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And keep the windows closed when it is running

Князь Мышкин @MyshkinFool HOT older men in YOUR area want to know if YOU have been playing with the THERMOSTAT?

Князь Мышкин @MyshkinFool HOT older men in YOUR area want to know if YOU have been playing with the THERMOSTAT?

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Dad, I'm Gay

mom, dad. ..im gay www.DRAWTISM.COM don't you f------ dare clench HI GAY.. M DAD edraw tism omfg lol

mom, dad. ..im gay www.DRAWTISM.COM don't you f------ dare clench HI GAY.. M DAD edraw tism omfg lol

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Probably

Dad: *falls asleep on the recliner* Me: "I wonder what he's dreaming about?" His dream: enackytuna 608

Dad: *falls asleep on the recliner* Me: "I wonder what he's dreaming about?" His dream: enackytuna 608

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So sweet

Aww... He's teaching his son about the family business

Aww... He's teaching his son about the family business

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When Daughter's BF makes better Dad Jokes than you..

%& your bff alex @psybermonkey [First date] Her dad: Iwant her home before midnight Me: but you already own her home Dad: *turning to daughter if you don't sleep with him, I wil

%& your bff alex @psybermonkey [First date] Her dad: Iwant her home before midnight Me: but you already own her home Dad: *turning to daughter if you don't sleep with him, I wil

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Hella rude

Son D-d-d Dad:Oh he gonna say his first word Son: D-dad I know how to talk since 30 years stop m-making fun of my s-stuttering

Son D-d-d Dad:Oh he gonna say his first word Son: D-dad I know how to talk since 30 years stop m-making fun of my s-stuttering

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Just at work... tripping on acid.

Dad Just at work... tripping on acid CORROSIVE SUSSTANCES

Dad Just at work... tripping on acid CORROSIVE SUSSTANCES

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Congrats Dad!

CONGRATULATIONS! You MADE MANY DAD JokES THAT YoU'Ve 8ECOME AN ACTVAL DAD HERES YOUR BABY DEATHBULGE.Com

CONGRATULATIONS! You MADE MANY DAD JokES THAT YoU'Ve 8ECOME AN ACTVAL DAD HERES YOUR BABY DEATHBULGE.Com

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Dad Joking a dad

Dad You all have a new nephew. Born about 9:30. 7 lbs, 12 oz. baby, mom and dad doing great. To be named tomorrow Dylan Tomorrow is a really stupid name for a baby.

Dad You all have a new nephew. Born about 9:30. 7 lbs, 12 oz. baby, mom and dad doing great. To be named tomorrow Dylan Tomorrow is a really stupid name for a baby.

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When comedy becomes tragedy

S0 I SAID... TWO GONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGH STOP THAT. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? BUT THEY ARENT. PLEASE... SURELY YOU KNOW How MUCIH HAPPINESS THEY BRING ME. THEY'RE SO SHIRLEY. ANOTHER ONE! PLEASE... EARNEST ANOTHER BRLUUANT APPRECIATION IS PLAY ON wWoRDS! MY WEAKNESS PLEASE... PLEASE ROu YOUR EYES BUT IT'S SO FUwwy Hl. DYING.ovNG. IM DAD Smbc-comics.com

S0 I SAID... TWO GONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGH STOP THAT. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? BUT THEY ARENT. PLEASE... SURELY YOU KNOW How MUCIH HAPPINESS THEY BRING ME. THEY'RE SO SHIRLEY. ANOTHER ONE! PLEASE... EARNEST ANOTHER BRLUUANT APPRECIATION IS PLAY ON wWoRDS! MY WEAKNESS PLEASE... PLEASE ROu YOUR EYES BUT IT'S SO FUwwy Hl. DYING.ovNG. IM DAD Smbc-comics.com

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TERRIBLE PUN

TV REPORT 18 September 2014 at 81Spm Man who hid fake moustache under water valve waits five months to finish terrible pun imgur/Ryon Kramer A man who found a fake moustache hídden underneath a water valve in his house later discovered his housemate had been planning an excruciatingty tong-term dad-joke. Five months ago, my roommate John moved out," Reddit user Ryan Kramer explained. "T haven't been in his room since then, however this week, behind a tiny door that accesses a water valve, we found a little surprise." Mr Kramer says he then sent John "a confused text, to which he finally received the punchline "You found iti My secret stache' it said. "He has been waiting five months to make that pun," Ryan concluded.

TV REPORT 18 September 2014 at 81Spm Man who hid fake moustache under water valve waits five months to finish terrible pun imgur/Ryon Kramer A man who found a fake moustache hídden underneath a water valve in his house later discovered his housemate had been planning an excruciatingty tong-term dad-joke. Five months ago, my roommate John moved out," Reddit user Ryan Kramer explained. "T haven't been in his room since then, however this week, behind a tiny door that accesses a water valve, we found a little surprise." Mr Kramer says he then sent John "a confused text, to which he finally received the punchline "You found iti My secret stache' it said. "He has been waiting five months to make that pun," Ryan concluded.

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classic aang

DAD 'M BORED DAD? HE LLO BORED I'M DAD ARS2ANKA

DAD 'M BORED DAD? HE LLO BORED I'M DAD ARS2ANKA

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Wookiee Steak

What's for dinner Dad? Wookie steak Is it any good? It's a little Chewy. NO duck face on 9GAG.COM

What's for dinner Dad? Wookie steak Is it any good? It's a little Chewy. NO duck face on 9GAG.COM

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Sprint 3G 17:01 40 % 〈Messages Papaw Contact It's a ladypug iMessage Send Q WERT YUIO P A S D F G HJK L 123space return

Operator: 911 What's your emergency? Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Responder: No ths is her husband. sofapizza Not the time for a dad joke He's ready the time is nigh

Operator: 911 What's your emergency? Responder: My wifes going into labor, I don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Responder: No ths is her husband. sofapizza Not the time for a dad joke He's ready the time is nigh

jungwildeandfree: thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturallyI screamed "m-----------" and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said "you rang?" hats off for the ultimate dad joke 87 792 notes

jungwildeandfree: thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturallyI screamed "m-----------" and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said "you rang?" hats off for the ultimate dad joke 87 792 notes

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A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" "Dad, you don't mean-" "Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition "Dad... I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes "Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm dad"

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" "Dad, you don't mean-" "Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition "Dad... I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes "Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm dad"

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queen-of-fallen-angels axs-the-fallen-angel howling-rising-demorn delzdesigns Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you'd have 4 dads. The amount of dad jokes... "I'm hungry "Hi hungry, I'm dad." "Hi dad, I'm dad too!" "Hi dad too, I'm dad three." "Hi dad three, I'm dad." What have you done TME FAIRLY ODDPARENTS IN: ADD Ol-DAD

queen-of-fallen-angels axs-the-fallen-angel howling-rising-demorn delzdesigns Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you'd have 4 dads. The amount of dad jokes... "I'm hungry "Hi hungry, I'm dad." "Hi dad, I'm dad too!" "Hi dad too, I'm dad three." "Hi dad three, I'm dad." What have you done TME FAIRLY ODDPARENTS IN: ADD Ol-DAD

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mnota hero, mjust a coffee shop- Get the f--- down! QUENTIN TARANTINO Jimmie VENESSIA VALENTINO Bonnie HARVEY KEITEL The Wolf JULIA SWEENEY Raquel ROBERT RUTH Coffee Shop LAWRENCE BENDER Long Hair Yuppie-Scum Production Manager PAUL HELLERMAN High-res → digg This excellent dad joke was hidden in the credits of Pulp Fiction 733 notes

mnota hero, mjust a coffee shop- Get the f--- down! QUENTIN TARANTINO Jimmie VENESSIA VALENTINO Bonnie HARVEY KEITEL The Wolf JULIA SWEENEY Raquel ROBERT RUTH Coffee Shop LAWRENCE BENDER Long Hair Yuppie-Scum Production Manager PAUL HELLERMAN High-res → digg This excellent dad joke was hidden in the credits of Pulp Fiction 733 notes

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"honey, im pregnant." hello pregnant," he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. "im dad" 178,532 notes はー whosuperlockedyouroseonabe... + Source:tayngerous tayngerous A woman is at her fathers deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left Dad, I'm sorry." she whispers Goodbye, Sorry."he says, "m dead everyone else go home. messyfandom the first and last dad joke

"honey, im pregnant." hello pregnant," he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. "im dad" 178,532 notes はー whosuperlockedyouroseonabe... + Source:tayngerous tayngerous A woman is at her fathers deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left Dad, I'm sorry." she whispers Goodbye, Sorry."he says, "m dead everyone else go home. messyfandom the first and last dad joke