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A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" "Dad, you don't mean-" "Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition "Dad... I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes "Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm dad"

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A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" "Dad, you don't mean-" "Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition "Dad... I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes "Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm dad"

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Firebug

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Oct 23, 2014 at 08:17PM EDT

I really want this to be a real book that gets updated every 25 years to accommodate for new phrases being commonly said by kids.

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Camperino

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Oct 23, 2014 at 08:04PM EDT

"Now it is time… to build a deck."

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