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Kermit's excitement at the southern border

Kermit sits happily on a crate facing the Mexican American border, furiously masturbating to the sight of immigrants being shot and tear gassed.

Kermit sits happily on a crate facing the Mexican American border, furiously masturbating to the sight of immigrants being shot and tear gassed.

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Let’s end this!

After 25 years of captivity, Ernie finally manages to escape and put an end to this once and for all.

After 25 years of captivity, Ernie finally manages to escape and put an end to this once and for all.

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Dreams do come true

SESAME STREET O org Ernie finally sat up after Bert came for the 26th time, but it was too late, Bert's heart couldn't take the senseless orgasms anymore. He was dead. Ernie was shocked. He couldn't believe he would achieve his lifelong dream of being a fulltime necrophiliac so soon.

SESAME STREET O org Ernie finally sat up after Bert came for the 26th time, but it was too late, Bert's heart couldn't take the senseless orgasms anymore. He was dead. Ernie was shocked. He couldn't believe he would achieve his lifelong dream of being a fulltime necrophiliac so soon.

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the chaos ballons

After collecting all 7 Chaos Balloons Ernie prepares to became Super Ernie and finally take revenge on all who have crossed him. Soon Sesame Street will be no more than rubble

After collecting all 7 Chaos Balloons Ernie prepares to became Super Ernie and finally take revenge on all who have crossed him. Soon Sesame Street will be no more than rubble

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RIP ernie

Awoken by the rumbling of airplane engines,Ernie looks out his front door and screams in terror as a USAAF P.47 thunderbolt screams towards his house guns ablaze and bombs away.

Awoken by the rumbling of airplane engines,Ernie looks out his front door and screams in terror as a USAAF P.47 thunderbolt screams towards his house guns ablaze and bombs away.

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Iranian Embassy Siege (1980)

As he hears the SWAT team fast approaching, Bert begins to regret killing one of the hostages.

As he hears the SWAT team fast approaching, Bert begins to regret killing one of the hostages.

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bert's ark

Bert realizes he made a fatal miscalculation by not building the ark first before shipping all the animals to his backyard

Bert realizes he made a fatal miscalculation by not building the ark first before shipping all the animals to his backyard

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Chicago (2019)

"...but they wouldn't let me sleep in their garage for the night unless I suc- wait a second, are you even a reporter?" the teenage runaway finally thinks to ask. "Of course I am!" Kermit insists, grateful that the waist-deep snow is hiding his dizzying erection

"...but they wouldn't let me sleep in their garage for the night unless I suc- wait a second, are you even a reporter?" the teenage runaway finally thinks to ask. "Of course I am!" Kermit insists, grateful that the waist-deep snow is hiding his dizzying erection

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The day Burt developed PTSD.

In the early morning of January 31, 1968, Burt is startled by the sound of the trees talking as the Tet Offensive begins, and the Viet Cong begin their tactical assault.

In the early morning of January 31, 1968, Burt is startled by the sound of the trees talking as the Tet Offensive begins, and the Viet Cong begin their tactical assault.

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Go to the movies

Kermit is not too pleased when he learns the rating of Grover and his kid friend's new film

Kermit is not too pleased when he learns the rating of Grover and his kid friend's new film

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oh, shit

Bert and Ernie realize they're f----- when CNN shows the video of them r----- and murdering the autistic child

Bert and Ernie realize they're f----- when CNN shows the video of them r----- and murdering the autistic child

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Fan mail

After being sent to prison for committing an incel rage-induced mass shooting, Elmo is surprised at the amount of fan mail he received from his fangirls.

After being sent to prison for committing an incel rage-induced mass shooting, Elmo is surprised at the amount of fan mail he received from his fangirls.

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Bert and Ernie needed to get away from sesame street...

Ernie and Bert take in 2 victims and use them as body doubles so they can fake their deaths and move to a 3rd world country to start their human trafficking ring.

Ernie and Bert take in 2 victims and use them as body doubles so they can fake their deaths and move to a 3rd world country to start their human trafficking ring.

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What an great cause they are doing.

SESAME STREET As the group comes upon The Epic Games HQ they know they will get rid of fortnite and virgins for good

SESAME STREET As the group comes upon The Epic Games HQ they know they will get rid of fortnite and virgins for good

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Make Sesame Street Great Again.

ND PARKING Telly tells the illegal immigrants to f--- off

ND PARKING Telly tells the illegal immigrants to f--- off

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Close Encounters of the Bert Kind

New fetishes awaken in Ernie as he watches Bert get violently a----probed by grey aliens

New fetishes awaken in Ernie as he watches Bert get violently a----probed by grey aliens

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