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Mistake #1. Isis wasn't quite a virgin. She concieved Horus using the penis of her dead husband and brother, Osiris, after their evil brother Set scattered Osiris's body parts all over the Nile. I'm only getting starfed on this image Lick ass Mistake #2: We have no record of Horus being born on Christmas day. Next! Horus WAS NOT JESUS- Mistake #3: I sald next!! Mistake #4: How the hell is Horus escaping to Egypt if he's already in Egypt? (specifically: the NIle Delta) Fact: Typhon is Set's Greek equivilant. Story written down 5.000 years ago Born of the virgin Isis. Mistake #5: What temple? Mistake #6: Who the heck's Anup the Baptizer. Plus, there are no record that states that Horus was baptized Birthday is on December 25th. Easfern sfar led three vise men fo him when he was born. Mistake #7: Yeet!! Taken fo Egypt fo escape the wrafh of Typhon. Mistake #8: Horus never walked on water. He's more associated with the sky than he does on water bc he a bird Taught in the femple as a child. Mistake #9: Sorry. I prefer Japanese fairytales. Baptized by Anup the Baptizer at 30. Mistake #10 This bitch empty! YEET!!! Had fwelve disciples Piss take #11:IMMA YOTE YOUR CHOAT Performed miracles and valked on wafer Mistake #12: Crucifixion became known in Egypt when Alexander the Great annexed Egypt as a campalgn to fight Perslans. That was +800 years after the story was published. And if you killed an Egyptian god, they're done. You can bring them back using mummification which Egyptlans believe can bring you to Aaru, a plain of existence where there's no death and suffering. (Good people only.) Raised El-Azur-us from the dead. Was fransfigured on a mount. Titles included "The way. the fruth. the light. the Messiah. God's annoinfed son. Son of Man. the good shepherd, lamb of God. the Word. 1he light of the world. morning ar. Crucified. buried in a fomb and resurrected. CK I'mabout to end thisy man's wholeCareer Conclusion:

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