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semen tree ▼ f Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments. Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom. by tomatoboy April 8, 2005
semen tree ▼ f Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments. Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom. by tomatoboy April 8, 2005

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Is there a plant/tree that smells like male sperm? (posted June 21 2007)

Home > All Categories > Home & Garden > Garden & Landscape > Resolved Question :) Michelle S Resolved Question Show me another >> Is there a plant/tree that smells like male sperm? I live in Harford County, Maryland and driving along back roads I constantly get wiffs of this smell and it bugged me forever. I finally was driving with someone and they commented that it smells like semen and, well, they were right. It is just driving my crazy to try and figure out what the heck this smell is coming from! Only mature answers please, I just want to know if anyone knows if this is a certain plant or tree. 3 years ago Report Abuse :) Stephen C Best Answer - Chosen by Asker Bradford Pears, when in bloom, smell like semen here in Rome, Georgia. Source(s): Have put up with that smell for 17 years now. Makes me wish I had planted real pears or real anything. 3 years ago 2 Report Abuse Asker's Rating: ***** Thanks for all the answers! I'm not sure if these are the specific trees but I think there might be more than one kind that smell like this. Action Bar: Interesting! Email Comment (2) Save
Home > All Categories > Home & Garden > Garden & Landscape > Resolved Question :) Michelle S Resolved Question Show me another >> Is there a plant/tree that smells like male sperm? I live in Harford County, Maryland and driving along back roads I constantly get wiffs of this smell and it bugged me forever. I finally was driving with someone and they commented that it smells like semen and, well, they were right. It is just driving my crazy to try and figure out what the heck this smell is coming from! Only mature answers please, I just want to know if anyone knows if this is a certain plant or tree. 3 years ago Report Abuse :) Stephen C Best Answer - Chosen by Asker Bradford Pears, when in bloom, smell like semen here in Rome, Georgia. Source(s): Have put up with that smell for 17 years now. Makes me wish I had planted real pears or real anything. 3 years ago 2 Report Abuse Asker's Rating: ***** Thanks for all the answers! I'm not sure if these are the specific trees but I think there might be more than one kind that smell like this. Action Bar: Interesting! Email Comment (2) Save

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the Aris Love. Life. Stars. Style. HOT NOW: Ashton Kutcher TM Courtney Stodden Do Not Want Fall TV Guide celebs photos videos news entertainment relationships top 10 SEX Sex Tips & Info For Women A Tree That Smells Like... Well... Um... Susannah Breslin April 12, 2010 // sex Spring has sprung, and so, here I am again, haunted by the tree that smells like semen. Yes, you heard what I said. A tree that smells like semen. I didn't make that up, it's not my imagination, and if you don't know what I'm talking about, well, I'm about to tell you ...I don't remember the first time I smelled it, but when you smell it for the first time, it will hit you like a ton of bricks. Or, perhaps, it will not. At first, there may just be a faint whiff. You think you smell something. Something sort of foreign. Yet, at the same time, hauntingly familiar. Maybe you're out for a walk, so you stop in your tracks. You sniff around in the air like a hound dog Tweet searching for a fallen mallard. It gets stronger. You can't quite place it. Then, BAM, it hits you. OMG, it's a tree, and it smells like sperm. And, I'm not alone. Others have smelled the sperm tree, too. See: Yahoo! Answers: I live in Harford County, Maryland and driving along back roads I constantly get wiffs of this smell and it bugged me forever. I finally was driving with someone and they commented that it smells like semen and, well, they were right. It is just driving my crazy to try and figure out what the heck this smell is coming from! Only mature answers please, I just want to know if anyone knows if this is a certain plant or tree. So, what is this tree that smells like the proverbial baby-batter? After I did some groundbreaking research by way of Google, it sounds like the semen tree is a Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer or ornamental pear tree, otherwise known as a Callery or Bradford pear tree. It hails from China, produces small, inedible fruits, and has greenish-white blossoms. In 2005, it was voted Urban Tree of the year. Um, congratulations, semen tree? It's sort of amusing how most of the formal web entries on the tree don't mention the stank, although it's earned its own definition in the urban dictionary: "semen tree." If you're still befuddled, here's how one urban dictionary user suggests you can use it in a sentence: "Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees." Have you ever smelled it?
the Aris Love. Life. Stars. Style. HOT NOW: Ashton Kutcher TM Courtney Stodden Do Not Want Fall TV Guide celebs photos videos news entertainment relationships top 10 SEX Sex Tips & Info For Women A Tree That Smells Like... Well... Um... Susannah Breslin April 12, 2010 // sex Spring has sprung, and so, here I am again, haunted by the tree that smells like semen. Yes, you heard what I said. A tree that smells like semen. I didn't make that up, it's not my imagination, and if you don't know what I'm talking about, well, I'm about to tell you ...I don't remember the first time I smelled it, but when you smell it for the first time, it will hit you like a ton of bricks. Or, perhaps, it will not. At first, there may just be a faint whiff. You think you smell something. Something sort of foreign. Yet, at the same time, hauntingly familiar. Maybe you're out for a walk, so you stop in your tracks. You sniff around in the air like a hound dog Tweet searching for a fallen mallard. It gets stronger. You can't quite place it. Then, BAM, it hits you. OMG, it's a tree, and it smells like sperm. And, I'm not alone. Others have smelled the sperm tree, too. See: Yahoo! Answers: I live in Harford County, Maryland and driving along back roads I constantly get wiffs of this smell and it bugged me forever. I finally was driving with someone and they commented that it smells like semen and, well, they were right. It is just driving my crazy to try and figure out what the heck this smell is coming from! Only mature answers please, I just want to know if anyone knows if this is a certain plant or tree. So, what is this tree that smells like the proverbial baby-batter? After I did some groundbreaking research by way of Google, it sounds like the semen tree is a Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer or ornamental pear tree, otherwise known as a Callery or Bradford pear tree. It hails from China, produces small, inedible fruits, and has greenish-white blossoms. In 2005, it was voted Urban Tree of the year. Um, congratulations, semen tree? It's sort of amusing how most of the formal web entries on the tree don't mention the stank, although it's earned its own definition in the urban dictionary: "semen tree." If you're still befuddled, here's how one urban dictionary user suggests you can use it in a sentence: "Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees." Have you ever smelled it?

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All my homies hate Callery Pears

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The spring flowers are blooming but they are all Bradford pears

When spring flowers are blooming but they're all Bradford Pears
When spring flowers are blooming but they're all Bradford Pears

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TAKE ME HOME C-- TREE ROADS

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Will sterile Bradford pears breed?

WILL STERILE BRADFORD PEARS BREED? NORTHWE O INVASIVE MICHIGAN NO NETWORK 1800 DEPENDS. WITH OTHER BRADFORD PEARS? NO. WITH EVERY OTHER PYRUS SPECIES? ABSOLUTELY.
WILL STERILE BRADFORD PEARS BREED? NORTHWE O INVASIVE MICHIGAN NO NETWORK 1800 DEPENDS. WITH OTHER BRADFORD PEARS? NO. WITH EVERY OTHER PYRUS SPECIES? ABSOLUTELY.

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BEAUTIFUL TO LOOK AT SMELLS LIKE BALLS Esther Br

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Beautiful first sign of spring

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Why do people continue to plant these trees?!

AH, SPRING. THE SMELL OF FILTHY VAGINA
AH, SPRING. THE SMELL OF FILTHY VAGINA

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Bradford pear pruning season

OSU EXTENSION TULSA COUNTY MASTER GARDENERS Tulsa County Master Gardeners Oklahoma State University Extension Follow 1d • Just a reminder that it's Bradford Pear pruning season. To prune your Bradford pear, grab your best power saw and make a horizontal cut, just above ground level. https://extension.okstate.edu/fact- sheets/the-invasive-callery-pear.html 22 ❤19.1K 1.3K comments 8.6K shares
OSU EXTENSION TULSA COUNTY MASTER GARDENERS Tulsa County Master Gardeners Oklahoma State University Extension Follow 1d • Just a reminder that it's Bradford Pear pruning season. To prune your Bradford pear, grab your best power saw and make a horizontal cut, just above ground level. https://extension.okstate.edu/fact- sheets/the-invasive-callery-pear.html 22 ❤19.1K 1.3K comments 8.6K shares

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Welcomes spring with beautiful white flowers, smells like jizz

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WELCOMES SPRING WITH BEAUTIFUL WHITE FLOWERS imgflip.com SMELLS LIKE J---

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Top two definitions for "Semen Trees"

semen trees y f Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen. Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it! Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a f------ w----. by Arthur in Hoboken March 26, 2016 238 125 FLAG semen tree ▾ f Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments. Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom. by tomatoboy April 8, 2005 629 141 FLAG
semen trees y f Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen. Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it! Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a f------ w----. by Arthur in Hoboken March 26, 2016 238 125 FLAG semen tree ▾ f Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments. Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom. by tomatoboy April 8, 2005 629 141 FLAG

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Why All Of New York City Smells Like Sex These Days

businessinsider.com < HOMEPAGE HOME > SCIENCE Why all of New York City smells like sex these days Dina Spector Apr 25, 2013, 1:28 PM ET Subscribe Download the app These flowers, though lovely in appearance, smell like a mixture of rotting fish and semen, according to a variety of web reports, and personal accounts from those in our own newsroom.
businessinsider.com < HOMEPAGE HOME > SCIENCE Why all of New York City smells like sex these days Dina Spector Apr 25, 2013, 1:28 PM ET Subscribe Download the app These flowers, though lovely in appearance, smell like a mixture of rotting fish and semen, according to a variety of web reports, and personal accounts from those in our own newsroom.

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Somethin' fishy is happening in my yard... as it does every year about this time.

BRADFORD PEAR TREES WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE
BRADFORD PEAR TREES WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE

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LOOKS LIKE SMELLS LIKE

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Make them smell like rotten fish and cause allergies!

Let's make these trees bloom cute, little, white flowers! BUT make them smell like rotten fish and cause allergies!
Let's make these trees bloom cute, little, white flowers! BUT make them smell like rotten fish and cause allergies!

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Four reasons Callery pears are the worst tree

FOUR REASONS CALLERY PEARS ARE We are begging you to stop THE WORST TREES planting these! THORNS! Cutting them down doesn't kill them. Callery pears are very hard to control. If you cut the stem back at ground level, it will still grow from the root, so all you've done is cut the plant back, not kill it. They can develop GIANT spikey thorns. Seedlings can have significant thorns, almost like a honey locust, which makes them very hard to remove. The thorns will even pop tires! They split, posing danger to surrounding buildings and the landscape. fast The trees grow very and tend to have very upright branches prone to 'inclusion' that can cause the tree to split. They spread easily, causing biodiversity loss. Ornamental plantings of Bradford pear often produce fertile seeds that are readily spread by birds. There are now some roadside areas that are 100% Callery pear. WHAT ARE CALLERY PEAR TREES? Pyrus calleryana, or Callery pear, is a species of pear native to parts of Asia. Popular cultivars of the Callery pear, such as the 'Bradford' pear, have been widely used as ornamental landscape trees since the 1970s. A FEW ALTERNATIVES: Japanese tree lilac, Syringa reticulata Tatarian maple, Acer tataricum Amur maackia, Maackia amurensis Adirondack crabapple, Malus 'Adirondack' Flowering dogwood, Cornus florida Serviceberry, Amelanchier spp. Green hawthorn, Crataegus viridis Chokecherry, Prunus virginiana White fringe tree, Chionanthus virginicus FOR MORE INFORMATION: resources.ext.vt.edu CC Virginia Cooperative Extension Virginia Tech Virginia State University www.ext.vt.edu RGINIA C COOPERATIVE MASTER EXTENSION GARDENERS Virginia Cooperative Extension programs and employment are open to all, regardless of age, color, disability, gender, gender identity, gender expression, national origin, political affiliation, race, religion, sexual orientation, genetic informa- tion, veteran status, or any other basis protected by law. An equal opportunity/affirmative action employer. Issued in furtherance of Cooperative Extension work, Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University, Virginia State University, and the U.S. Department of Agriculture cooperating. Edwin J. Jones, Director, Virginia Cooperative Extension, Virginia Tech, Blacksburg; M. Ray McKinnie, Administrator, 1890 Extension Program, Virginia State University, Petersburg.
FOUR REASONS CALLERY PEARS ARE We are begging you to stop THE WORST TREES planting these! THORNS! Cutting them down doesn't kill them. Callery pears are very hard to control. If you cut the stem back at ground level, it will still grow from the root, so all you've done is cut the plant back, not kill it. They can develop GIANT spikey thorns. Seedlings can have significant thorns, almost like a honey locust, which makes them very hard to remove. The thorns will even pop tires! They split, posing danger to surrounding buildings and the landscape. fast The trees grow very and tend to have very upright branches prone to 'inclusion' that can cause the tree to split. They spread easily, causing biodiversity loss. Ornamental plantings of Bradford pear often produce fertile seeds that are readily spread by birds. There are now some roadside areas that are 100% Callery pear. WHAT ARE CALLERY PEAR TREES? Pyrus calleryana, or Callery pear, is a species of pear native to parts of Asia. Popular cultivars of the Callery pear, such as the 'Bradford' pear, have been widely used as ornamental landscape trees since the 1970s. A FEW ALTERNATIVES: Japanese tree lilac, Syringa reticulata Tatarian maple, Acer tataricum Amur maackia, Maackia amurensis Adirondack crabapple, Malus 'Adirondack' Flowering dogwood, Cornus florida Serviceberry, Amelanchier spp. Green hawthorn, Crataegus viridis Chokecherry, Prunus virginiana White fringe tree, Chionanthus virginicus FOR MORE INFORMATION: resources.ext.vt.edu CC Virginia Cooperative Extension Virginia Tech Virginia State University www.ext.vt.edu RGINIA C COOPERATIVE MASTER EXTENSION GARDENERS Virginia Cooperative Extension programs and employment are open to all, regardless of age, color, disability, gender, gender identity, gender expression, national origin, political affiliation, race, religion, sexual orientation, genetic informa- tion, veteran status, or any other basis protected by law. An equal opportunity/affirmative action employer. Issued in furtherance of Cooperative Extension work, Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University, Virginia State University, and the U.S. Department of Agriculture cooperating. Edwin J. Jones, Director, Virginia Cooperative Extension, Virginia Tech, Blacksburg; M. Ray McKinnie, Administrator, 1890 Extension Program, Virginia State University, Petersburg.

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When your neighbors planted Bradford pear trees and now your whole yard smells like something died
When your neighbors planted Bradford pear trees and now your whole yard smells like something died

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