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But I don't own socks dad...

Dad Level: 9000 @classicdadmoves Honeywell Sot 19 28 Hold Heal Run BEFORE TURNING HEAT ON: DO YOU? Have Socks ON rYE S NO OR ANY -LONG SLEEUE SHIRT: YES NO OREE CONBO UN DERNEAR /ANTS: YES NO SEE YOUR BREATH: NO YES NO HEAT ET NEEDED DRESSED
Dad Level: 9000 @classicdadmoves Honeywell Sot 19 28 Hold Heal Run BEFORE TURNING HEAT ON: DO YOU? Have Socks ON rYE S NO OR ANY -LONG SLEEUE SHIRT: YES NO OREE CONBO UN DERNEAR /ANTS: YES NO SEE YOUR BREATH: NO YES NO HEAT ET NEEDED DRESSED

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thank god

Nice tree dad! Are you going to put it up yourself? No I will put it up in the living room
Nice tree dad! Are you going to put it up yourself? No I will put it up in the living room

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dad joke christmas christmas tree

Reddit

I posted something on here the other day and didn't get a single upvote I guess nobody Reddit.
I posted something on here the other day and didn't get a single upvote I guess nobody Reddit.

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social media upvote

Typo

What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.

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headstone mistake

Diary

The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.

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dead thoughts

Croissant

What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.
What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.

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food aunt uncle

Hank Hill

Doctor to patient do you smoke? Patient: yes. Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes? Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
Doctor to patient do you smoke? Patient: yes. Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes? Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.

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bbq smoking

Bald

A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.

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comb hair

Finger

Broke ny finger today On the other hand i am ok
Broke ny finger today On the other hand i am ok

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broken hand

Haircuts

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue

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barber haircut men

Faults

My wife tells me I have 2 major faults, I don't listen - and something else.
My wife tells me I have 2 major faults, I don't listen - and something else.

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wife memory

Weightlifter

My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough. He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough. He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.

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lifting gym brother

Swords

Why won't swords go obsolete? They are cutting edge technology.
Why won't swords go obsolete? They are cutting edge technology.

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technology

Bros

The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week Well it's not a law it's a mandate
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week Well it's not a law it's a mandate

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men friends mayor

Ladyfingers

Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is? Mentos.
Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is? Mentos.

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men candy

Check In

I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Window or aisle?" I laughed in her face and replied, "Window or you'll what?"
I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Window or aisle?" I laughed in her face and replied, "Window or you'll what?"

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airline threat