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I'm about to end this man's whole career

Mistake #1. Isis wasn't quite a virgin. She concieved Horus using the penis of her dead husband and brother, Osiris, after their evil brother Set scattered Osiris's body parts all over the Nile. I'm only getting starfed on this image Lick ass Mistake #2: We have no record of Horus being born on Christmas day. Next! Horus WAS NOT JESUS- Mistake #3: I sald next!! Mistake #4: How the hell is Horus escaping to Egypt if he's already in Egypt? (specifically: the NIle Delta) Fact: Typhon is Set's Greek equivilant. Story written down 5.000 years ago Born of the virgin Isis. Mistake #5: What temple? Mistake #6: Who the heck's Anup the Baptizer. Plus, there are no record that states that Horus was baptized Birthday is on December 25th. Easfern sfar led three vise men fo him when he was born. Mistake #7: Yeet!! Taken fo Egypt fo escape the wrafh of Typhon. Mistake #8: Horus never walked on water. He's more associated with the sky than he does on water bc he a bird Taught in the femple as a child. Mistake #9: Sorry. I prefer Japanese fairytales. Baptized by Anup the Baptizer at 30. Mistake #10 This bitch empty! YEET!!! Had fwelve disciples Piss take #11:IMMA YOTE YOUR CHOAT Performed miracles and valked on wafer Mistake #12: Crucifixion became known in Egypt when Alexander the Great annexed Egypt as a campalgn to fight Perslans. That was +800 years after the story was published. And if you killed an Egyptian god, they're done. You can bring them back using mummification which Egyptlans believe can bring you to Aaru, a plain of existence where there's no death and suffering. (Good people only.) Raised El-Azur-us from the dead. Was fransfigured on a mount. Titles included "The way. the fruth. the light. the Messiah. God's annoinfed son. Son of Man. the good shepherd, lamb of God. the Word. 1he light of the world. morning ar. Crucified. buried in a fomb and resurrected. CK I'mabout to end thisy man's wholeCareer Conclusion:

Mistake #1. Isis wasn't quite a virgin. She concieved Horus using the penis of her dead husband and brother, Osiris, after their evil brother Set scattered Osiris's body parts all over the Nile. I'm only getting starfed on this image Lick ass Mistake #2: We have no record of Horus being born on Christmas day. Next! Horus WAS NOT JESUS- Mistake #3: I sald next!! Mistake #4: How the hell is Horus escaping to Egypt if he's already in Egypt? (specifically: the NIle Delta) Fact: Typhon is Set's Greek equivilant. Story written down 5.000 years ago Born of the virgin Isis. Mistake #5: What temple? Mistake #6: Who the heck's Anup the Baptizer. Plus, there are no record that states that Horus was baptized Birthday is on December 25th. Easfern sfar led three vise men fo him when he was born. Mistake #7: Yeet!! Taken fo Egypt fo escape the wrafh of Typhon. Mistake #8: Horus never walked on water. He's more associated with the sky than he does on water bc he a bird Taught in the femple as a child. Mistake #9: Sorry. I prefer Japanese fairytales. Baptized by Anup the Baptizer at 30. Mistake #10 This bitch empty! YEET!!! Had fwelve disciples Piss take #11:IMMA YOTE YOUR CHOAT Performed miracles and valked on wafer Mistake #12: Crucifixion became known in Egypt when Alexander the Great annexed Egypt as a campalgn to fight Perslans. That was +800 years after the story was published. And if you killed an Egyptian god, they're done. You can bring them back using mummification which Egyptlans believe can bring you to Aaru, a plain of existence where there's no death and suffering. (Good people only.) Raised El-Azur-us from the dead. Was fransfigured on a mount. Titles included "The way. the fruth. the light. the Messiah. God's annoinfed son. Son of Man. the good shepherd, lamb of God. the Word. 1he light of the world. morning ar. Crucified. buried in a fomb and resurrected. CK I'mabout to end thisy man's wholeCareer Conclusion:

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Translated from Polish: “This is one small step for a man, but one giant leap for mankind.“

TO BĘDZIE MALYKROK DLA CZHOWEKA, MARS ALE WIELKIDLAT LUDZKOŚCI!

TO BĘDZIE MALYKROK DLA CZHOWEKA, MARS ALE WIELKIDLAT LUDZKOŚCI!

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It's true

everyone that there's no God are just as annoying as vegans who say meat is evil

everyone that there's no God are just as annoying as vegans who say meat is evil

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*Tips fedor- Oh fug blease stob {I|(X----DDD

I find it funny how atheists on the internet have essentially ruined atheism from ever being a respectable movement ever again cottoncatking God works in mysterious ways. ceorl-doth-shill

I find it funny how atheists on the internet have essentially ruined atheism from ever being a respectable movement ever again cottoncatking God works in mysterious ways. ceorl-doth-shill

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Darwinism! stabs

LTE *.1111 3996A 16:59 I like atheists because you don't really ever hear about, like an atheist, like, blowing up a school or, you know, a restaurant or something.. They're never like "SCIENCE!!" explosion sound* "LOGIC!!" *machine gun

LTE *.1111 3996A 16:59 I like atheists because you don't really ever hear about, like an atheist, like, blowing up a school or, you know, a restaurant or something.. They're never like "SCIENCE!!" explosion sound* "LOGIC!!" *machine gun

God is nowhere vs God is now here

I believe the #Christian folks will read this one way and the #atheist folks another. 1生 GO DISN O W HERE Pirst Baptia Church m Newion 10/10/17, 3:50 AM

I believe the #Christian folks will read this one way and the #atheist folks another. 1生 GO DISN O W HERE Pirst Baptia Church m Newion 10/10/17, 3:50 AM

that infamous Christian dark ages graph, revisited

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richard dawkins john lennon imagine a--- sex discovered christian dark age rome time reddit.com/r/atheism

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Many gods, but...

There are almost 5,000 gods being worshiped by humanity But don't worry... gh

There are almost 5,000 gods being worshiped by humanity But don't worry... gh

""Unconditional Love""

"I do it for your own good" "It's your fault if I punish you "If you do what I tell you I will stop" "You make me do it!" It's only because I love you When a person does it, it's called abuse When God does it, it's unconditional lo

"I do it for your own good" "It's your fault if I punish you "If you do what I tell you I will stop" "You make me do it!" It's only because I love you When a person does it, it's called abuse When God does it, it's unconditional lo

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Inprinting

INPRINTING When you where so young you can't remember of it, you choosed the exact same religion of your parents and the people around you because you were totally unaware there were other religions. And now you still keep it because you can't excape the conditioning, not because you choosed it. ReligiFake

INPRINTING When you where so young you can't remember of it, you choosed the exact same religion of your parents and the people around you because you were totally unaware there were other religions. And now you still keep it because you can't excape the conditioning, not because you choosed it. ReligiFake

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We make the rules

THEY WILL ASK F THERE IS NO GOD, WHAT STOPS YOU FROM R----- AND KILLING EVERYONE YOU WANT TO R--- AND KILL? AND MY ANSWER IS ALWAYS: YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, ADOTERT.COM HAVE R---- AND KILLED EVERY SINGLE PERSON I WANT TO R--- AND KILL AND THAT NUMBER IS ZERO!!! ADO TT.COM AND IF YOUR NUMBER IS A POSITIVE INTEGER, SIGN UP FOR PRISON! UOPOURSOCIETY! GET THE F--- OUTOFOUR S0CIETY!

THEY WILL ASK F THERE IS NO GOD, WHAT STOPS YOU FROM R----- AND KILLING EVERYONE YOU WANT TO R--- AND KILL? AND MY ANSWER IS ALWAYS: YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, ADOTERT.COM HAVE R---- AND KILLED EVERY SINGLE PERSON I WANT TO R--- AND KILL AND THAT NUMBER IS ZERO!!! ADO TT.COM AND IF YOUR NUMBER IS A POSITIVE INTEGER, SIGN UP FOR PRISON! UOPOURSOCIETY! GET THE F--- OUTOFOUR S0CIETY!

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Exodus 21:7

gj EXODUS 21:7 When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again.

gj EXODUS 21:7 When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again.

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Titanic Vs. Noah's Ark

RMS Titanic Noah's Ark 175 feet 882 feet 92 feet Steel Height Length Width Construction 45 feet 450 feet 75 feet Wood 50,000+ animals 2,000,000+ insects 8 people Provisions for 1 year 3,547 people Provisions for 3 weeks Capacity

RMS Titanic Noah's Ark 175 feet 882 feet 92 feet Steel Height Length Width Construction 45 feet 450 feet 75 feet Wood 50,000+ animals 2,000,000+ insects 8 people Provisions for 1 year 3,547 people Provisions for 3 weeks Capacity

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Satanism is bullshit

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth Satanism is a rational atheist religion No, Satanism is a religion in which LaVeyan originally promoted magic as the seventh rule shows. It is an atheist reliaion based on superstitious belief in occult magic 7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. 8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. Disagree Satanists? Don't break your eighth rule by complaining about this image since vou didn't need to subject yourself to it!

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth Satanism is a rational atheist religion No, Satanism is a religion in which LaVeyan originally promoted magic as the seventh rule shows. It is an atheist reliaion based on superstitious belief in occult magic 7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. 8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. Disagree Satanists? Don't break your eighth rule by complaining about this image since vou didn't need to subject yourself to it!

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Luke 19:27 Jesus

LUKE 19:21IS JESUSGIVINGORDERS TOKILLI DIDNTREA D THE REST OFTHEVERSES W HIGH AREPARTOFTHEPARABLEOFTHETEN MINAS AND NOTIESUS ORDERINGTO KILL tor.net

LUKE 19:21IS JESUSGIVINGORDERS TOKILLI DIDNTREA D THE REST OFTHEVERSES W HIGH AREPARTOFTHEPARABLEOFTHETEN MINAS AND NOTIESUS ORDERINGTO KILL tor.net

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Loony logic: Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing meme

The Looney Tunes Logic of Atheism Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing. Stephen Hawking Because there is a law such as mathematics, money will show up in my bank account all by itself. ~ Reductio ad Absurdum A man uho won't believe in God will believe in anything GK, Chesterton

The Looney Tunes Logic of Atheism Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing. Stephen Hawking Because there is a law such as mathematics, money will show up in my bank account all by itself. ~ Reductio ad Absurdum A man uho won't believe in God will believe in anything GK, Chesterton

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Atheist temple books meme

ATHEIST TEMPLES More than one book available IRONY Using a photo of Trinity College, Dublin, to imply that Christians don't read

ATHEIST TEMPLES More than one book available IRONY Using a photo of Trinity College, Dublin, to imply that Christians don't read

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Atheist pillow talk meme

OH YEAH, BABY! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, TALK TO ME LIKE YOU'RE A F------ IDIOT! If Christianity hadn't halted scientific advancement during the Dark Ages we would be exploring the galaxy by now THAT'S PERFECT!

OH YEAH, BABY! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, TALK TO ME LIKE YOU'RE A F------ IDIOT! If Christianity hadn't halted scientific advancement during the Dark Ages we would be exploring the galaxy by now THAT'S PERFECT!

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Atheism and science meme

MADE THIS You MADE THIS ? Science Science I MADE THIS Scie

MADE THIS You MADE THIS ? Science Science I MADE THIS Scie

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Atheism and communism meme

WHY DO ATHEISTS THINK A "GODLESS" SOCIETY IS THE ANSWER? WHEN MORE PEOPLE DIED UNDER "GODLESS COMMUNISM" THEN ANY OTHER SOCIETY mematic.net

WHY DO ATHEISTS THINK A "GODLESS" SOCIETY IS THE ANSWER? WHEN MORE PEOPLE DIED UNDER "GODLESS COMMUNISM" THEN ANY OTHER SOCIETY mematic.net

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