically surpassed the N-Word-Pass and created the N-Word-Portal. Grover's heart trembles with fear, as he cannot fathom what lies beyond. Not even Ernie knows.

Pin

Meanwhile in alternative universe without COVID-19...

Telly and Oscar have a hard time watching Cuties in a movie theater due to all the loud moaning and fapping noises from the other moviegoers.

Pin

"It's like my father always said, every stable marriage is built on lies and alcohol."

"So then my wife showed me her c--- and I was like 'H--------! How did I not notice that?!' and that's when I realized she was right and l've been drunk for basically our whole marriage."

Pin

Stay away from the zoomer and its unfunny memes

Pin

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die

SESAME WORXSKOP EOX NEWS MEAN DVD WARNING: EARLY SESAME SIREETS STREET EPISODES NOT FOR KIDS -channel Cookie Monster used to be known as "cooking monster" for his prolific meth distribution.

Pin

+116

Bertstrips - Cookie Monster goes to Hell

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

At first Cookie Monster was confused why he was sent to hell by God, but then he realized that the sinners had all been turned into cookies. He wasn't being punished, he was the punishment.

View Gallery Random Image

Top Comments

Imperial Nose Lord

Imperial Nose Lord

Dec 02, 2020 at 10:04AM EST

"They called him… The Cookie Slayer."

+44

Potato Therapy

Potato Therapy

Dec 02, 2020 at 09:22AM EST in reply to tino768

Over 7 billion people on the planet with more than half of that having access to the internet, i'm sure someone has that kind of fetish.

+27

+ Add a Comment

Comments (10)

Display Comments

Image Details

11,554 views (7 from today)

Uploaded Dec 02, 2020 at 12:34AM EST

Origin Entry

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Lugamo

Archivist & Commentator & Collection Butler

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/953/827/ff0.jpg!

Today's Top Image Galleries

Two edits of JD Vance

J.D. Vance Face Edits

Spooky Pokemon trainer

Hex Maniac

Merrivius Elf and Human Comics example panels.

Merrivius Elf and Human Comics

Nah I'd Win meme from Jujutsu Kaisen featuring Satoru Gojo.

Nah I'd Win