Gaming - Can we ignore the comments on this post for a second and point out that Mat sounds like one of those gamer motivation posts you see on the Internet and facebook

Yeah, nobody should be proud to be a gamer. But at the same time, nobody should be ashamed to be a gamer, either.

Crouch while holding a book under a table, and then open 0.5 pages a flip. This will cause an overflow in the book's memory, glitching your physical properties temporarily and allow you to briefly clip under the floor and respawn at the end of the book.