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Door
![Creative Director: “Yes, we definitely need doors in this game." Project Manager: "I'll put time on the schedule for people to make doors." * .Designer: "I wrote a doc explaining what we need doors to do." Concept Artist: "I made some gorgeous paintings of doors." Art Director: “This third painting is exactly the style of doors we need." Environment Artist: "I took this painting of a door and made it into an object in the game." Animator: "I made the door open and close.” Sound Designer: "I made the sounds the door creates when it opens and closes." Audio Engineer: "The sound of the door opening and closing will change based on where the player is and what direction they are facing." Composer: “I created a theme song for the door." * . FX Artist: "I added some cool sparks to the door when it opens. Writer: "When the door opens, the player will say, 'Hey look! The door opened!' “ Lighter: "There is a bright red light over the door when it's locked, and a green one when it's opened." Legal: "The environment artist put a Starbucks logo on the door. You need to remove that if you don't want to be sued. Character Artist: "I don't really care about this door until it can start wearing hats. Gameplay Programmer: "This door asset now opens and closes based on proximity to the player. It can also be locked and unlocked through script. AI Programmer: "Enemies and allies now know if a door is there and whether they can go through it." Network Programmer: "Do all the players need to see the door open at the same time?" Release Engineer: "You need to get your doors in by 3pm if you want them on the disk." Core Engine Programmer: “I have optimized the code to allow up to 1024 doors in the game Tools Programmer: “I made it even easier for you to place doors Level Designer: "I put the door in my level and locked it. After an event, I unlocked it." UI Designer: "There's now an objective marker on the door, and it has its own icon on the map." Combat Designer: "Enemies will spawn behind doors, and lay cover fire as their allies enter the room. Unless the player is looking inside the door in which case they will spawn behind a different door." Systems Designer: "A level 4 player earns 148xp for opening this door at the cost of 3 gold." Monetization Designer: "We could charge the player $.99 to open the door now, or wait 24 hours for it to open automatically." QA Tester: "I walked to the door. I ran to the door. I jumped at the door. I stood in the doorway until it closed. I saved and reloaded and walked to the door. I died and reloaded then walked to the door. I threw grenades at the door." UX / Usability Researcher: "I found some people on Craigslist to go through the door so we could see what problems crop up." Localization: “Door. Puerta. Porta. Porte. Tür. Dor. Deur. Drzwi. Drws · * · “Do we need to give everyone those doors or can we save Produc them for a pre-order bonu Publisher: "Those doors are really going to help this game stand out during the fall line-up CEO: “I want you all to know how much I appreciate the time and effort put into making those doors · PR: "To all our fans, you're going to go crazy over our next reveal # gamedev #doors #nextgen #retweet" Community Manager: "I let the fans know that their concerns about doors will be addressed in the upcoming patch." Customer Support: "A player contacted us, confused about doors. I gave them detailed instructions on how to use them." Player: "I totally didn't even notice a door there."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/164/252/487.png)
![Creative Director: “Yes, we definitely need doors in this game." Project Manager: "I'll put time on the schedule for people to make doors." * .Designer: "I wrote a doc explaining what we need doors to do." Concept Artist: "I made some gorgeous paintings of doors." Art Director: “This third painting is exactly the style of doors we need." Environment Artist: "I took this painting of a door and made it into an object in the game." Animator: "I made the door open and close.” Sound Designer: "I made the sounds the door creates when it opens and closes." Audio Engineer: "The sound of the door opening and closing will change based on where the player is and what direction they are facing." Composer: “I created a theme song for the door." * . FX Artist: "I added some cool sparks to the door when it opens. Writer: "When the door opens, the player will say, 'Hey look! The door opened!' “ Lighter: "There is a bright red light over the door when it's locked, and a green one when it's opened." Legal: "The environment artist put a Starbucks logo on the door. You need to remove that if you don't want to be sued. Character Artist: "I don't really care about this door until it can start wearing hats. Gameplay Programmer: "This door asset now opens and closes based on proximity to the player. It can also be locked and unlocked through script. AI Programmer: "Enemies and allies now know if a door is there and whether they can go through it." Network Programmer: "Do all the players need to see the door open at the same time?" Release Engineer: "You need to get your doors in by 3pm if you want them on the disk." Core Engine Programmer: “I have optimized the code to allow up to 1024 doors in the game Tools Programmer: “I made it even easier for you to place doors Level Designer: "I put the door in my level and locked it. After an event, I unlocked it." UI Designer: "There's now an objective marker on the door, and it has its own icon on the map." Combat Designer: "Enemies will spawn behind doors, and lay cover fire as their allies enter the room. Unless the player is looking inside the door in which case they will spawn behind a different door." Systems Designer: "A level 4 player earns 148xp for opening this door at the cost of 3 gold." Monetization Designer: "We could charge the player $.99 to open the door now, or wait 24 hours for it to open automatically." QA Tester: "I walked to the door. I ran to the door. I jumped at the door. I stood in the doorway until it closed. I saved and reloaded and walked to the door. I died and reloaded then walked to the door. I threw grenades at the door." UX / Usability Researcher: "I found some people on Craigslist to go through the door so we could see what problems crop up." Localization: “Door. Puerta. Porta. Porte. Tür. Dor. Deur. Drzwi. Drws · * · “Do we need to give everyone those doors or can we save Produc them for a pre-order bonu Publisher: "Those doors are really going to help this game stand out during the fall line-up CEO: “I want you all to know how much I appreciate the time and effort put into making those doors · PR: "To all our fans, you're going to go crazy over our next reveal # gamedev #doors #nextgen #retweet" Community Manager: "I let the fans know that their concerns about doors will be addressed in the upcoming patch." Customer Support: "A player contacted us, confused about doors. I gave them detailed instructions on how to use them." Player: "I totally didn't even notice a door there."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/164/252/487.png)
Gaming
Zoe Quinn's Next Videogame Endeavor
![The highly controversial (for good reason) developer Zoe Quinn, is developing a new game post Depression Quest. It's an FMV dating simulator that's based on, and has creative consulting from, the anonymous Erotica writer pen named Chuck Tingle.
.....Look I honestly don't know what to say about this OK. Just posting it here.
Sauce: http://www.polygon.com/2016/8/24/12632560/zoe-quinn-chuck-tingle-fmx-dating-simulator
!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/613/784/466.png!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/163/246/02b.png)
![The highly controversial (for good reason) developer Zoe Quinn, is developing a new game post Depression Quest. It's an FMV dating simulator that's based on, and has creative consulting from, the anonymous Erotica writer pen named Chuck Tingle.
.....Look I honestly don't know what to say about this OK. Just posting it here.
Sauce: http://www.polygon.com/2016/8/24/12632560/zoe-quinn-chuck-tingle-fmx-dating-simulator
!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/613/784/466.png!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/163/246/02b.png)
Gaming
I KNEW IT
![yourvgfaveislgbt John Videogames (Deus Ex, Skyrim, Assassian's Creed, Battlefield, Call of Duty, Dark Souls) is gay](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/159/544/8bb.jpeg)
![yourvgfaveislgbt John Videogames (Deus Ex, Skyrim, Assassian's Creed, Battlefield, Call of Duty, Dark Souls) is gay](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/159/544/8bb.jpeg)
Gaming
Always take out the support...unless you're the support yourself
![citizens-of-dalaran Me when i'm playing a support: ugh why do people keep killing me Me when I'm playing offense and I see an enemy support:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/157/415/37e.jpeg)
![citizens-of-dalaran Me when i'm playing a support: ugh why do people keep killing me Me when I'm playing offense and I see an enemy support:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/157/415/37e.jpeg)
Gaming
Post beach level music
![cheeralism I love beach levels so much Underwater levels can suck my d--- though](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/157/414/8ea.jpeg)
![cheeralism I love beach levels so much Underwater levels can suck my d--- though](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/157/414/8ea.jpeg)
Gaming
It's all about the rewards (and 100% completion if you're a completionist)
![rapturezoo npc: hey do you have a second, i have a mission for you me, crying, my hands full of side quests:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/156/572/fb9.jpeg)
![rapturezoo npc: hey do you have a second, i have a mission for you me, crying, my hands full of side quests:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/156/572/fb9.jpeg)
Gaming
Nier Automata localized by 8-4
!["Source Twitter":https://twitter.com/HyperBitHero/status/750025608994971648
*Full articles:*
"First article":http://nichegamer.com/2016/07/04/8-4-handle-localizing-nier-automata/
<img src="http://puu.sh/qmAYD/a13f9a41ac.png">
"Second Article":http://nichegamer.com/2016/07/07/8-4-working-nier-automata-creators-approval-localization/
<img src="http://puu.sh/qmB0a/7d8d883225.png">
"Another article":http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/04/nier-automata-hands-on-preview-i-wanted-to-create-a-game-where-players-would-feel-something-5983324/ (This one is more precise)
<img src="http://puu.sh/qmAWs/c2a44e368f.png">](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/154/029/c4d.jpg)
!["Source Twitter":https://twitter.com/HyperBitHero/status/750025608994971648
*Full articles:*
"First article":http://nichegamer.com/2016/07/04/8-4-handle-localizing-nier-automata/
<img src="http://puu.sh/qmAYD/a13f9a41ac.png">
"Second Article":http://nichegamer.com/2016/07/07/8-4-working-nier-automata-creators-approval-localization/
<img src="http://puu.sh/qmB0a/7d8d883225.png">
"Another article":http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/04/nier-automata-hands-on-preview-i-wanted-to-create-a-game-where-players-would-feel-something-5983324/ (This one is more precise)
<img src="http://puu.sh/qmAWs/c2a44e368f.png">](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/154/029/c4d.jpg)
Gaming
Top greh-meh-meh
![kreuzader top 10 videogames ever made megaman 10 · final fantasy 9 mario kart 8 megaman X/ Xenogears part 6 . Pokemon Blue 5 . Modern Warfare 4 . Halo 3 . Undertale 2 ·Xbox One](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/152/293/2ab.jpeg)
![kreuzader top 10 videogames ever made megaman 10 · final fantasy 9 mario kart 8 megaman X/ Xenogears part 6 . Pokemon Blue 5 . Modern Warfare 4 . Halo 3 . Undertale 2 ·Xbox One](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/152/293/2ab.jpeg)
Gaming
give me windows movie maker text over this thing any day of the week
![me: i wonder if theres a guide on youtube for this game that shows me where this thing im looking for is located youtube video: YOoooO0OOOOOOOoooOOooo HEYEVERYONE WHATS UP ALL YOU GUYS AND GALS OUT THERE HAHA ITS ME BACK AGAIN WITH ANO me: nvm ill find it on my own Source: oldroots](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/152/288/1cf.jpeg)
![me: i wonder if theres a guide on youtube for this game that shows me where this thing im looking for is located youtube video: YOoooO0OOOOOOOoooOOooo HEYEVERYONE WHATS UP ALL YOU GUYS AND GALS OUT THERE HAHA ITS ME BACK AGAIN WITH ANO me: nvm ill find it on my own Source: oldroots](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/152/288/1cf.jpeg)
Gaming
If somebody asks you what video games are, show them this
![Source: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/SmHvtQxUFd4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/151/565/411.png)
![Source: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/SmHvtQxUFd4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/151/565/411.png)
Gaming
Bubble Gun
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/149/308/3a3.png)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/149/308/3a3.png)
Gaming
The truth
![3.5GE DDR5 MEMORY R A 8 GB GDDR5](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/148/273/f20.jpg)
![3.5GE DDR5 MEMORY R A 8 GB GDDR5](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/148/273/f20.jpg)
Gaming
Monster_hunter.jpg
![Do you need it? No Yes Here, have 70 Tough s--- This game is](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/148/190/e03.png)
![Do you need it? No Yes Here, have 70 Tough s--- This game is](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/148/190/e03.png)
Gaming
Silly bace-jeleren; everyone knows that the W stands for Wumbo
![MULTIMEDIA GAMING KEYBOARD 5 S F N M banshees the Gaming keys......do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer banshees i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s's places what the...f---? 葡whowasphoone its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways.... this is clearly how it was meant to be all along bace-jeleren W for "wupwards benjaminbreeg a is for "am going left"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/147/597/13a.jpeg)
![MULTIMEDIA GAMING KEYBOARD 5 S F N M banshees the Gaming keys......do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer banshees i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s's places what the...f---? 葡whowasphoone its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways.... this is clearly how it was meant to be all along bace-jeleren W for "wupwards benjaminbreeg a is for "am going left"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/147/597/13a.jpeg)
Gaming
Gamer Test: Space Invaders
![GAMER TEST Which one do you hit last? fakeposters.comm](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/146/035/b84.jpg)
![GAMER TEST Which one do you hit last? fakeposters.comm](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/146/035/b84.jpg)
Gaming
Can we ignore the comments on this post for a second and point out that Mat sounds like one of those...
![Matthew Patrick @MatPatGT Jun 24 Gamer pride at #VidCon Gover, Aureylian, Austin Hargrave and 3 others £32.1K 20K Matthew Patrick MatPatGT Jun 22 Special 9am PST #GTLivel Getting meta with Game Theory THE GAMEl I'm... pretty scared about what I'm about to do IHas Game? Game eory t3174 2.2K Matthew Patrick @MatPatGT Jun 21 I think, therefore I game. 7648 3.7K Matthew Patrick @MatPatGT Jun 17 That which does not kill me...gives me EXP banditt highlights solidsnakesucker gamer... pride kirby-star-rider No one should be proud to be a gamer. Not only are dudes like this embarrassing but it literally is pointless and ridiculous. Gaming is simply a hobby. Ppl who reac fiction books aren't all "proud to be a reader". This just ridiculous s--- nerds do.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/145/938/d24.jpeg)
![Matthew Patrick @MatPatGT Jun 24 Gamer pride at #VidCon Gover, Aureylian, Austin Hargrave and 3 others £32.1K 20K Matthew Patrick MatPatGT Jun 22 Special 9am PST #GTLivel Getting meta with Game Theory THE GAMEl I'm... pretty scared about what I'm about to do IHas Game? Game eory t3174 2.2K Matthew Patrick @MatPatGT Jun 21 I think, therefore I game. 7648 3.7K Matthew Patrick @MatPatGT Jun 17 That which does not kill me...gives me EXP banditt highlights solidsnakesucker gamer... pride kirby-star-rider No one should be proud to be a gamer. Not only are dudes like this embarrassing but it literally is pointless and ridiculous. Gaming is simply a hobby. Ppl who reac fiction books aren't all "proud to be a reader". This just ridiculous s--- nerds do.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/145/938/d24.jpeg)
Gaming